Round 53 Battle Reports

[timtadams]

I'll get it kick started for this round with this little gem,

Battle Report - Defending [some legend]
After discovering that there was no-one to fight, we decided to give Azzer a prank call. Unfortunately, he didn't answer either.

 

[nopjes]

The best i can give you is this massive resistance...

Battle Report - Attacking TAP
[middle] 1,000,000 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 924,360 allied staff.
[middle] 1,807,871 hostile Apprentice attacked, killing 8,085,460 allied staff.
[middle] 530,933 allied Apprentice attacked, killing 1,540,883 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,210,031 allied Officer attacked, killing 2,061,616 hostile staff.

Disabled: 924,360 [£10,893,432,300] friendlies disabled.
Died: 8,085,460 [£28,458,889,000] friendlies dead. 3,602,499 [£21,082,373,400] enemies dead.

 

[[Ninja-7]]

Best I can do so far is decent converts:


Battle Report - Attacking XXXX

[close] 6,000,000 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 2,433,780 allied staff.
[close] 3,750,000 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 16,305 allied staff.
[close] 2,465,015 allied Zombie ate the brains of 16,759,653 hostile staff.
[raised] 911,961 Zombie rose from the dead.
[close] 137,252 hostile Private attacked, killing 49,461 allied staff.
[close] 41,498 hostile Officer attacked, killing 18,431 allied staff.

Distracted: 2,433,780 [£5,850,413,400] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 16,305 [£978,300,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 67,892 [£2,783,572,000] friendlies dead. 16,759,653 [£44,786,377,200] enemies dead.
Converted: 911,961 [£37,390,401,000] enemies converted.

You gained 85,730 effectiveness.
You gained 17.75 fame.
You gained 30.00 honour.
You earned £317,180,491 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £556,714,400 insurance.

 

[Dax]

Battle Report - Attacking Dog Player
[range] 301,562 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 216,063 allied staff.
[range] 499,623 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,847,195 hostile staff.
[range] 7,953,873 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 39,932,504 hostile staff.
[range] 14,929 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 212,676 allied staff.

Distracted: 1,847,195 [£7,911,309,100] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 216,063 [£2,410,894,700] friendlies disabled.
Died: 212,676 [£543,003,200] friendlies dead. 39,932,504 [£123,467,017,000] enemies dead.

You gained 51,799 effectiveness.
You gained 47.83 fame.
You lost 64.72 honour.
You earned £1,513,966,279 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £588,000 insurance.

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[middle] 278,110 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 195,853 allied staff.
[middle] 499,622 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,543,322 hostile staff.
[middle] 7,958,555 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 19,616,965 hostile staff.
[middle] 7,255 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 105,715 allied staff.

Distracted: 1,543,322 [£8,103,759,800] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 195,853 [£2,169,799,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 105,715 [£269,242,200] friendlies dead. 19,616,965 [£97,956,852,000] enemies dead.

You gained 41,099 effectiveness.
You gained 42.56 fame.
You lost 65.04 honour.
You earned £1,985,237,238 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £288,000 insurance.

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[close] 10,000,000 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 10,982,942 hostile staff.
[close] 3,000,000 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 493,357 hostile staff.
[close] 500,000 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 138,632 hostile staff.
[close] 8,000,000 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 47,785 hostile staff.
[close] 199,854 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 692 land. [126] tree. [506] bush. [30] flower. [30] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Distracted: 11,614,931 [£82,323,763,200] enemies distracted.
Died: 47,785 [£955,700,000] enemies dead.

You stole 346 land. [63] tree. [253] bush. [15] flower. [15] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You gained 937 effectiveness.
You gained 14.92 fame.
You lost 28.41 honour.
You earned £28,223,165 bounty.

 

[Stargazer]

defending tap

[range] 467,900 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 513,972 hostile staff.
[range] 3,998,903 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 3,558,009 allied staff.
[range] 2,863,486 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 11,626,738 hostile staff.
[range] 7,772,720 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 16,138,808 allied staff.
[range] 6,546,863 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 29,148,090 hostile staff.
[range] 3,348,986 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 15,755,790 hostile staff.
[range] 516,259 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 7,215,939 hostile staff.
[range] 13,931,209 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 8,651,815 allied staff.

Distracted: 19,696,817 [£253,330,425,700] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 513,972 [£9,230,069,500] enemies disabled.
Died: 63,746,557 [£241,972,547,600] enemies dead. 8,651,815 [£147,163,198,700] friendlies dead.

You gained 127,087 effectiveness.
You gained 4.63 fame.
You gained 26.97 honour.
You will soon be receiving £7,562,838,400 insurance.

Fri 1st Oct, year 1. Midnight 94 Ticks Ago
Battle Report - Defending
[middle] 1 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 3 hostile staff.
[middle] 18,000,000 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 57,824,840 hostile staff.
[raised] 4,602,346 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 1,635,005 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 5,724,998 allied staff.
[middle] 1,422,757 allied Officer attacked, killing 1,171,411 hostile staff.

Died: 58,996,254 [£414,075,715,200] enemies dead. 5,724,998 [£30,526,076,600] friendlies dead.
Converted: 4,602,346 [£193,298,532,000] enemies converted.

You gained 436 effectiveness.

 

[Benneh]

Battle Report - Attacking Dog Player
[range] 301,562 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 216,063 allied staff.
[range] 499,623 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,847,195 hostile staff.
[range] 7,953,873 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 39,932,504 hostile staff.
[range] 14,929 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 212,676 allied staff.

Distracted: 1,847,195 [£7,911,309,100] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 216,063 [£2,410,894,700] friendlies disabled.
Died: 212,676 [£543,003,200] friendlies dead. 39,932,504 [£123,467,017,000] enemies dead.

You gained 51,799 effectiveness.
You gained 47.83 fame.
You lost 64.72 honour.
You earned £1,513,966,279 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £588,000 insurance.

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[middle] 278,110 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 195,853 allied staff.
[middle] 499,622 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,543,322 hostile staff.
[middle] 7,958,555 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 19,616,965 hostile staff.
[middle] 7,255 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 105,715 allied staff.

Distracted: 1,543,322 [£8,103,759,800] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 195,853 [£2,169,799,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 105,715 [£269,242,200] friendlies dead. 19,616,965 [£97,956,852,000] enemies dead.

You gained 41,099 effectiveness.
You gained 42.56 fame.
You lost 65.04 honour.
You earned £1,985,237,238 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £288,000 insurance.

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[close] 10,000,000 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 10,982,942 hostile staff.
[close] 3,000,000 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 493,357 hostile staff.
[close] 500,000 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 138,632 hostile staff.
[close] 8,000,000 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 47,785 hostile staff.
[close] 199,854 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 692 land. [126] tree. [506] bush. [30] flower. [30] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Distracted: 11,614,931 [£82,323,763,200] enemies distracted.
Died: 47,785 [£955,700,000] enemies dead.

You stole 346 land. [63] tree. [253] bush. [15] flower. [15] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You gained 937 effectiveness.
You gained 14.92 fame.
You lost 28.41 honour.
You earned £28,223,165 bounty.

dat honour loss sucker!

Why you no attack alone?

 

[InSoMnIaC20]

Battle Report -[close] 6,311,697 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 4,645,108 allied staff.
[close] 16,073,417 hostile Attack Dog attacked, killing 8,686,058 allied staff.
[close] 15,000,000 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 8,527,307 allied staff.
[close] 714,842 hostile Witch attacked, killing 30,614 allied staff.
[close] 3,733,627 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 2,363,310 allied staff.
[close] 5,914,211 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 18,927,004 hostile staff.
[close] 3,924,847 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 640,119 allied staff.
[close] 689,818 hostile Flamethrower attacked, killing 158,819 allied staff.
[close] 15,015,232 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 16,916,938 allied staff.
[raised] 72,663 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 4,319,771 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 8,970,336 allied staff.
[close] 664,468 hostile Heavy Thug attacked, killing 181,378 allied staff.
[close] 830,275 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 160,092 allied staff.
[close] 1,559,646 hostile Private attacked, killing 205,018 allied staff.
[close] 99,303 hostile Apprentice attacked, killing 22,657 allied staff.
[close] 1,261,915 hostile Officer attacked, killing 126,229 allied staff.
[close] 88,279 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 790 land. [219] tree. [447] bush. [56] flower. [68] grass. [0] uncultivated.*

Distracted:*13,172,415 [£59,337,558,000] friendlies distracted.*
Disabled:*640,119 [£2,970,457,200] friendlies disabled.*
Died:*37,821,449 [£337,210,040,200] friendlies dead.*18,927,004 [£198,117,310,000] enemies dead.*
Converted:*72,663 [£3,051,846,000] friendlies converted.*

You stole 790 land. [219] tree. [447] bush. [56] flower. [68] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You gained 346,195 effectiveness.
You gained 49.46 fame.
You gained 41.02 honour.
You earned £849,062,949 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £34,257,494,640 insurance.

Attacking SW on my own against a few defenders,

 

[timtadams]

dat honour loss sucker!

Why you no attack alone?

Sending mass shocks against mass dogs isn't as easy as you think. Just imagine the losses he would have suffered if those protester leaders weren't there to distract the remaining doggies last tick.

 

[Dax]

dat honour loss sucker!

Why you no attack alone?

Sending mass shocks against mass dogs isn't as easy as you think. Just imagine the losses he would have suffered if those protester leaders weren't there to distract the remaining doggies last tick.

Good God imagine if some of you could possibly use your cerebral cortex to figure PLs stop me getting murdered last tick if he sent out like I was expecting?

*IDIOT ALERT*

 

[BuBbLeS]

Plus I was bored at the time.

 

[nopjes]

And I lured away the def

 

[BuBbLeS]

Oh that was you? I did wonder.

 

[Garrett2]

Who was dog?!

 

[InSoMnIaC20]

Be more dog

 

[minifreak]

Battle Report -[close] 6,311,697 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 4,645,108 allied staff.
[close] 16,073,417 hostile Attack Dog attacked, killing 8,686,058 allied staff.
[close] 15,000,000 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 8,527,307 allied staff.
[close] 714,842 hostile Witch attacked, killing 30,614 allied staff.
[close] 3,733,627 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 2,363,310 allied staff.
[close] 5,914,211 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 18,927,004 hostile staff.
[close] 3,924,847 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 640,119 allied staff.
[close] 689,818 hostile Flamethrower attacked, killing 158,819 allied staff.
[close] 15,015,232 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 16,916,938 allied staff.
[raised] 72,663 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 4,319,771 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 8,970,336 allied staff.
[close] 664,468 hostile Heavy Thug attacked, killing 181,378 allied staff.
[close] 830,275 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 160,092 allied staff.
[close] 1,559,646 hostile Private attacked, killing 205,018 allied staff.
[close] 99,303 hostile Apprentice attacked, killing 22,657 allied staff.
[close] 1,261,915 hostile Officer attacked, killing 126,229 allied staff.
[close] 88,279 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 790 land. [219] tree. [447] bush. [56] flower. [68] grass. [0] uncultivated.*

Distracted:*13,172,415 [£59,337,558,000] friendlies distracted.*
Disabled:*640,119 [£2,970,457,200] friendlies disabled.*
Died:*37,821,449 [£337,210,040,200] friendlies dead.*18,927,004 [£198,117,310,000] enemies dead.*
Converted:*72,663 [£3,051,846,000] friendlies converted.*

You stole 790 land. [219] tree. [447] bush. [56] flower. [68] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You gained 346,195 effectiveness.
You gained 49.46 fame.
You gained 41.02 honour.
You earned £849,062,949 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £34,257,494,640 insurance.

Attacking SW on my own against a few defenders,

Ma Nano be pimpin'.

 

[Kingdroid]

Attacking: Some Guy
[range] 2,000,000 allied Ranger attacked, killing 3,279,666 hostile staff.
[range] 1,720,334 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 4,292,135 allied staff.
[range] 1,892,576 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 2,489,776 hostile staff.

Died: 4,292,135 [£17,022,881,800] friendlies dead. 5,769,442 [£143,530,133,000] enemies dead.

You gained 203,666 effectiveness.
You gained 60.15 fame.
You gained 34.73 honour.
You earned £17,087,842,266 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £1,600,823,200 insurance.

[middle] 1,916,269 allied Ranger attacked, killing 1,337,588 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,892,576 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 2,193,714 hostile staff.

Died: 3,531,302 [£61,792,276,000] enemies dead.

You gained 86,509 effectiveness.
You gained 54.29 fame.
You gained 33.18 honour.
You earned £6,494,615,986 bounty.


[close] 787,183 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 667,240 allied staff.
[close] 1,122,639 hostile Sleeping Gas Trap attacked, disabling 10,259,083 allied staff.
[close] 229,292 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 22,067 allied staff.
[close] 1,826,782 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 2,019,164 hostile staff.
[close] 61,494 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 537 land. [190] tree. [289] bush. [28] flower. [30] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Distracted: 667,240 [£1,523,936,200] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 10,281,150 [£28,952,938,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 2,019,164 [£14,237,821,200] enemies dead.

You stole 537 land. [190] tree. [289] bush. [28] flower. [30] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You gained 20,542 effectiveness.
You gained 51.78 fame.
You gained 32.17 honour.
You earned £395,457,896 bounty.

 

[Garrett2]

I steal seeds.

You stole 18,750,449 seeds. [542,005] tree seeds. [16,402,331] bush seeds. [505,822] flower seeds. [1,300,291] grass seeds.

You stole 15,415,898 seeds. [112,150] tree seeds. [15,303,182] bush seeds. [283] flower seeds. [283] grass seeds.

You stole 16,048,098 seeds. [12,706,997] tree seeds. [3,339,291] bush seeds. [905] flower seeds. [905] grass seeds.

[close] 1 allied Seed Thief stole 98 stored seeds. [23] tree. [28] bush. [12] flower. [35] grass.

You stole 36,008 seeds. [36,002] tree seeds. [2] bush seeds. [2] flower seeds. [2] grass seeds

[close] 1 allied Seed Thief stole 98 stored seeds. [30] tree. [41] bush. [14] flower. [13] grass.

You stole 41,700,199 seeds. [1,758,306] tree seeds. [39,941,019] bush seeds. [437] flower seeds. [437] grass seeds.

You stole 7,054,965 seeds. [1,298,980] tree seeds. [2,382,268] bush seeds. [1,014,465] flower seeds. [2,359,252] grass seeds.

 

[BuBbLeS]

[close] 10,187,323 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 10,150,498 hostile staff.
[close] 3,061,993 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 2,404,752 allied staff.
[close] 19,205,888 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 52,967,635 hostile staff.
[close] 16,698,171 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 3,310,630 hostile staff.
[close] 193,318 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 273,069 allied staff.
[close] 9,775,846 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 5,187,677 hostile staff.
[close] 5,355,022 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 10,461,966 allied staff.
[close] 11,039,062 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 3,349,366 hostile staff.
[close] 266,581 hostile White Wizard zapped 323,034 allied staff.
[close] 375,457 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 1,035,787 allied staff.
[raised] 27,717 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 192,445 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 645,610 allied staff.
[close] 72,508 hostile HQ Humvee attacked, killing 96,926 allied staff.
[close] 1 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 7 allied staff.
[close] 1,311 hostile Officer attacked, killing 891 allied staff.
[close] 157,232 hostile HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 3,581,297 allied staff.
[close] 433,609 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 561 land. [152] tree. [324] bush. [39] flower. [46] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Distracted: 2,404,752 [£7,862,947,000] friendlies distracted. 74,965,806 [£923,246,139,100] enemies distracted.
Died: 16,418,587 [£65,769,511,900] friendlies dead.
Converted: 27,717 [£1,164,114,000] friendlies converted.

You stole 561 land. [152] tree. [324] bush. [39] flower. [46] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You gained 92,607 effectiveness.
You gained 56.00 fame.
You lost 61.11 honour.
You earned £1,479,656 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £2,409,487,300 insurance.
Your max land grab was reduced in this battle.

Me and a CG boost against 7/8 Scally and tanks

 

[Twigley]

Battle Report - Attacking Minifreak [Scallywags]
[range] 15,000,000 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 4,695,239 hostile staff.
[range] 5,000,000 allied Ranger attacked, killing 2,163,222 hostile staff.
[range] 10,940 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 172,310 allied staff.
[range] 15,000,000 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 11,381,191 hostile staff.

Died: 172,310 [£380,642,600] friendlies dead. 18,239,652 [£356,267,950,000] enemies dead.

 

[Twigley]

Battle Report - Attacking Minifreak [Scallywags]
[close] 15,000,000 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 17,256,318 hostile staff.
[close] 12,255,055 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 12,706,547 allied staff.
[close] 350,000 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 403,551 hostile staff.
[close] 9,274,873 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 91,610,555 allied staff.
[close] 4,515,885 allied Striker attacked, killing 981,913 hostile staff.
[close] 4,143,556 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 23,017,232 allied staff.
[close] 15,051,466 hostile Attack Dog attacked, killing 37,888,024 allied staff.
[close] 1,188,360 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 1,180,059 allied staff.
[close] 8,768,515 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 27,284,697 allied staff.
[close] 1,374,610 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 2,281,664 allied staff.
[close] 1,902,860 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 14,153,579 hostile staff.
[close] 1,296,994 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 176,043 allied staff.
[close] 3,229,078 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 14,107,766 hostile staff.
[close] 4,507,032 allied Ranger attacked, killing 13,398,398 hostile staff.
[close] 236,116 hostile Flamethrower attacked, killing 211,550 allied staff.
[close] 7,076,756 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 1,901,614 allied staff.
[raised] 542,632 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 2,962,822 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 1,234,091 allied staff.
[close] 569,215 hostile Heavy Thug attacked, killing 138,838 allied staff.
[close] 84,952 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 8,493 allied staff.
[close] 172,428 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 40,114 allied staff.
[close] 10,270,740 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 5,590,975 hostile staff.
[close] 605,367 hostile Private attacked, killing 121,649 allied staff.
[close] 110,275 hostile Officer attacked, killing 23,263 allied staff.

Distracted: 131,601,799 [£394,023,883,800] friendlies distracted. 403,551 [£1,170,320,400] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 176,043 [£9,937,695,000] friendlies disabled. 14,107,766 [£41,610,716,200] enemies disabled.
Died: 68,046,591 [£446,587,338,000] friendlies dead. 51,381,183 [£597,851,045,600] enemies dead.
Converted: 542,632 [£22,790,544,000] friendlies converted.

You gained 238,549 effectiveness.