Another classic example of troop sharing.
This is just pathetic...
Sat 21st Feb, year 6. Early hours 7 Ticks Ago Defending Nerk [xxx]
Battle Report - Defending Nerk [xxx]
[range] 25,941,619 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 24,978,487 hostile staff.
[range] 7,562,425 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 5,579,859 hostile staff.
[range] 47,583,307 allied Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 19,398,628 hostile staff.
Stunned: 24,978,487 enemies stunned.
Bribed: 24,978,487 enemies bribed.
Fri 20th Feb, year 6. Dusk 10 Ticks Ago Outgoing Friendlies
You sent 34,460,862 employees to defend What have we here... [xxxx], they are set to arrive in 6 ticks.
Fri 20th Feb, year 6. Early hours 13 Ticks Ago Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 24,978,487 people from 2pm [xxxx] will arrive to attack you.
Fri 20th Feb, year 6. Early hours 13 Ticks Ago Defending Nerk [xxx]
Battle Report - Defending Nerk [xxx]
[middle] 25,941,619 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 642,635 hostile staff.
[middle] 6,919,790 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 642,635 hostile staff.
Stunned: 642,635 enemies stunned.
Bribed: 642,635 enemies bribed.
Fri 20th Feb, year 6. Midnight 14 Ticks Ago Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Fri 20th Feb, year 6. Midnight 14 Ticks Ago Defending Nerk [xxx]
Battle Report - Defending Nerk [xxx]
[range] 25,941,619 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 33,789,294 hostile staff.
[range] 145,633 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 195,969 hostile staff.
[range] 47,583,307 allied Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 32,950,690 hostile staff.
Stunned: 33,789,294 enemies stunned.
Bribed: 33,146,659 enemies bribed.
Thu 19th Feb, year 6. Dusk 16 Ticks Ago Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 99,952,724 employees to attack Fossils rock [xx], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks. Mob ETA was modified by -1 from: Adrenaline rush boost.
Thu 19th Feb, year 6. Midnight 20 Ticks Ago Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Wed 18th Feb, year 6. Evening 21 Ticks Ago Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 6 ticks, 33,789,294 people from 2pm [xxxx] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by +2 from: Attacking at 30-35***37; attack range.
Wed 18th Feb, year 6. Evening 21 Ticks Ago Outgoing forces
Sent an unknown number of employees to an unknown target.
Valentines Day, year 6. Afternoon 47 Ticks Ago Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Valentines Day, year 6. Midnight 50 Ticks Ago Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Fri 13th Feb, year 6. Midnight 56 Ticks Ago Unknown
We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
Wed 11th Feb, year 6. Afternoon 65 Ticks Ago Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Wed 11th Feb, year 6. Afternoon 65 Ticks Ago Defending What have we here... [xxxx]
Battle Report - Defending What have we here... [xxxx]
After discovering that there was no-one to fight, we decided to give Azzer a prank call. Unfortunately, he didn't answer either.
Wed 11th Feb, year 6. Early hours 65 Ticks Ago Defending Nerk [xxx]
Battle Report - Defending Nerk [xxx]
[middle] 12,155,031 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 5,761,680 hostile staff.
[middle] 8,459,583 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 9,496,011 allied staff.
[middle] 559,383 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 434,675 hostile staff.
[raised] 253,391 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 118,084 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 113,359 hostile staff.
[middle] 39,705,005 allied Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 13,673,229 hostile staff.
Stunned: 5,761,680 enemies stunned. 9,496,011 friendlies stunned.
Died: 434,675 enemies dead.
Bribed: 13,786,588 enemies bribed.
Converted: 253,391 enemies converted.
Wed 11th Feb, year 6. Midnight 65 Ticks Ago Defending Nerk [xxx]
Battle Report - Defending Nerk [xxx]
[range] 26,376,294 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 29,443,060 allied staff.
[range] 48,143 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 25,705 hostile staff.
[range] 20,301,367 allied Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 12,129,326 hostile staff.
Stunned: 29,443,060 friendlies stunned.
Bribed: 12,155,031 enemies bribed.
Tue 10th Feb, year 6. Morning 72 Ticks Ago Outgoing Friendlies
You sent 33,613,732 employees to defend What have we here... [xxxx], they are set to arrive in 6 ticks.
Tue 10th Feb, year 6. Early hours 73 Ticks Ago Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
Tue 10th Feb, year 6. Midnight 74 Ticks Ago Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 26,376,294 people from 2pm [xxxx] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by +2 from: Attacking at 30-35% attack range.