Round 59 BR's

[Ash]

Battle Report - Attacking Someone [*********]
[range] 3,664,447 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 3,456,158 hostile staff.
[range] 996,975 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 11,766,710 allied staff.
[range] 1,812,592 allied Striker attacked, killing 1,432,816 hostile staff.
[range] 494,874 allied Biker attacked, killing 349,611 hostile staff.
[range] 1,299,303 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 8,130,411 hostile staff.
[range] 9,584,240 allied Vampire attacked, killing 17,007,927 hostile staff.
[raised] 731,306 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 11,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 3,809,884 hostile staff.
[range] 989,700 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 368,814 hostile staff.
[range] 797,913 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 2,034,734 allied staff.
[range] 1,210,976 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 3,356,924 allied staff.
[range] 1,813,745 allied Sniper attacked, killing 612,568 hostile staff.
[range] 809,719 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 475,750 hostile staff.
[range] 976,611 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 248,961 hostile staff.
[raised] 7,362 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[range] 2,353,533 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 1,001,829 hostile staff.
[range] 944,104 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 257,315 hostile staff.
[range] 186,031 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 53,937 hostile staff.
[range] 495,537 allied Jeep attacked, killing 54,224 hostile staff.
[range] 10,014,069 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 3,635,796 allied staff.
[range] 1,094,613 allied Humvee attacked, killing 381,101 hostile staff.
[range] 6,375 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 96,339 allied staff.
[range] 650,688 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 94,547 hostile staff.

Distracted: 11,766,710 [£71,427,270,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 3,809,884 [£117,617,721,300] enemies disabled.
Died: 9,123,793 [£88,606,030,400] friendlies dead. 33,925,969 [£496,514,117,900] enemies dead.
Converted: 738,668 [£11,884,946,000] enemies converted.

You gained 228,432 effectiveness.
You gained 23.21 fame.
You lost 25.43 honour.
You earned £5,367,029,592 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £5,183,738,000 insurance.

 

[CLem]

nice hit

 

[Ash]

Battle Report - Defending [****]
[range] 10,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 4,210,729 hostile staff.
[range] 16,000,000 allied Vampire attacked, killing 78,876,016 hostile staff.
[raised] 3,988,956 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 4,000,000 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 730,834 hostile staff.
[range] 797,957 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 4,945,845 allied staff.
[range] 3,853,968 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 167,487 hostile staff.
[raised] 14,543 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[range] 9,889,458 allied Humvee attacked, killing 564,741 hostile staff.

Died: 84,549,807 [£1,091,543,072,700] enemies dead. 4,945,845 [£76,760,254,600] friendlies dead.
Converted: 4,003,499 [£64,186,871,000] enemies converted.

You gained 1,477,148 effectiveness.
You gained 58.23 fame.
You gained 34.76 honour.
You will soon be receiving £9,931,293,080 insurance.

 

[LuckySports]

Battle Report - Attacking SS Striker
[close] 20,296,774 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 17,184,990 allied staff.
[close] 100,000,000 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 104,210,037 hostile staff.
[close] 2,535,357 hostile Striker attacked, killing 502,373 allied staff.
[close] 9,956,194 allied Witch attacked, killing 4,299,554 hostile staff.
[close] 8,151,120 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 18,433,383 allied staff.
[close] 19,899,520 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 8,534,001 hostile staff.
[close] 40,197,149 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 23,505,952 hostile staff.
[close] 3,335,201 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 26,194,071 allied staff.
[close] 1,813,607 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 3,333,421 allied staff.
[close] 373,271 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 1,787,620 allied staff.
[close] 16,838,839 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 18,736,008 hostile staff.
[close] 1,427,148 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 19,765,810 allied staff.
[close] 1,097,286 hostile White Wizard zapped 2,129,682 allied staff.
[close] 2,625,315 hostile Marine attacked, killing 4,451,290 allied staff.
[close] 532,151 hostile HQ Humvee attacked, killing 1,347,780 allied staff.
[close] 353,011 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 11,553,435 allied staff.
[close] 1,217,925 hostile Shield Android attacked, killing 726,623 allied staff.
[close] 312,196 hostile Cybernetic T-Rex squished dead 41,864,668 allied staff.
[close] 720,811 hostile HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 23,790,805 allied staff.
[close] 1,871,012 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 584 land. [150] tree. [372] bush. [30] flower. [32] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Distracted: 17,184,990 [£38,663,106,400] friendlies distracted. 112,744,038 [£2,206,793,791,300] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 5,121,041 [£32,816,147,600] friendlies disabled.
Died: 150,759,920 [£1,574,435,335,600] friendlies dead. 46,541,514 [£1,414,964,635,000] enemies dead.

You stole 292 land. [75] tree. [186] bush. [15] flower. [16] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You gained 402,789 effectiveness.
You gained 20.71 fame.
You lost 61.20 honour.
You earned £17,627,290,482 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £175,051,882,800 insurance.
Your max land grab was reduced in this battle.

 

[LuckySports]

Battle Report - Attacking Solo Cheating Bunker
[close] 6,098,510 hostile Bunker attacked, killing 11,931,101 allied staff.
[close] 9,758,148 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 279,803 hostile staff.
[close] 12,701,968 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 3,881,481 hostile staff.
[close] 969,733 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,107 land. [211] tree. [870] bush. [12] flower. [14] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Died: 11,931,101 [£171,547,703,200] friendlies dead. 4,161,284 [£395,321,980,000] enemies dead.

You stole 1,107 land. [211] tree. [870] bush. [12] flower. [14] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You gained 141,332 effectiveness.
You gained 28.71 fame.
You lost 64.62 honour.
You earned £10,841,175,042 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £30,454,948,800 insurance.
Your max land grab was reduced in this battle.


Battle Report - Attacking Solo Cheating Bunker
[middle] 9,213,152 hostile Bunker attacked, killing 16,813,467 allied staff.
[middle] 10,864,346 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 1,412,576 hostile staff.
[middle] 25,023,939 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 12,873,704 hostile staff.

Died: 16,813,467 [£255,787,197,200] friendlies dead. 14,286,280 [£584,578,299,000] enemies dead.

You gained 208,690 effectiveness.
You gained 24.03 fame.
You lost 64.61 honour.
You earned £12,765,767,251 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £45,856,440,000 insurance.



Battle Report - Attacking Solo Cheating Bunker
[range] 12,000,000 hostile Bunker attacked, killing 23,560,648 allied staff.
[range] 12,579,097 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 20,319,066 hostile staff.
[range] 27,244,503 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 50,078,415 hostile staff.
[range] 14,030,795 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 21,590,729 hostile staff.

Died: 23,560,648 [£327,778,594,600] friendlies dead. 91,988,210 [£1,527,310,692,000] enemies dead.

You gained 594,270 effectiveness.
You gained 52.39 fame.
You lost 67.30 honour.
You earned £23,419,867,770 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £57,898,505,400 insurance.

 

[LuckySports]

That's all I got that is worth posting recently.

 

[jessicatan]

Battle Report - Defending Against Multi
[range] 25,000,000 allied Vampire attacked, killing 20,344,468 hostile staff.
[raised] 4,444,744 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 14,655,532 hostile Marine attacked, killing 15,657,577 allied staff.

Died: 20,344,468 [£996,878,932,000] enemies dead. 15,657,577 [£313,231,210,600] friendlies dead.
Converted: 4,444,744 [£71,115,904,000] enemies converted.

You gained 1,576,423 effectiveness.
You gained 56.23 fame.
You gained 19.16 honour.
You will soon be receiving £58,485,226,480 insurance.

 

[Zer0]

Battle Report - Attacking Some Dude [12345]
[close] 18,001,206 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 713,040 hostile staff.
[close] 37,254 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 459 land. [55] tree. [335] bush. [32] flower. [37] grass. [0] uncultivated.
[close] 7,424 allied Stealth Thief stole 1 land. [0] tree. [1] bush. [0] flower. [0] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Died: 713,040 [£29,786,226,000] enemies dead.

You stole 460 land. [55] tree. [336] bush. [32] flower. [37] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You gained 41,701 effectiveness.
You gained 43.72 fame.
You gained 30.74 honour.
You earned £130,898,199 bounty.

Thu 15th Feb, year 4. Dusk 3 Ticks Ago Attacking Some Dude [12345]
Battle Report - Attacking Some Dude [12345]
[middle] 476,713 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 81,940 allied staff.
[middle] 533,909 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 1,443,330 allied staff.
[middle] 18,001,206 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 4,246,079 hostile staff.

Died: 1,525,270 [£29,055,637,800] friendlies dead. 4,246,079 [£162,103,960,500] enemies dead.

You gained 231,594 effectiveness.
You gained 28.93 fame.
You gained 32.02 honour.
You earned £2,567,090,416 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £5,354,133,000 insurance.

Thu 15th Feb, year 4. Afternoon 4 Ticks Ago Attacking Some Dude [12345]
Battle Report - Attacking Some Dude [12345]
[range] 3,790,021 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 824,415 allied staff.
[range] 1,000 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 5,953 allied staff.
[range] 4,114,474 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 13,624,541 allied staff.
[range] 18,487,091 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 28,769,264 hostile staff.
[range] 24,851 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 381,105 allied staff.

Died: 14,836,014 [£218,389,534,200] friendlies dead. 28,769,264 [£847,171,440,200] enemies dead.

You gained 1,220,982 effectiveness.
You gained 53.82 fame.
You gained 35.53 honour.
You earned £28,806,064,172 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £38,697,729,000 insurance.

I see an SA with RPG I go ham at you.

 

[Zer0]

Battle Report - Attacking SOME OTHER DUDE [54321]
[close] 21,333,656 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 2,125,096 hostile staff.
[close] 257,332 hostile White Wizard zapped 256,306 allied staff.
[close] 41,650 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,449 land. [490] tree. [835] bush. [63] flower. [61] grass. [0] uncultivated.
[close] 8,308 allied Stealth Thief stole 1 land. [0] tree. [1] bush. [0] flower. [0] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Died: 256,306 [£2,669,247,000] friendlies dead. 2,125,096 [£23,086,251,600] enemies dead.

You stole 1,450 land. [490] tree. [836] bush. [63] flower. [61] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You gained 32,748 effectiveness.
You gained 52.29 fame.
You gained 32.70 honour.
You earned £194,766,789 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £438,607,000 insurance.

Mon 12th Feb, year 4. Afternoon 22 Ticks Ago Attacking SOME OTHER DUDE [54321]
Battle Report - Attacking SOME OTHER DUDE [54321]
[middle] 21,333,656 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 9,786,412 hostile staff.

Died: 9,786,412 [£359,886,059,600] enemies dead.

You gained 503,840 effectiveness.
You gained 57.65 fame.
You gained 34.06 honour.
You earned £13,109,077,175 bounty.

Mon 12th Feb, year 4. Morning 23 Ticks Ago Attacking SOME OTHER DUDE [54321]
Battle Report - Attacking SOME OTHER DUDE [54321]
[range] 1,500,000 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 9,126,493 allied staff.
[range] 23,746,877 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 35,425,231 hostile staff.
[range] 7,226,000 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 23,082,338 allied staff.
[range] 227,887 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 3,497,731 allied staff.

Died: 35,706,562 [£219,921,045,400] friendlies dead. 35,425,231 [£627,971,105,200] enemies dead.

You gained 914,347 effectiveness.
You gained 52.96 fame.
You gained 35.05 honour.
You earned £22,213,023,771 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £29,450,830,000 insurance.

I guess TL always < SA

 

[Garrett2]

Zero is currently at his keyboard shouting "Hello! My name is Zero Montoya, you killed my Agents, prepare to die!"
What do you want?
"I want my Agents back you son of a *****!"

Tana doing a good job catching rush stragglers....

Battle Report - Tana Defending Rush Target
[middle] 40,000,000 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 11,264,576 hostile staff.
[middle] 23,263,665 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 3,475,571 allied staff.
[middle] 6,424,202 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 15,267,348 hostile staff.

Died: 26,531,924 [£1,459,255,820,000] enemies dead. 3,475,571 [£188,173,500,000] friendlies dead.

You gained 2,073,066 effectiveness.
You gained 51.74 fame.
You will soon be receiving £37,634,700,000 insurance.

 

[Coon1]

Who the fuk is Tana?

 

[LuckySports]

I didn't have the 4th tick, cause.. I wasn't there! but it apparently was a bit painful.

Battle Report - Attacking Someone
[middle] 43,627,635 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 6,107,023 hostile staff.
[middle] 4 allied F-117 attacked, killing 22 hostile staff.
[close] 16,916 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 2,526 allied staff.
[m/c] 11,346,518 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 113,996,461 allied staff.
[middle] 38,217 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 56,646 hostile staff.
[close] 14,698 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 76,741 allied staff.
[m/c] 11,224,945 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 12,642,713 allied staff.
[close] 45,827,641 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 17,212,329 hostile staff.
[middle] 42,789 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 2,460 hostile staff.
[middle] 8,571,978 allied Sniper attacked, killing 190,756 hostile staff.
[middle] 7,083 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 919 hostile staff.
[close] 13,976,689 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 3,157,620 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,554,355 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 986,695 hostile staff.
[middle] 18,790,778 allied Humvee attacked, killing 331,894 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,590 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 168 hostile staff.
[close] 6,582 hostile News Van attacked, distracting 377,837 allied staff.
[middle] 123,741 allied Recruitment Officer recruited 17,479 hostile staff.
[close] 958,568 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 357 land. [99] tree. [210] bush. [22] flower. [26] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Distracted: 127,096,278 [£691,801,703,600] friendlies distracted.
Died: 28,046,532 [£3,225,378,558,000] enemies dead.
Bribed: 17,479 [£631,212,000] enemies bribed.

You stole 357 land. [99] tree. [210] bush. [22] flower. [26] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You gained 899,469 effectiveness.
You gained 7.54 fame.
You lost 12.33 honour.
You earned £1,430,549,358 bounty.
Your max land grab was reduced in this battle.


Battle Report - Attacking Someone
[range] 45,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 29,138,178 hostile staff.
[range] 4 allied F-117 attacked, killing 16 hostile staff.
[r/m] 1,349,164 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 269,466 allied staff.
[r/m] 37,050,232 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 403,503,385 allied staff.
[range] 33,409 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 169,309 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,740,493 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 2,720,907 hostile staff.
[middle] 8,950,303 allied Witch attacked, killing 6,136,681 hostile staff.
[r/m] 24,649,586 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 22,162,305 allied staff.
[middle] 43,738,611 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 21,158,920 hostile staff.
[range] 40,787 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 4,477 hostile staff.
[middle] 45,385,409 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 35,659,904 hostile staff.
[range] 7,960,465 allied Sniper attacked, killing 420,563 hostile staff.
[r/m] 1,784,441 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 13,363,639 allied staff.
[range] 6,962 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 8,089 hostile staff.
[range] 4,310,248 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 1,344,778 hostile staff.
[r/m] 458,737 hostile HQ Humvee attacked, killing 972,672 allied staff.
[range] 18,127,594 allied Humvee attacked, killing 742,431 hostile staff.
[range] 3,443 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 1,960 hostile staff.
[r/m] 635,871 hostile HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 17,862,275 allied staff.

Stunned: 2,720,907 [£179,833,854,000] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 425,665,690 [£2,169,971,975,600] friendlies distracted.
Died: 32,468,052 [£504,952,375,000] friendlies dead. 94,785,306 [£4,069,335,543,000] enemies dead.

You gained 1,916,637 effectiveness.
You gained 18.79 fame.
You lost 26.74 honour.
You earned £4,440,528,751 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £13,030,131,800 insurance.


Battle Report - Attacking Someone
[range] 23,544,648 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 255,814,186 allied staff.
[range] 20,000,000 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 15,917,024 allied staff.
[range] 42,195,060 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 94,113,098 hostile staff.
[range] 44,640,731 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 41,298,668 hostile staff.
[range] 13,864,085 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 9,424,589 hostile staff.

Distracted: 271,731,210 [£1,233,769,409,600] friendlies distracted.
Died: 144,836,355 [£1,480,877,469,800] enemies dead.

You gained 599,761 effectiveness.
You gained 52.79 fame.
You lost 64.89 honour.
You earned £3,493,518,816 bounty.

 

[Garrett2]

Who the fuk is Tana?

The Robo player that isn't Lukey or Elder.

 

[Coon1]

Who the fuk is Tana?

The Robo player that isn't Lukey or Elder.

Gathered that much.

 

[Zer0]

Zero is currently at his keyboard shouting "Hello! My name is Zero Montoya, you killed my Agents, prepare to die!"
What do you want?
"I want my Agents back you son of a *****!"

Tana doing a good job catching rush stragglers....

Battle Report - Tana Defending Rush Target
[middle] 40,000,000 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 11,264,576 hostile staff.
[middle] 23,263,665 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 3,475,571 allied staff.
[middle] 6,424,202 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 15,267,348 hostile staff.

Died: 26,531,924 [£1,459,255,820,000] enemies dead. 3,475,571 [£188,173,500,000] friendlies dead.

You gained 2,073,066 effectiveness.
You gained 51.74 fame.
You will soon be receiving £37,634,700,000 insurance.

lol, got busy with life died in bush, i guess the conservation of total life between bush and real life applies here

 

[Garrett2]

we've all been there

 

[Coon1]

Battle Report - Defending me. That time we fed Leeroy and Lanky
[range] 30,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 12,194,415 hostile staff.
[range] 325,908 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 3,502,438 hostile staff.
[range] 8,000,000 allied Striker attacked, killing 1,477,619 hostile staff.
[range] 27,883,081 hostile Striker attacked, killing 5,529,459 allied staff.
[range] 105,964,770 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 360,971,980 hostile staff.
[range] 11,179,376 allied Assassin attacked, killing 1,971,306 hostile staff.
[range] 41,045,981 allied Harrier attacked, killing 15,751,129 hostile staff.
[range] 27,778,496 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 7,847,349 hostile staff.
[range] 4,930,437 allied Sniper attacked, killing 3,128,540 hostile staff.
[range] 5,665,984 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 2,185,390 hostile staff.
[range] 696,617 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 837,380 allied staff.
[range] 14,893,372 allied Ranger attacked, killing 7,656,246 hostile staff.
[range] 783,685 allied Ninja attacked, killing 229,281 hostile staff.
[range] 4,811,038 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 3,620,295 hostile staff.
[range] 8,278,776 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 26,532,443 allied staff.
[range] 19,459,127 allied Marine attacked, killing 4,486,047 hostile staff.
[range] 59,734,188 hostile Marine attacked, killing 40,567,720 allied staff.
[range] 2,249,248 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 749,655 hostile staff.
[range] 4,286,102 allied Humvee attacked, killing 239,324 hostile staff.
[range] 2,918,789 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 3,765,025 hostile staff.
[range] 1,757,651 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 1,890,921 allied staff.
[range] 93,503 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 10,600 hostile staff.
[range] 843,321 allied HQ Officer attacked, killing 258,555 hostile staff.
[range] 738,351 allied HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 3,480,924 hostile staff.

Distracted: 3,502,438 [£18,117,438,800] enemies distracted.
Died: 430,023,680 [£7,304,042,217,800] enemies dead. 75,357,923 [£2,780,378,336,000] friendlies dead.

You gained 2,115,038 effectiveness.
You gained 10.08 fame.
You gained 8.36 honour.
You will soon be receiving £64,614,352,180 insurance

 

['Tiger']

Should have heard Leeroy. He was giving all the 'We're going to f*** Coon the cheating c***'. It was awful.

 

[Coon1]

Should have heard Leeroy. He was giving all the 'We're going to f*** Coon the cheating c***'. It was awful.

Yeah that sounds like Leeroy alright

 

[Zer0]

Battle Report - Attacking M I N I
[range] 24,815,596 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 1 allied staff.

Died: 1 [£48,000] friendlies dead.

You gained 0 effectiveness.
You will soon be receiving £9,600 insurance.