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Really Badforu [6838] successful:
Thu 8th Dec, year 2. Afternoon (518 ticks ago) Attacking Bolux [4080]
Battle Report - Attacking Bolux [4080]
[close] 100 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 515 allied staff.
[close] 778 hostile White Wizard zapped 2,521 allied staff.
[close] 1,021 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 14,178 allied staff.
[close] 49,929 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,867 land. [567] tree. [1,140] bush. [85] flower. [75] grass. [0] uncultivated.
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Thu 8th Dec, year 2. Morning (519 ticks ago) Attacking Bolux [4080]
Battle Report - Attacking Bolux [4080]
[middle] 100 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 495 allied staff.
[middle] 100 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 581 allied staff.
Died: 1,076 friendlies dead.
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Thu 8th Dec, year 2. Early hours (520 ticks ago) Attacking Bolux [4080]
Battle Report - Attacking Bolux [4080]
Since there was no one around to fight, we decided to go and find the nearest coffee shop. To our surprise, Weeble the tea-maid was serving, and gave us all free drinks!
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Wed 7th Dec, year 2. Afternoon (524 ticks ago) Defending Really Badforu [6838]
Battle Report - Defending Really Badforu [6838]
[close] 2,870,920 allied Extremist attacked, killing 3,000 hostile staff.
[close] 14,231,515 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 12,985,533 hostile staff.
[close] 1,000,000 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 5,265,648 hostile staff.
[close] 996,104 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,013,170 hostile staff.
[close] 1,000,000 allied Yob attacked, disabling 1,440,052 hostile staff.
[close] 693,895 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 2,084,609 hostile staff.
[close] 6,124 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 89,030 hostile staff.
[close] 73,399 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,561 land. [463] tree. [964] bush. [71] flower. [63] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Distracted: 21,348,960 enemies distracted.
Disabled: 1,440,052 enemies disabled.
Died: 92,030 enemies dead.
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Wed 7th Dec, year 2. Morning (525 ticks ago) Outgoing Friendlies
You sent 81,280,940 employees to defend Government HQ [1], they are set to arrive in 4 ticks.
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Wed 7th Dec, year 2. Morning (525 ticks ago) Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
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Wed 7th Dec, year 2. Morning (525 ticks ago) Defending Really Badforu [6838]
Battle Report - Defending Really Badforu [6838]
[middle] 121,541 allied Rebel threw objects at and stunned 3,000 hostile staff.
[middle] 9,996,104 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 11,589,598 hostile staff.
[middle] 693,895 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,986,658 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,055 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 46,894 hostile staff.
Stunned: 3,000 enemies stunned.
Distracted: 13,576,256 enemies distracted.
Died: 46,894 enemies dead.
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Wed 7th Dec, year 2. Early hours (526 ticks ago) Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 2,050,000 employees to attack Bolux [4080], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
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Wed 7th Dec, year 2. Early hours (526 ticks ago) Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
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Wed 7th Dec, year 2. Early hours (526 ticks ago) Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 3,300,000 employees to attack Bolux [4080], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
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Wed 7th Dec, year 2. Early hours (526 ticks ago) Defending Really Badforu [6838]
Battle Report - Defending Really Badforu [6838]
[range] 121,541 allied Rebel threw objects at and stunned 3,000 hostile staff.
[range] 9,996,104 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 10,388,862 hostile staff.
[range] 693,895 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,936,292 hostile staff.
Stunned: 3,000 enemies stunned.
Distracted: 12,325,154 enemies distracted.
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Wed 7th Dec, year 2. Midnight (527 ticks ago) Outgoing Friendlies
You sent 509,671 employees to defend Government HQ [1], they are set to arrive in 3 ticks.
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Tue 6th Dec, year 2. Early hours (532 ticks ago) Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 24,670,995 people from Bolux [4080] will arrive to attack you.
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Tue 6th Dec, year 2. Early hours (532 ticks ago) Attacking Bolux [4080]
Battle Report - Attacking Bolux [4080]
[close] 3,616,324 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 3,089,707 allied staff.
[close] 999,958 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 1,074,875 hostile staff.
[close] 1,999,986 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,788,161 hostile staff.
[close] 2,907,137 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 4,535,724 allied staff.
[close] 632,345 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,519,657 hostile staff.
[close] 240 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 2,812 allied staff.
[close] 728,561 hostile White Wizard zapped 2,089,429 allied staff.
[close] 93,200 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,839 land. [571] tree. [1,111] bush. [84] flower. [73] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Distracted: 3,089,707 friendlies distracted. 4,382,693 enemies distracted.
Disabled: 4,535,724 friendlies disabled.
Died: 2,092,241 friendlies dead.
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Tue 6th Dec, year 2. Midnight (533 ticks ago) Attacking Bolux [4080]
Battle Report - Attacking Bolux [4080]
[middle] 124,364 allied Rebel threw objects at and stunned 4,403 hostile staff.
[middle] 96,956 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 124,364 allied staff.
[middle] 1,999,990 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,942,719 hostile staff.
[middle] 156 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 744 allied staff.
[middle] 699,975 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,756,257 hostile staff.
Stunned: 124,364 friendlies stunned. 4,403 enemies stunned.
Distracted: 3,698,976 enemies distracted.
Died: 744 friendlies dead.
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Mon 5th Dec, year 2. Evening (534 ticks ago) Attacking Bolux [4080]
Battle Report - Attacking Bolux [4080]
[range] 125,000 allied Rebel threw objects at and stunned 3,576 hostile staff.
[range] 96,857 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 125,000 allied staff.
[range] 2,000,000 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,832,107 hostile staff.
[range] 241 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 2,426 allied staff.
[range] 699,987 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,702,579 hostile staff.
[range] 203 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 2,608 allied staff.
Stunned: 125,000 friendlies stunned. 3,576 enemies stunned.
Distracted: 3,534,686 enemies distracted.
Died: 5,034 friendlies dead.
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Sun 4th Dec, year 2. Evening (540 ticks ago) Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 29,050,452 employees to attack Bolux [4080], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
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Sun 4th Dec, year 2. Dusk (541 ticks ago) Defending Really Badforu [6838]
Battle Report - Defending Really Badforu [6838]
[close] 2,870,920 allied Extremist attacked, killing 25,337 hostile staff.
[close] 14,250,000 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 12,814,456 hostile staff.
[close] 1,000,000 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 4,574,593 hostile staff.
[close] 1,000,000 allied Yob attacked, disabling 1,608,513 hostile staff.
[close] 83,770 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,504 land. [443] tree. [933] bush. [68] flower. [60] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Distracted: 17,389,049 enemies distracted.
Disabled: 1,608,513 enemies disabled.
Died: 25,337 enemies dead.
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Sun 4th Dec, year 2. Afternoon (542 ticks ago) Outgoing Friendlies
You sent 82,986,728 employees to defend Government HQ [1], they are set to arrive in 4 ticks.
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Sun 4th Dec, year 2. Afternoon (542 ticks ago) Staff Recalled.
Staff Recalled.
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Sun 4th Dec, year 2. Afternoon (542 ticks ago) Defending Really Badforu [6838]
Battle Report - Defending Really Badforu [6838]
[middle] 125,000 allied Rebel threw objects at and stunned 25,165 hostile staff.
[middle] 172 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 211 allied staff.
[middle] 10,000,000 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 10,594,179 hostile staff.
[middle] 700,000 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 2,116,530 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,827 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 43,060 hostile staff.
Stunned: 25,165 enemies stunned. 211 friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 12,710,709 enemies distracted.
Died: 43,060 enemies dead.
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Sun 4th Dec, year 2. Morning (543 ticks ago) Defending Really Badforu [6838]
Battle Report - Defending Really Badforu [6838]
[range] 100,000 allied Rebel threw objects at and stunned 19,042 hostile staff.
[range] 6,295 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 7,031 allied staff.
[range] 10,000,000 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 11,657,057 hostile staff.
[range] 700,000 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,929,713 hostile staff.
[range] 14,852 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 226,915 hostile staff.
Stunned: 19,042 enemies stunned. 7,031 friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 13,586,770 enemies distracted.
Died: 226,915 enemies dead.
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Sun 4th Dec, year 2. Early hours (544 ticks ago) Outgoing Friendlies
You sent 450,000 employees to defend Government HQ [1], they are set to arrive in 3 ticks.
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Sat 3rd Dec, year 2. Morning (549 ticks ago) Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 24,917,977 people from Bolux [4080] will arrive to attack you.