Round 53 Battle Reports

[BuBbLeS]

Haha god no. Just trying to pass the time

 

[timtadams]

I thought about it and I still don't class TAP as ftw. We just aren't active enough

Have you at any point in the round been contactable?

 

[BuBbLeS]

I'm always contactable regardless of what the alliance is so maybe I'm the wrong person to ask that question.

Has anyone had to be contacted yet? Nope

 

[BuBbLeS]

TAP alliance members have been marked as online for the most amount of ticks.

I go inactive for a few days (go from 15 hours to 3 hours) and we somehow become more active haha

 

[Kingdroid]

They had to make up for your absence.

 

[Dax]

That's easy - We built a straw man in the corner with a sign round it's neck saying "FGS GUYZ LEAVE SOME TARGETS FOR ME". Extremely effective.

 

[Yeadon]

That's easy - We built a straw man in the corner with a sign round it's neck saying "FGS GUYZ LEAVE SOME TARGETS FOR ME". Extremely effective.

 

[Kingdroid]

Battle Report - Defending against TAP
[close] 21,611,577 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 19,820,299 hostile staff.
[close] 1,500,000 allied Striker attacked, killing 108,028 hostile staff.
[close] 7,915,792 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 6,593,462 allied staff.
[close] 1,850,710 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 948,902 allied staff.
[close] 12,713,841 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 50,231,776 hostile staff.
[close] 1,463,898 allied Harrier attacked, killing 619,333 hostile staff.
[close] 1,981,675 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 422,397 hostile staff.
[close] 11,924,559 allied Yob attacked, disabling 182,597 hostile staff.
[close] 2,624,773 allied Ranger attacked, killing 2,935,684 hostile staff.
[close] 150,636 allied Flamethrower attacked, killing 223,895 hostile staff.
[close] 478,252 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 770,882 hostile staff.
[close] 1,761,911 allied Marine attacked, killing 700,724 hostile staff.
[close] 1,248,276 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 895,394 hostile staff.
[close] 362,837 allied Officer attacked, killing 128,100 hostile staff.

Distracted: 70,474,472 [£187,687,832,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 182,597 [£10,955,820,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 6,382,040 [£341,452,034,000] enemies dead. 7,542,364 [£210,256,383,500] friendlies dead.

You gained 303,760 effectiveness.
You gained 22.97 fame.
You gained 23.83 honour.
You will soon be receiving £14,311,575,260 insurance.

 

[Garrett2]

that battle was in desperate need of more assassins.

 

[Kingdroid]

That battle was just desperate in general -_-;

 

[d00ner]

Sorry I disappointed you. Im sure I would of been slated if I recalled and 'score queened', but staying for a BR to cure the boredom and a much welcome score drop also doesnt seem good enough :/

 

[Kingdroid]

I'm not Dax, I don't berate everyone for being SQ.

Although, he might have berated you for being a SQ, so I guess that's a fair concern.

 

[Dax]

Unlike yourself, d00ner is not a whiney faget. You are encouraged to gorge upon this tasty nugget of wisdom.

 

[Kingdroid]

Unlike yourself, d00ner is not a whiney faget. You are encouraged to gorge upon this tasty nugget of wisdom.

Well, except for the fact that the only two people that are whining are you and d00ner.

 

[Garrett2]

d00ner was whining? i need to reread the thread I guess. surely you can strike at dax without going on ice so thin that looking at it, it breaks?

 

[Kingdroid]

d00ner was whining? i need to reread the thread I guess. surely you can strike at dax without going on ice so thin that looking at it, it breaks?

Whining about getting called a scorequeen.

I may be using too broad of a definition though, just thought it was odd that he was complaining about getting called a SQ for recalling, when his allymate is the one of the only people who do that.

 

[Dax]

The only high pitched protest I hear is from little ol' you. Would you care for a tissue, little lamb?

 

[tobapopalos]

A ftf ally beating Scally that are clearly ftw

Hang on are you trying to say that scally are FTW? Do you even know who's running it? Lol
(And that's not a dig at Rooster btw)

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

They don't think it be like it is...

 

[Kingdroid]

The only high pitched protest I hear is from little ol' you. Would you care for a tissue, little lamb?

Hard of hearing as usual, eh Dax?

 

[Kingdroid]

Battle Report - Defending against TAP
[middle] 2,000,000 allied Striker attacked, killing 372,191 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,463,898 allied Harrier attacked, killing 4,129,217 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,918,462 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 389,991 allied staff.
[middle] 1,172,247 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 632,096 allied staff.
[middle] 1,836,189 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 8,238,496 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,763,625 allied Ranger attacked, killing 2,419,867 hostile staff.
[middle] 971,405 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 11,864,816 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,897,385 allied Marine attacked, killing 4,210,920 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,159,306 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 17,241,478 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,044,773 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 4,419,348 hostile staff.

Died: 52,896,333 [£387,159,302,200] enemies dead. 1,022,087 [£53,154,558,600] friendlies dead.

You gained 296,379 effectiveness.
You gained 34.23 fame.
You gained 43.97 honour.
You will soon be receiving £4,610,254,520 insurance.