Me suiciding on Urken
[middle] 60,472,778 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 13,673,171 allied staff.
[middle] 8,541,398 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 67,357,261 allied staff.
[middle] 39,478,364 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 250,603,937 hostile staff.
[middle] 6,090,712 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 2,425,880 allied staff.
[middle] 21,512,765 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 39,611,954 allied staff.
[middle] 367,479 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 851,006 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,781,234 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 600,377 allied staff.
[middle] 10,749,725 allied Witch attacked, killing 15,335,649 hostile staff.
[middle] 29,108,850 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 6,514,000 allied staff.
[middle] 2,727,530 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 870,721 allied staff.
[middle] 8,543,675 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 4,608,387 hostile staff.
[middle] 432,770 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 289,604 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,203,202 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 3,264,287 hostile staff.
[middle] 9,085,944 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 15,842,781 allied staff.
[middle] 2,450,522 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,223,709 allied staff.
[middle] 2,762,733 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 1,515,999 allied staff.
[middle] 1,222,386 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 138,812 allied staff.
[middle] 8,928,174 hostile Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 5,809,267 allied staff.
[middle] 334,413 hostile HQ Officer attacked, killing 133,488 allied staff.
Stunned: 851,006 [£19,419,556,000] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 69,451,691 [£1,400,172,101,800] friendlies distracted. 255,212,324 [£2,105,713,672,200] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 6,514,000 [£340,309,067,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 73,942,462 [£3,323,282,610,000] friendlies dead. 18,889,540 [£393,004,484,400] enemies dead.
Bribed: 5,809,267 [£223,786,702,000] friendlies bribed.
You gained 1,073,392 effectiveness.
You gained 4.44 fame.
You gained 29.68 honour.
You earned £11,032,622,953 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £572,337,697,600 insurance.