Dax
Hydroponics Developer
Well technically it would be hard of reading, which your posts are in general.
Round 53 Battle Reports
- Thread starter timtadams
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Well technically it would be hard of reading, which your posts are in general.
Dax
Hydroponics Developer
All aboard the butthurt train.
EDIT: I'll happily take a vial of your virgin tears, pls.
EDIT 2: Actually, I just realised - You brought my name into this whilst whining. Are you deaf, KD?
EDIT: I'll happily take a vial of your virgin tears, pls.
EDIT 2: Actually, I just realised - You brought my name into this whilst whining. Are you deaf, KD?
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Ahh, i take that as a no to the offer of your introspection?
It's OK, I'm sure your ally never gets tired of your constant crying, meanwhile i'll keep posting BRs of your members suiciding.
We're at 3 for 3 so far, impressive numbers, truly.
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What exactly was I whining about, Dax? I was simply responding to your member's worries about being called a scorequeen. Unfortunately for him, the resident town crier (you) is in his ally, so somebody may actually call him a SQ fr recalling from a losing fight.
Is nobody allowed to mention your name, even when your idiocy is relevant, without it being considered whining?
It's OK, I'm sure your ally never gets tired of your constant crying, meanwhile i'll keep posting BRs of your members suiciding.
We're at 3 for 3 so far, impressive numbers, truly.
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What exactly was I whining about, Dax? I was simply responding to your member's worries about being called a scorequeen. Unfortunately for him, the resident town crier (you) is in his ally, so somebody may actually call him a SQ fr recalling from a losing fight.
Is nobody allowed to mention your name, even when your idiocy is relevant, without it being considered whining?
Dax
Hydroponics Developer
I'm just going to wait for somebody else to make note of how either stupid/insane you are (pick at your leisure, by all means).
Dax
Hydroponics Developer
Sweet mother of Jesus, you're almost as retarded as Cyrus.
Enough of the pissing contest. If you can't stay on topic then take it to PM's.
If it continues I'm going to be very unhappy.
If it continues I'm going to be very unhappy.
Dax
Hydroponics Developer
Asmo I am already unhappy. There are no battles to display and this is to continue for weeks. WHYYYYYYYYYY.
Here's a funny battle
Thu 28th Jul, year 2. Dawn 45 Ticks Ago Letting them through with no defence
Battle Report - Letting them through with no defence
[close] 69,026 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 71,669 hostile staff.
[close] 9,987,473 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 7,715,378 allied staff.
[close] 993,211 hostile Witch attacked, killing 496,338 allied staff.
[close] 6,923,472 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 10,008,099 allied staff.
[close] 29,888 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 223,948 hostile staff.
[close] 9,956,869 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 2,083,944 allied staff.
[close] 3,379,678 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 14,578,568 allied staff.
[close] 1,785,926 allied HQ Attack Dog attacked, killing 5,235,722 hostile staff.
[close] 245,936 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 574,777 hostile staff.
[close] 1,926,282 allied Humvee attacked, killing 825,482 hostile staff.
[close] 914,414 hostile Apprentice attacked, killing 1,842,934 allied staff.
[close] 192,875 allied Shield Android attacked, killing 103,119 hostile staff.
[close] 97,384 hostile Seed Thief stole 9,738,398 stored seeds. [425,943] tree. [3,683,487] bush. [1,970,229] flower. [3,658,739] grass.
[close] 99,269 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 3,410 land. [811] tree. [2,190] bush. [192] flower. [217] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Distracted: 71,669 enemies distracted. 7,715,378 friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 2,083,944 friendlies disabled.
Died: 6,963,048 enemies dead. 26,925,939 friendlies dead.
Thu 28th Jul, year 2. Dawn 45 Ticks Ago Letting them through with no defence
Battle Report - Letting them through with no defence
[close] 69,026 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 71,669 hostile staff.
[close] 9,987,473 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 7,715,378 allied staff.
[close] 993,211 hostile Witch attacked, killing 496,338 allied staff.
[close] 6,923,472 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 10,008,099 allied staff.
[close] 29,888 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 223,948 hostile staff.
[close] 9,956,869 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 2,083,944 allied staff.
[close] 3,379,678 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 14,578,568 allied staff.
[close] 1,785,926 allied HQ Attack Dog attacked, killing 5,235,722 hostile staff.
[close] 245,936 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 574,777 hostile staff.
[close] 1,926,282 allied Humvee attacked, killing 825,482 hostile staff.
[close] 914,414 hostile Apprentice attacked, killing 1,842,934 allied staff.
[close] 192,875 allied Shield Android attacked, killing 103,119 hostile staff.
[close] 97,384 hostile Seed Thief stole 9,738,398 stored seeds. [425,943] tree. [3,683,487] bush. [1,970,229] flower. [3,658,739] grass.
[close] 99,269 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 3,410 land. [811] tree. [2,190] bush. [192] flower. [217] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Distracted: 71,669 enemies distracted. 7,715,378 friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 2,083,944 friendlies disabled.
Died: 6,963,048 enemies dead. 26,925,939 friendlies dead.
Dax
Hydroponics Developer
LOL I CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE SEEN THAT THREE TIMES TODAY AND IT'S STILL FUNNY.
Phew
Phew
![[Ninja-7]](/forums/data/avatars/m/0/336.jpg?1627406306){kind=avatar}
[Ninja-7]
Head Gardener
Battle Report - Defending vs Some guy
[close] 36,437 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 39,502 hostile staff.
[close] 313,681 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 345,797 allied staff.
[close] 4,500,000 allied Mummy attacked, killing 5,215,255 hostile staff.
[close] 664,064 allied Witch attacked, killing 876,947 hostile staff.
[close] 2,435,837 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 4,422,508 allied staff.
[close] 7,728,037 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 34,725,142 hostile staff.
[close] 42,208 allied Yob attacked, disabling 63,854 hostile staff.
[close] 1,720,330 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 3,739,422 hostile staff.
[close] 1,805,105 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 1,965,442 allied staff.
[close] 2,680,643 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 552,376 hostile staff.
[raised] 31,587 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[close] 272,589 allied White Wizard zapped 42,428 hostile staff.
[close] 416,061 allied Zombie ate the brains of 127,414 hostile staff.
[raised] 42,523 Zombie rose from the dead.
[close] 17,924 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 20,240 allied staff.
Distracted: 39,502 [£115,893,600] enemies distracted. 345,797 [£1,023,691,600] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 63,854 [£405,452,800] enemies disabled.
Died: 45,278,984 [£471,614,348,600] enemies dead. 6,408,190 [£120,544,893,200] friendlies dead.
Converted: 74,110 [£2,533,118,000] enemies converted.
You gained 194,301 effectiveness.
You gained 15.28 fame.
You gained 11.66 honour.
You will soon be receiving £8,031,633,720 insurance.
[close] 36,437 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 39,502 hostile staff.
[close] 313,681 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 345,797 allied staff.
[close] 4,500,000 allied Mummy attacked, killing 5,215,255 hostile staff.
[close] 664,064 allied Witch attacked, killing 876,947 hostile staff.
[close] 2,435,837 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 4,422,508 allied staff.
[close] 7,728,037 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 34,725,142 hostile staff.
[close] 42,208 allied Yob attacked, disabling 63,854 hostile staff.
[close] 1,720,330 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 3,739,422 hostile staff.
[close] 1,805,105 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 1,965,442 allied staff.
[close] 2,680,643 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 552,376 hostile staff.
[raised] 31,587 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[close] 272,589 allied White Wizard zapped 42,428 hostile staff.
[close] 416,061 allied Zombie ate the brains of 127,414 hostile staff.
[raised] 42,523 Zombie rose from the dead.
[close] 17,924 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 20,240 allied staff.
Distracted: 39,502 [£115,893,600] enemies distracted. 345,797 [£1,023,691,600] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 63,854 [£405,452,800] enemies disabled.
Died: 45,278,984 [£471,614,348,600] enemies dead. 6,408,190 [£120,544,893,200] friendlies dead.
Converted: 74,110 [£2,533,118,000] enemies converted.
You gained 194,301 effectiveness.
You gained 15.28 fame.
You gained 11.66 honour.
You will soon be receiving £8,031,633,720 insurance.
[Ninja-7]
Head Gardener
Vs TAP this time...
[range] 15,000,000 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 4,306,704 allied staff.
[range] 3,855,822 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 24,814,095 hostile staff.
[range] 1,754,834 allied Harrier attacked, killing 3,057,038 hostile staff.
[range] 494,933 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 1,659,186 hostile staff.
[range] 14,190,638 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 25,325,166 hostile staff.
[range] 5,648,489 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 3,012,290 hostile staff.
[range] 2,388,619 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 11,673,426 allied staff.
[range] 4,430,056 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 9,169,317 hostile staff.
[range] 687,544 allied Ranger attacked, killing 596,172 hostile staff.
[range] 2,211,722 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 520,629 hostile staff.
[raised] 26,770 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[range] 185,063 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 504,424 allied staff.
[range] 3,052,419 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 1,209,064 allied staff.
Died: 68,153,893 [£1,031,763,647,000] enemies dead. 17,693,618 [£396,628,339,000] friendlies dead.
Converted: 26,770 [£669,250,000] enemies converted.
You gained 61,610 effectiveness.
You gained 1.82 fame.
You gained 2.71 honour.
You will soon be receiving £5,808,207,800 insurance.
[range] 15,000,000 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 4,306,704 allied staff.
[range] 3,855,822 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 24,814,095 hostile staff.
[range] 1,754,834 allied Harrier attacked, killing 3,057,038 hostile staff.
[range] 494,933 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 1,659,186 hostile staff.
[range] 14,190,638 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 25,325,166 hostile staff.
[range] 5,648,489 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 3,012,290 hostile staff.
[range] 2,388,619 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 11,673,426 allied staff.
[range] 4,430,056 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 9,169,317 hostile staff.
[range] 687,544 allied Ranger attacked, killing 596,172 hostile staff.
[range] 2,211,722 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 520,629 hostile staff.
[raised] 26,770 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[range] 185,063 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 504,424 allied staff.
[range] 3,052,419 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 1,209,064 allied staff.
Died: 68,153,893 [£1,031,763,647,000] enemies dead. 17,693,618 [£396,628,339,000] friendlies dead.
Converted: 26,770 [£669,250,000] enemies converted.
You gained 61,610 effectiveness.
You gained 1.82 fame.
You gained 2.71 honour.
You will soon be receiving £5,808,207,800 insurance.
[Ninja-7]
Head Gardener
Tick 2, not so good :/
[middle] 4,758,298 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 1,104,076 allied staff.
[range] 16,000,000 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 9,550,432 allied staff.
[r/m] 2,542,440 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 14,933,796 hostile staff.
[middle] 585,395 allied Witch attacked, killing 265,240 hostile staff.
[r/m] 811,000 allied Harrier attacked, killing 1,995,989 hostile staff.
[r/m] 283,136 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 980,489 hostile staff.
[r/m] 7,280,429 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 34,928,684 hostile staff.
[r/m] 3,350,844 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 13,499,759 hostile staff.
[middle] 42,726 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 87,311 allied staff.
[range] 5,077,411 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 10,534,889 allied staff.
[range] 3,025,921 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 26,045,259 hostile staff.
[r/m] 508,750 allied Ranger attacked, killing 208,046 hostile staff.
[range] 495,813 hostile Automoton attacked, killing 215,107 allied staff.
[r/m] 1,458,405 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 3,539,295 hostile staff.
[raised] 25,223 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[middle] 160,049 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 171,791 allied staff.
[middle] 2,872,862 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 466,738 allied staff.
[range] 787,925 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 11,176,095 hostile staff.
[range] 1,301,907 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 2,918,605 allied staff.
Died: 107,572,652 [£441,553,173,200] enemies dead. 25,048,949 [£597,292,367,500] friendlies dead.
Converted: 25,223 [£630,575,000] enemies converted.
You gained 31,352 effectiveness.
You gained 0.65 fame.
You gained 3.32 honour.
You will soon be receiving £7,061,022,800 insurance.
[middle] 4,758,298 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 1,104,076 allied staff.
[range] 16,000,000 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 9,550,432 allied staff.
[r/m] 2,542,440 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 14,933,796 hostile staff.
[middle] 585,395 allied Witch attacked, killing 265,240 hostile staff.
[r/m] 811,000 allied Harrier attacked, killing 1,995,989 hostile staff.
[r/m] 283,136 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 980,489 hostile staff.
[r/m] 7,280,429 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 34,928,684 hostile staff.
[r/m] 3,350,844 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 13,499,759 hostile staff.
[middle] 42,726 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 87,311 allied staff.
[range] 5,077,411 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 10,534,889 allied staff.
[range] 3,025,921 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 26,045,259 hostile staff.
[r/m] 508,750 allied Ranger attacked, killing 208,046 hostile staff.
[range] 495,813 hostile Automoton attacked, killing 215,107 allied staff.
[r/m] 1,458,405 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 3,539,295 hostile staff.
[raised] 25,223 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[middle] 160,049 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 171,791 allied staff.
[middle] 2,872,862 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 466,738 allied staff.
[range] 787,925 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 11,176,095 hostile staff.
[range] 1,301,907 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 2,918,605 allied staff.
Died: 107,572,652 [£441,553,173,200] enemies dead. 25,048,949 [£597,292,367,500] friendlies dead.
Converted: 25,223 [£630,575,000] enemies converted.
You gained 31,352 effectiveness.
You gained 0.65 fame.
You gained 3.32 honour.
You will soon be receiving £7,061,022,800 insurance.
nopjes
Head Gardener
[middle] 14,006,553 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 4,409,623 allied staff.
[all] 313,162 allied Harrier attacked, killing 729,785 hostile staff.
[range] 14,653,351 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 2,854,245 allied staff.
[range] 6,390,917 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 5,002,892 allied staff.
[middle] 4,843,670 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 171,944 allied staff.
[range] 6,606,438 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 102,532 allied staff.
Died: 729,785 [£14,099,612,200] enemies dead. 12,541,236 [£219,024,975,200] friendlies dead.
You gained 12 effectiveness.
You will soon be receiving £14,648,160 insurance.
TICK 3, BOOM WE AIN'T SCARED!
[all] 313,162 allied Harrier attacked, killing 729,785 hostile staff.
[range] 14,653,351 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 2,854,245 allied staff.
[range] 6,390,917 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 5,002,892 allied staff.
[middle] 4,843,670 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 171,944 allied staff.
[range] 6,606,438 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 102,532 allied staff.
Died: 729,785 [£14,099,612,200] enemies dead. 12,541,236 [£219,024,975,200] friendlies dead.
You gained 12 effectiveness.
You will soon be receiving £14,648,160 insurance.
TICK 3, BOOM WE AIN'T SCARED!
Yeadon
Harvester
Me vs ScallyWags
Battle Report - Attacking second time around [3434]
[range] 2,497,054 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 25,441,616 allied staff.
[range] 4,250,000 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 7,331,022 allied staff.
[range] 4,998,909 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 4,179,479 allied staff.
[range] 10,276,636 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 22,848,012 allied staff.
[range] 7,095,174 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 16,714,407 hostile staff.
[range] 4,752,817 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 6,554,476 allied staff.
[range] 6,443,254 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 14,102,275 hostile staff.
[range] 798,900 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,117,014 allied staff.
[range] 1,884,057 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 6,015,933 allied staff.
[range] 12,000,527 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 24,890,653 hostile staff.
[range] 2 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 12 allied staff.
Distracted: 30,738,109 [£262,817,686,600] friendlies distracted.
Died: 42,749,455 [£969,768,226,800] friendlies dead. 55,707,335 [£864,334,570,400] enemies dead.
You gained 1,370,488 effectiveness.
You gained 32.89 fame.
You gained 35.02 honour.
You earned £11,124,948,168 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £180,614,569,200 insurance.
Battle Report - Attacking second time around [3434]
[range] 2,497,054 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 25,441,616 allied staff.
[range] 4,250,000 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 7,331,022 allied staff.
[range] 4,998,909 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 4,179,479 allied staff.
[range] 10,276,636 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 22,848,012 allied staff.
[range] 7,095,174 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 16,714,407 hostile staff.
[range] 4,752,817 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 6,554,476 allied staff.
[range] 6,443,254 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 14,102,275 hostile staff.
[range] 798,900 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,117,014 allied staff.
[range] 1,884,057 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 6,015,933 allied staff.
[range] 12,000,527 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 24,890,653 hostile staff.
[range] 2 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 12 allied staff.
Distracted: 30,738,109 [£262,817,686,600] friendlies distracted.
Died: 42,749,455 [£969,768,226,800] friendlies dead. 55,707,335 [£864,334,570,400] enemies dead.
You gained 1,370,488 effectiveness.
You gained 32.89 fame.
You gained 35.02 honour.
You earned £11,124,948,168 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £180,614,569,200 insurance.