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Battle Report - Attacking PI
[middle] 2,357,873 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 985,016 allied staff.
[middle] 46,562,391 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 17,544,705 hostile staff.
[close] 35,280,084 allied Extremist attacked, killing 22,264,146 hostile staff.
[close] 9,952,625 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 10,364,924 allied staff.
[close] 968,066 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 188,413 hostile staff.
[close] 15,317,376 allied Fanatic attacked, killing 38,684,030 hostile staff.
[m/c] 236,682,798 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 1,884,237,163 allied staff.
[close] 95,445,361 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 256,374,552 hostile staff.
[m/c] 22,189,205 hostile Striker attacked, killing 5,245,906 allied staff.
[close] 76,770,020 allied Striker attacked, killing 29,353,645 hostile staff.
[close] 198,740,382 hostile Attack Dog attacked, killing 41,138,882 allied staff.
[m/c] 229,757,342 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 139,218,900 allied staff.
[close] 132,226,205 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 209,002,363 hostile staff.
[middle] 32,576,434 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 36,532,326 hostile staff.
[close] 7,848,373 allied Assassin attacked, killing 3,100,238 hostile staff.
[middle] 17 allied Assassin attacked, killing 2 hostile staff.
[close] 132,586,539 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 4,429,323 allied staff.
[close] 30,765 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 15,939 hostile staff.
[middle] 138,105,504 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 28,511,663 allied staff.
[close] 51,300,409 allied Harrier attacked, killing 45,904,734 hostile staff.
[m/c] 85,736,097 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 26,550,934 allied staff.
[middle] 27 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 12 allied staff.
[middle] 395,872 allied Sniper attacked, killing 647,781 hostile staff.
[m/c] 144,092,829 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 93,393,162 allied staff.
[middle] 40,330,570 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 33,612,453 hostile staff.
[close] 11,027,503 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 2,309,739 allied staff.
[close] 18,859,411 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 1,728,594 allied staff.
[close] 12,744,443 allied Ranger attacked, killing 11,086,171 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,381,377 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 410,970 allied staff.
[m/c] 3,695,731 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 3,695,514 allied staff.
[close] 14,343,670 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 17,146,197 hostile staff.
[m/c] 57,341,255 hostile Marine attacked, killing 33,323,715 allied staff.
[close] 47,263,015 allied Marine attacked, killing 38,155,083 hostile staff.
[close] 5,237,761 hostile HQ Attack Dog attacked, killing 2,722,639 allied staff.
[m/c] 99,150,116 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 13,228,240 allied staff.
[m/c] 2,206,194 hostile HQ Humvee attacked, killing 996,797 allied staff.
[close] 1,840,142 allied Humvee attacked, killing 248,887 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,393,646 allied Humvee attacked, killing 191,910 hostile staff.
[m/c] 26,716,518 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 40,716,008 allied staff.
[middle] 4,049,198 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 7,563,892 hostile staff.
[close] 3,216,736 hostile HQ Private attacked, killing 887,751 allied staff.
[m/c] 801,041 hostile HQ Officer attacked, killing 326,316 allied staff.
[close] 56,756 hostile Shield Android attacked, killing 5,748 allied staff.
[close] 407,730 hostile Cloner attacked, bribing 314,758 allied staff.
[close] 5,445 allied Cloner attacked, bribing 6,305 hostile staff.
[m/c] 729,026 hostile HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 5,297,413 allied staff.
[close] 1 allied Seed Thief stole 94 stored seeds. [4] tree. [39] bush. [19] flower. [32] grass.
Distracted: 1,925,582,344 [£15,110,403,926,600] friendlies distracted. 256,578,904 [£3,590,306,279,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 32,549,996 [£2,171,983,390,800] friendlies disabled.
Died: 381,592,989 [£22,427,322,142,400] friendlies dead. 511,038,563 [£15,412,054,509,000] enemies dead.
Bribed: 314,758 [£18,221,777,000] friendlies bribed. 6,305 [£196,607,000] enemies bribed.
You gained 1,227,149 effectiveness.
You gained 2.23 fame.
You gained 2.17 honour.
You earned £253,493,062,281 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £255,115,753,800 insurance.
Thu 31st Jul, year 5. Noon 461 Ticks Ago Attacking PI
Battle Report - Attacking SleepBound had better come back [275]
[r/m] 3,700,079 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 1,330,685 allied staff.
[middle] 51,703,838 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 18,368,514 hostile staff.
[range] 84,988,490 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 30,724,086 hostile staff.
[r/m] 279,410,455 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 1,962,054,037 allied staff.
[middle] 130,093,476 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 462,425,719 hostile staff.
[r/m] 28,277,339 hostile Striker attacked, killing 5,672,750 allied staff.
[middle] 91,851,877 allied Striker attacked, killing 33,241,777 hostile staff.
[r/m] 358,020,064 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 271,440,363 allied staff.
[middle] 243,393,243 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 445,108,101 hostile staff.
[range] 59,189,921 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 75,400,274 hostile staff.
[middle] 17,587,692 allied Assassin attacked, killing 7,132,074 hostile staff.
[range] 35 allied Assassin attacked, killing 6 hostile staff.
[r/m] 157,155,747 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 33,939,618 allied staff.
[middle] 84,832,915 allied Harrier attacked, killing 74,509,907 hostile staff.
[middle] 42,285,033 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 20,455,779 hostile staff.
[r/m] 95,116,948 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 30,759,691 allied staff.
[r/m] 46 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 25 allied staff.
[range] 2,159,379 allied Sniper attacked, killing 3,504,180 hostile staff.
[r/m] 175,129,155 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 143,535,120 allied staff.
[range] 58,585,301 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 49,484,018 hostile staff.
[middle] 23,590,397 allied Ranger attacked, killing 24,799,766 hostile staff.
[r/m] 2,409,505 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 1,173,441 allied staff.
[middle] 1,237,032 allied Ninja attacked, killing 710,141 hostile staff.
[r/m] 4,322,353 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 4,846,325 allied staff.
[middle] 16,445,734 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 24,381,465 hostile staff.
[r/m] 74,371,839 hostile Marine attacked, killing 50,428,573 allied staff.
[middle] 74,360,061 allied Marine attacked, killing 52,344,877 hostile staff.
[r/m] 129,896,822 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 18,902,954 allied staff.
[r/m] 2,251,206 hostile HQ Humvee attacked, killing 1,153,189 allied staff.
[middle] 2,628,219 allied Humvee attacked, killing 359,613 hostile staff.
[range] 3,298,065 allied Humvee attacked, killing 452,575 hostile staff.
[r/m] 39,559,131 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 72,738,746 allied staff.
[range] 9,370,272 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 18,302,566 hostile staff.
[r/m] 879,493 hostile HQ Officer attacked, killing 424,620 allied staff.
[r/m] 739,015 hostile HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 5,813,209 allied staff.
Distracted: 1,992,813,728 [£18,505,052,753,800] friendlies distracted. 462,425,719 [£5,087,052,690,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 33,939,618 [£2,229,209,212,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 577,460,000 [£31,906,629,035,800] friendlies dead. 879,279,719 [£22,619,502,380,000] enemies dead.
You gained 2,040,555 effectiveness.
You gained 2.71 fame.
You gained 2.64 honour.
You earned £481,982,897,658 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £380,457,128,200 insurance.