Defending against Scallywags:
[range] 13,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 6,962,405 hostile staff.
[range] 8,915,507 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 3,731,183 allied staff.
[range] 940,430 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 1,051,698 hostile staff.
[range] 9,544,981 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 18,030,416 allied staff.
[range] 7,630,795 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 81,682,407 hostile staff.
[range] 19,973,481 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 89,272,539 allied staff.
[range] 7,041,480 allied Striker attacked, killing 2,641,798 hostile staff.
[range] 1,521,086 allied Biker attacked, killing 1,293,658 hostile staff.
[range] 1,200,917 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 5,507,392 hostile staff.
[range] 13,630,534 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 48,497,404 hostile staff.
[range] 6,809,990 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 4,909,495 allied staff.
[range] 760,007 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 501,270 hostile staff.
[range] 4,715,007 allied Assassin attacked, killing 4,568,266 hostile staff.
[range] 10,619,246 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 2,792,810 allied staff.
[range] 1,525,042 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 1,248,410 allied staff.
[range] 2,276,128 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 6,897,208 hostile staff.
[range] 3,454,526 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 9,016,900 hostile staff.
[range] 8,552,811 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 8,199,185 hostile staff.
[range] 5,815,086 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 2,227,329 allied staff.
[range] 3,913,051 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 11,111,019 hostile staff.
[range] 1,031,242 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 424,501 allied staff.
[range] 3,725,293 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 12,389,685 hostile staff.
[range] 641,772 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 704,822 allied staff.
[range] 5,401,952 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 36,286,240 hostile staff.
[range] 13,797,440 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 10,412,728 allied staff.
[range] 1,357,120 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 2,787,565 hostile staff.
[range] 353,238 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 601,614 hostile staff.
[range] 1,937,195 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 12,351,276 hostile staff.
[range] 727,731 allied Ninja attacked, killing 845,468 hostile staff.
[range] 28,684 allied Automoton attacked, killing 63,347 hostile staff.
[range] 3,530,101 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 11,660,319 hostile staff.
[raised] 150,098 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[range] 250,463 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 739,505 hostile staff.
[range] 3,608,964 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 26,337,869 hostile staff.
[range] 5,289,736 allied Marine attacked, killing 4,152,931 hostile staff.
[range] 48,066 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 79,113 hostile staff.
[range] 2,408,035 allied Jeep attacked, killing 651,215 hostile staff.
[range] 1,431,153 allied Humvee attacked, killing 268,602 hostile staff.
[range] 1,309,883 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 158,505 allied staff.
[range] 1,494,519 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 9,563,797 hostile staff.
[range] 350,598 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 121,872 hostile staff.
Stunned: 501,270 [£24,623,667,000] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 90,483,206 [£740,299,262,000] enemies distracted. 91,499,868 [£1,207,266,794,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 20,823,226 [£396,250,482,300] friendlies disabled.
Died: 215,846,552 [£2,301,962,327,400] enemies dead. 21,589,644 [£980,552,859,700] friendlies dead.
Converted: 150,098 [£3,752,450,000] enemies converted.
[range] 13,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 6,962,405 hostile staff.
[range] 8,915,507 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 3,731,183 allied staff.
[range] 940,430 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 1,051,698 hostile staff.
[range] 9,544,981 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 18,030,416 allied staff.
[range] 7,630,795 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 81,682,407 hostile staff.
[range] 19,973,481 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 89,272,539 allied staff.
[range] 7,041,480 allied Striker attacked, killing 2,641,798 hostile staff.
[range] 1,521,086 allied Biker attacked, killing 1,293,658 hostile staff.
[range] 1,200,917 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 5,507,392 hostile staff.
[range] 13,630,534 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 48,497,404 hostile staff.
[range] 6,809,990 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 4,909,495 allied staff.
[range] 760,007 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 501,270 hostile staff.
[range] 4,715,007 allied Assassin attacked, killing 4,568,266 hostile staff.
[range] 10,619,246 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 2,792,810 allied staff.
[range] 1,525,042 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 1,248,410 allied staff.
[range] 2,276,128 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 6,897,208 hostile staff.
[range] 3,454,526 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 9,016,900 hostile staff.
[range] 8,552,811 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 8,199,185 hostile staff.
[range] 5,815,086 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 2,227,329 allied staff.
[range] 3,913,051 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 11,111,019 hostile staff.
[range] 1,031,242 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 424,501 allied staff.
[range] 3,725,293 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 12,389,685 hostile staff.
[range] 641,772 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 704,822 allied staff.
[range] 5,401,952 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 36,286,240 hostile staff.
[range] 13,797,440 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 10,412,728 allied staff.
[range] 1,357,120 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 2,787,565 hostile staff.
[range] 353,238 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 601,614 hostile staff.
[range] 1,937,195 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 12,351,276 hostile staff.
[range] 727,731 allied Ninja attacked, killing 845,468 hostile staff.
[range] 28,684 allied Automoton attacked, killing 63,347 hostile staff.
[range] 3,530,101 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 11,660,319 hostile staff.
[raised] 150,098 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[range] 250,463 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 739,505 hostile staff.
[range] 3,608,964 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 26,337,869 hostile staff.
[range] 5,289,736 allied Marine attacked, killing 4,152,931 hostile staff.
[range] 48,066 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 79,113 hostile staff.
[range] 2,408,035 allied Jeep attacked, killing 651,215 hostile staff.
[range] 1,431,153 allied Humvee attacked, killing 268,602 hostile staff.
[range] 1,309,883 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 158,505 allied staff.
[range] 1,494,519 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 9,563,797 hostile staff.
[range] 350,598 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 121,872 hostile staff.
Stunned: 501,270 [£24,623,667,000] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 90,483,206 [£740,299,262,000] enemies distracted. 91,499,868 [£1,207,266,794,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 20,823,226 [£396,250,482,300] friendlies disabled.
Died: 215,846,552 [£2,301,962,327,400] enemies dead. 21,589,644 [£980,552,859,700] friendlies dead.
Converted: 150,098 [£3,752,450,000] enemies converted.