Dare I bring it up again - but this seems very obvious to me
Current Incoming Current Outgoings
28,638,993 There for 2 - The killer [6628] Attacking
1,752,234 There for 3 - iyumi [4182] Attacking
3,284,313 eta 1 - Not so bad [7117] Attacking
1,415,038 eta 2 - Baby grill [7155] Attacking
1,072,256 eta 3 - banana cake [3094] Attacking
309,965 eta 5 - Room99 [5148] Attacking
No Current Outgoings
Recalls: 1
Reported News
Wed 11th Dec, year 4. Morning This Tick Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 309,965 people from Room99 [5148] will arrive to attack you.
[close] 127,735 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 330 land. [96] tree. [173] bush. [29] flower. [32] grass. [0] uncultivated.
[close] 107,633 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 384 land. [112] tree. [201] bush. [34] flower. [37] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Wed 11th Dec, year 4. Midnight 2 Ticks Ago Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 1,072,256 people from banana cake [3094] will arrive to attack you.
[range] 3,413,549 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 415,672 allied staff.
Died: 415,672 friendlies dead.
Tue 10th Dec, year 4. Evening 3 Ticks Ago Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 1,415,038 people from Baby grill [7155] will arrive to attack you.
[close] 982,215 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 5,533,475 hostile staff.
[r/c] 161,609 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 199,049 hostile staff.
[range] 1,637,271 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 650,959 allied staff.
[close] 2,454,446 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 148,030 allied staff.
[range] 623,193 hostile Automoton attacked, killing 77,218 allied staff.
[close] 11 allied News Van attacked, distracting 559 hostile staff.
[close] 73,958 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 438 land. [127] tree. [231] bush. [38] flower. [42] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Distracted: 5,733,083 enemies distracted.
Disabled: 148,030 friendlies disabled.
Died: 728,177 friendlies dead.
Tue 10th Dec, year 4. Dusk 4 Ticks Ago Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 3,284,313 people from Not so bad [7117] will arrive to attack you.
[middle] 190,240 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 226,723 hostile staff.
[middle] 859,746 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 1,337,931 allied staff.
Distracted: 226,723 enemies distracted.
Died: 1,337,931 friendlies dead.
Tue 10th Dec, year 4. Afternoon 5 Ticks Ago Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 1,752,234 people from iyumi [4182] will arrive to attack you.
[close] 5 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 2 hostile staff.
[close] 4,668,935 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 2,481,780 allied staff.
[r/c] 92,665 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 103,691 hostile staff.
[range] 885,234 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 92,667 allied staff.
[close] 103,569 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 517 land. [150] tree. [271] bush. [46] flower. [50] grass. [0] uncultivated.
[close] 500,426 hostile Thief stole 107 land. [31] tree. [57] bush. [9] flower. [10] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Distracted: 103,693 enemies distracted.
Disabled: 2,481,780 friendlies disabled.
Died: 92,667 friendlies dead.
[middle] 4,668,935 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 2,574,447 allied staff.
[m/c] 167,462 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 185,013 hostile staff.
[close] 5,545,842 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 167,467 allied staff.
[close] 109,494 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 553 land. [161] tree. [289] bush. [49] flower. [54] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Distracted: 185,013 enemies distracted.
Disabled: 2,574,447 friendlies disabled.
Died: 167,467 friendlies dead.
[range] 4,668,935 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 2,741,914 allied staff.
[r/m] 287,589 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 316,175 hostile staff.
[middle] 5,526,834 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 287,596 allied staff.
Distracted: 316,175 enemies distracted.
Disabled: 2,741,914 friendlies disabled.
Died: 287,596 friendlies dead.
Tue 10th Dec, year 4. Midnight 8 Ticks Ago Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 7 ticks, 28,638,993 people from The killer [6628] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by +2 from: Attacking at 30-35% attack range.
[range] 994,929 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,073,974 hostile staff.
[range] 5,347,875 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 5,310,953 allied staff.
[range] 3,016,732 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 5,269,184 allied staff.
[range] 37 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 111 hostile staff.
[range] 4,015,036 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 3,862,112 allied staff.
Distracted: 1,074,085 enemies distracted.
Died: 14,442,249 friendlies dead.
Mon 9th Dec, year 4. Evening 9 Ticks Ago Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 6 ticks, 37,912,956 people from Kick my asss [4414] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by +1 from: Attacking at 35-40% attack range.
Mon 9th Dec, year 4. Evening 9 Ticks Ago Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 31,375,499 people from Victor Stones [4947] will arrive to attack you.
Mon 9th Dec, year 4. Afternoon 11 Ticks Ago Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 7,254,255 people from thebadguy [4172] will arrive to attack you.
Mon 9th Dec, year 4. Afternoon 11 Ticks Ago Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 44,128,575 people from I am number One [5470] will arrive to attack you.
Mon 9th Dec, year 4. Afternoon 11 Ticks Ago Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Mon 9th Dec, year 4. Early hours 13 Ticks Ago Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Mon 9th Dec, year 4. Early hours 13 Ticks Ago Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 33,139,023 people from I am number One [5470] will arrive to attack you.
Mon 9th Dec, year 4. Early hours 13 Ticks Ago Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 30,972,790 people from Narrow the road [5458] will arrive to attack you.
Sun 8th Dec, year 4. Dusk 16 Ticks Ago Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 7 ticks, 45,554,785 people from Puny Good [5482] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by +2 from: Attacking at 30-35% attack range.
Sun 8th Dec, year 4. Dusk 16 Ticks Ago Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 4 ticks, 60,737,209 people from Narrow the road [5458] will arrive to attack you.
Sun 8th Dec, year 4. Afternoon 17 Ticks Ago Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 7,123,758 people from thebadguy [4172] will arrive to attack you.