Spiky Spoon
Head Gardener
On the off chance we could stop *****ing at each other and just get back to the topic:
Battle Report - Defending XXX
[close] 12,000 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 3,416 hostile staff.
[close] 3,900,000 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 3,675,930 hostile staff.
[close] 32,582 allied Sleeping Gas Trap attacked, disabling 391,682 hostile staff.
[close] 100,000 allied Crazed Droid attacked, killing 451,704 hostile staff.
[m/c] 25,695,777 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 59,479,381 hostile staff.
[close] 49,160,738 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 117,977,180 allied staff.
[m/c] 30,870,602 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 309,962,347 hostile staff.
[close] 5,820,167 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 2,664,224 hostile staff.
[close] 9,786,707 allied Armoured Car attacked, killing 426,210 hostile staff.
[middle] 9,062 allied Biker attacked, killing 1,371 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,096,307 hostile Biker attacked, killing 674,601 allied staff.
[m/c] 21,423 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 41,935 hostile staff.
[m/c] 17,617,309 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 8,568,817 hostile staff.
[close] 674,231 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 1,253,247 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,993 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,647 hostile staff.
[middle] 64,822,784 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 36,896,587 allied staff.
[m/c] 1,198,164 allied Harrier attacked, killing 1,381,590 hostile staff.
[middle] 89,098 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 28,073 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,632,948 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 11,223,201 allied staff.
[m/c] 2,645,980 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,570,189 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,018,429 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 2,994,422 allied staff.
[close] 747 allied Nutter attacked, disabling 141 hostile staff.
[m/c] 5,498,061 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 6,265,279 hostile staff.
[close] 4,431,550 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 737,128 hostile staff.
[m/c] 233 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 64 hostile staff.
[middle] 19,930 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 57,665 allied staff.
[m/c] 800,495 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 210,331 hostile staff.
[raised] 60,437 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 753,898 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 468,295 hostile staff.
[close] 1,861,866 allied HQ Attack Dog attacked, killing 554,394 hostile staff.
[close] 4,027 allied Heavy Thug attacked, killing 2,889 hostile staff.
[m/c] 120,440 allied Jeep attacked, killing 57,152 hostile staff.
[middle] 13,592,888 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 6,789,151 allied staff.
[m/c] 10,150 allied Humvee attacked, killing 2,300 hostile staff.
[m/c] 2,753,248 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 3,125,643 hostile staff.
[m/c] 184,479 allied Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 5,238,191 hostile staff.
Distracted: 316,465,193 [£1,604,305,160,200] enemies distracted. 2,994,422 [£74,714,926,100] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 60,609,979 [£423,682,116,200] enemies disabled. 154,873,767 [£2,329,479,057,500] friendlies disabled.
Died: 29,020,103 [£807,132,382,400] enemies dead. 18,744,618 [£237,307,489,000] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 468,295 [£7,930,951,000] enemies bribed.
Converted: 60,437 [£2,538,354,000] enemies converted.
You gained 300,182 effectiveness.
You gained 4.23 fame.
You gained 4.02 honour.
You will soon be receiving £5,296,127,040 insurance.
Defending me earlier against DW
Battle Report - Defending XXX
[close] 12,000 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 3,416 hostile staff.
[close] 3,900,000 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 3,675,930 hostile staff.
[close] 32,582 allied Sleeping Gas Trap attacked, disabling 391,682 hostile staff.
[close] 100,000 allied Crazed Droid attacked, killing 451,704 hostile staff.
[m/c] 25,695,777 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 59,479,381 hostile staff.
[close] 49,160,738 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 117,977,180 allied staff.
[m/c] 30,870,602 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 309,962,347 hostile staff.
[close] 5,820,167 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 2,664,224 hostile staff.
[close] 9,786,707 allied Armoured Car attacked, killing 426,210 hostile staff.
[middle] 9,062 allied Biker attacked, killing 1,371 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,096,307 hostile Biker attacked, killing 674,601 allied staff.
[m/c] 21,423 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 41,935 hostile staff.
[m/c] 17,617,309 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 8,568,817 hostile staff.
[close] 674,231 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 1,253,247 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,993 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,647 hostile staff.
[middle] 64,822,784 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 36,896,587 allied staff.
[m/c] 1,198,164 allied Harrier attacked, killing 1,381,590 hostile staff.
[middle] 89,098 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 28,073 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,632,948 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 11,223,201 allied staff.
[m/c] 2,645,980 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,570,189 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,018,429 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 2,994,422 allied staff.
[close] 747 allied Nutter attacked, disabling 141 hostile staff.
[m/c] 5,498,061 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 6,265,279 hostile staff.
[close] 4,431,550 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 737,128 hostile staff.
[m/c] 233 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 64 hostile staff.
[middle] 19,930 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 57,665 allied staff.
[m/c] 800,495 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 210,331 hostile staff.
[raised] 60,437 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 753,898 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 468,295 hostile staff.
[close] 1,861,866 allied HQ Attack Dog attacked, killing 554,394 hostile staff.
[close] 4,027 allied Heavy Thug attacked, killing 2,889 hostile staff.
[m/c] 120,440 allied Jeep attacked, killing 57,152 hostile staff.
[middle] 13,592,888 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 6,789,151 allied staff.
[m/c] 10,150 allied Humvee attacked, killing 2,300 hostile staff.
[m/c] 2,753,248 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 3,125,643 hostile staff.
[m/c] 184,479 allied Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 5,238,191 hostile staff.
Distracted: 316,465,193 [£1,604,305,160,200] enemies distracted. 2,994,422 [£74,714,926,100] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 60,609,979 [£423,682,116,200] enemies disabled. 154,873,767 [£2,329,479,057,500] friendlies disabled.
Died: 29,020,103 [£807,132,382,400] enemies dead. 18,744,618 [£237,307,489,000] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 468,295 [£7,930,951,000] enemies bribed.
Converted: 60,437 [£2,538,354,000] enemies converted.
You gained 300,182 effectiveness.
You gained 4.23 fame.
You gained 4.02 honour.
You will soon be receiving £5,296,127,040 insurance.
Defending me earlier against DW
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