Round 48 Battles

Spiky Spoon

Head Gardener
Joined
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Messages
271
Location
Manchester
On the off chance we could stop *****ing at each other and just get back to the topic:


Battle Report - Defending XXX
[close] 12,000 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 3,416 hostile staff.
[close] 3,900,000 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 3,675,930 hostile staff.
[close] 32,582 allied Sleeping Gas Trap attacked, disabling 391,682 hostile staff.
[close] 100,000 allied Crazed Droid attacked, killing 451,704 hostile staff.
[m/c] 25,695,777 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 59,479,381 hostile staff.
[close] 49,160,738 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 117,977,180 allied staff.
[m/c] 30,870,602 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 309,962,347 hostile staff.
[close] 5,820,167 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 2,664,224 hostile staff.
[close] 9,786,707 allied Armoured Car attacked, killing 426,210 hostile staff.
[middle] 9,062 allied Biker attacked, killing 1,371 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,096,307 hostile Biker attacked, killing 674,601 allied staff.
[m/c] 21,423 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 41,935 hostile staff.
[m/c] 17,617,309 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 8,568,817 hostile staff.
[close] 674,231 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 1,253,247 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,993 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,647 hostile staff.
[middle] 64,822,784 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 36,896,587 allied staff.
[m/c] 1,198,164 allied Harrier attacked, killing 1,381,590 hostile staff.
[middle] 89,098 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 28,073 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,632,948 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 11,223,201 allied staff.
[m/c] 2,645,980 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,570,189 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,018,429 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 2,994,422 allied staff.
[close] 747 allied Nutter attacked, disabling 141 hostile staff.
[m/c] 5,498,061 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 6,265,279 hostile staff.
[close] 4,431,550 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 737,128 hostile staff.
[m/c] 233 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 64 hostile staff.
[middle] 19,930 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 57,665 allied staff.
[m/c] 800,495 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 210,331 hostile staff.
[raised] 60,437 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 753,898 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 468,295 hostile staff.
[close] 1,861,866 allied HQ Attack Dog attacked, killing 554,394 hostile staff.
[close] 4,027 allied Heavy Thug attacked, killing 2,889 hostile staff.
[m/c] 120,440 allied Jeep attacked, killing 57,152 hostile staff.
[middle] 13,592,888 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 6,789,151 allied staff.
[m/c] 10,150 allied Humvee attacked, killing 2,300 hostile staff.
[m/c] 2,753,248 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 3,125,643 hostile staff.
[m/c] 184,479 allied Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 5,238,191 hostile staff.

Distracted: 316,465,193 [£1,604,305,160,200] enemies distracted. 2,994,422 [£74,714,926,100] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 60,609,979 [£423,682,116,200] enemies disabled. 154,873,767 [£2,329,479,057,500] friendlies disabled.
Died: 29,020,103 [£807,132,382,400] enemies dead. 18,744,618 [£237,307,489,000] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 468,295 [£7,930,951,000] enemies bribed.
Converted: 60,437 [£2,538,354,000] enemies converted.

You gained 300,182 effectiveness.
You gained 4.23 fame.
You gained 4.02 honour.
You will soon be receiving £5,296,127,040 insurance.


Defending me earlier against DW
 
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Garrett2

Landscape Designer
Joined
Jan 19, 2012
Messages
1,703
well yeah tiger i'm an oldie. sure there have been people around a little longer than I but I was here since round 9. i should be an oldie. you youngins and never learnin yar historee.

stargayzer was a little person in virus. he was cannon fodder, but yes he played. he was never hailed as having any part of an integral role. he's just a candyass wanna be that happened to have played a couple rounds in age 2. miraculous? not even. good? maybe. but that might be stretching it.

tool status as toby calls it? confirmed with his every post.
 

Slavi

Harvester
Joined
Jun 18, 2012
Messages
116
On the off chance we could stop *****ing at each other and just get back to the topic:


Battle Report - Defending XXX
[close] 12,000 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 3,416 hostile staff.
[close] 3,900,000 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 3,675,930 hostile staff.
[close] 32,582 allied Sleeping Gas Trap attacked, disabling 391,682 hostile staff.
[close] 100,000 allied Crazed Droid attacked, killing 451,704 hostile staff.
[m/c] 25,695,777 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 59,479,381 hostile staff.
[close] 49,160,738 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 117,977,180 allied staff.
[m/c] 30,870,602 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 309,962,347 hostile staff.
[close] 5,820,167 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 2,664,224 hostile staff.
[close] 9,786,707 allied Armoured Car attacked, killing 426,210 hostile staff.
[middle] 9,062 allied Biker attacked, killing 1,371 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,096,307 hostile Biker attacked, killing 674,601 allied staff.
[m/c] 21,423 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 41,935 hostile staff.
[m/c] 17,617,309 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 8,568,817 hostile staff.
[close] 674,231 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 1,253,247 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,993 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,647 hostile staff.
[middle] 64,822,784 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 36,896,587 allied staff.
[m/c] 1,198,164 allied Harrier attacked, killing 1,381,590 hostile staff.
[middle] 89,098 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 28,073 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,632,948 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 11,223,201 allied staff.
[m/c] 2,645,980 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,570,189 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,018,429 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 2,994,422 allied staff.
[close] 747 allied Nutter attacked, disabling 141 hostile staff.
[m/c] 5,498,061 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 6,265,279 hostile staff.
[close] 4,431,550 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 737,128 hostile staff.
[m/c] 233 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 64 hostile staff.
[middle] 19,930 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 57,665 allied staff.
[m/c] 800,495 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 210,331 hostile staff.
[raised] 60,437 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 753,898 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 468,295 hostile staff.
[close] 1,861,866 allied HQ Attack Dog attacked, killing 554,394 hostile staff.
[close] 4,027 allied Heavy Thug attacked, killing 2,889 hostile staff.
[m/c] 120,440 allied Jeep attacked, killing 57,152 hostile staff.
[middle] 13,592,888 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 6,789,151 allied staff.
[m/c] 10,150 allied Humvee attacked, killing 2,300 hostile staff.
[m/c] 2,753,248 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 3,125,643 hostile staff.
[m/c] 184,479 allied Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 5,238,191 hostile staff.

Distracted: 316,465,193 [£1,604,305,160,200] enemies distracted. 2,994,422 [£74,714,926,100] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 60,609,979 [£423,682,116,200] enemies disabled. 154,873,767 [£2,329,479,057,500] friendlies disabled.
Died: 29,020,103 [£807,132,382,400] enemies dead. 18,744,618 [£237,307,489,000] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 468,295 [£7,930,951,000] enemies bribed.
Converted: 60,437 [£2,538,354,000] enemies converted.

You gained 300,182 effectiveness.
You gained 4.23 fame.
You gained 4.02 honour.
You will soon be receiving £5,296,127,040 insurance.


Defending me earlier against Trans

you mean DW :)
 

Max

Garden Designer
Joined
Dec 14, 2007
Messages
1,015
Location
London
Battle Report - Attacking Solo Dragon
[middle] 22,565,504 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 5,972,645 hostile staff.
[middle] 6,174,742 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 15,873,188 allied staff.
[middle] 4,733,048 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 10,389,767 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,913,498 hostile Witch attacked, killing 9,509,281 allied staff.
[middle] 5,898,571 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 3,088,772 hostile staff.
[middle] 5,843,019 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 15,613,677 allied staff.
[middle] 8,064,065 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 16,385,554 hostile staff.
[middle] 5,498,190 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 17,930,549 allied staff.
[middle] 5,583,072 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 6,557,920 hostile staff.
[middle] 12,545,576 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 16,337,200 hostile staff.
[middle] 120,526 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 1,791,159 allied staff.

Stunned: 15,873,188 [£273,819,151,000] friendlies stunned. 10,389,767 [£426,500,208,800] enemies stunned.
Disabled: 3,088,772 [£80,469,359,200] enemies disabled.
Died: 44,844,666 [£337,585,775,800] friendlies dead. 28,916,119 [£540,264,000,600] enemies dead.
Bribed: 16,337,200 [£648,517,091,600] enemies bribed.

Battle Report - Attacking Solo Dragon
[range] 25,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 10,300,282 hostile staff.
[range] 7,637,223 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 24,044,846 allied staff.
[range] 5,416,354 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 12,517,983 hostile staff.
[range] 6,699,393 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 5,170,835 hostile staff.
[range] 11,059,350 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 35,857,750 allied staff.
[range] 8,396,043 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 32,984,030 hostile staff.
[range] 8,809,993 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 40,868,960 allied staff.
[range] 6,386,266 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 25,097,516 hostile staff.
[range] 4,384,490 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 45,009,704 allied staff.
[range] 13,514,409 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 82,026,044 hostile staff.
[range] 563,212 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 7,973,784 allied staff.

Stunned: 24,044,846 [£336,622,438,000] friendlies stunned. 12,517,983 [£510,056,055,400] enemies stunned.
Disabled: 5,170,835 [£80,500,948,300] enemies disabled.
Died: 129,710,198 [£731,795,698,200] friendlies dead. 68,381,828 [£414,226,833,500] enemies dead.
Bribed: 82,026,044 [£428,567,771,800] enemies bribed.

Total Bribed

£1,077,084,863,400

Total Died

£1,068,418,136,200

Total Alliance Profit

£8.6b xD
 

Stargazer

Tree Surgeon
Joined
Feb 25, 2013
Messages
591
well yeah tiger i'm an oldie. sure there have been people around a little longer than I but I was here since round 9. i should be an oldie. you youngins and never learnin yar historee.

stargayzer was a little person in virus. he was cannon fodder, but yes he played. he was never hailed as having any part of an integral role. he's just a candyass wanna be that happened to have played a couple rounds in age 2. miraculous? not even. good? maybe. but that might be stretching it.

tool status as toby calls it? confirmed with his every post.

This is the nicest thing you've ever said I think.
 

LAFiN

Tree Surgeon
Joined
Dec 15, 2007
Messages
746
Garrett, that was pretty funny. I don't even remember Virus from r9. That was sooo long ago! Can't believe I've been rolling along since r6. What is that, like 10+ years? :O
 

'Tiger'

Landscape Designer
Joined
Apr 27, 2012
Messages
1,285
Location
UK
I do miss the old times, like when getting in the top 100 was a massive achievement
 

Dill

Pruner
Joined
Dec 14, 2007
Messages
53
[range] 7,000,000 allied F-117 attacked, killing 62,886,116 hostile staff.
[range] 36,697,875 hostile Striker attacked, killing 8,720,095 allied staff.
[range] 912,132 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 2,293,303 allied staff.
[range] 43,957,155 allied Harrier attacked, killing 29,300,884 hostile staff.
[range] 400,027 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 1,506,939 allied staff.
[range] 48,017,164 allied Ranger attacked, killing 20,378,843 hostile staff.
[range] 14,454,056 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 230,644,121 allied staff.
[range] 39,889,511 hostile Marine attacked, killing 61,120,170 allied staff.

Stunned: 2,293,303 [£188,018,392,000] friendlies stunned.
Died: 112,565,843 [£3,501,369,968,600] enemies dead. 301,991,325 [£6,259,939,390,400] friendlies dead.

You gained 5,907,271 effectiveness.
You gained 28.92 fame.
You gained 18.74 honour.


2 strikers and a token force from another, I got mildly raped but a good BR nonetheless :) the 1 striker would have been enough lol.
 

Benneh

Tree Surgeon
Super Moderator
Joined
Dec 14, 2007
Messages
764
Location
Cheltenham, Gloucestershire, UK.
[range] 40,000,000 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 20,824,454 allied staff.
[range] 50,000,000 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 574,992,061 allied staff.
[range] 20,000,000 hostile Striker attacked, killing 8,383,041 allied staff.
[range] 8,271,249 allied Biker attacked, killing 7,735,811 hostile staff.
[range] 3,000,000 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 18,616,288 allied staff.
[range] 38,928,335 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 151,970,352 hostile staff.
[range] 91,642,231 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 168,364,586 allied staff.
[range] 99,627,594 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 41,363,080 allied staff.
[range] 40,000,000 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 11,498,881 allied staff.
[range] 40,404,564 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 9,699,301 hostile staff.
[range] 39,632,980 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 17,683,026 hostile staff.
[range] 9,842,492 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 4,321,809 allied staff.
[range] 5,014,283 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 4,543,235 allied staff.
[range] 909,416 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 622,877 allied staff.
[range] 4,445,338 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,712,069 allied staff.
[range] 10,154,631 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 4,446,074 allied staff.
[range] 11,825,963 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 6,980,254 allied staff.
[range] 147,010 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 116,112 hostile staff.
[range] 9,713,889 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 12,928,595 allied staff.
[range] 22,981,707 hostile Marine attacked, killing 8,342,984 allied staff.
[range] 5,420,157 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 2,414,837 allied staff.
[range] 28,436,585 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 13,131,668 allied staff.
[range] 55,404,881 allied Jeep attacked, killing 13,694,324 hostile staff.
[range] 13,697,979 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 3,215,337 allied staff.

Distracted: 581,025,939 [£4,151,874,743,600] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 11,498,881 [£380,403,120,000] friendlies disabled. 9,699,301 [£398,527,685,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 314,177,310 [£7,458,230,147,400] friendlies dead. 191,199,625 [£2,207,934,075,600] enemies dead.

You gained 5,098,792 effectiveness.
You gained 17.38 fame.
You gained 50.05 honour.
You earned £19,035,154,072 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £1,442,879,109,400 insurance.


Well, that'll teach me for going afk ;L
 
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Koeniej

Harvester
Joined
Dec 14, 2007
Messages
183
Just wanted to share this with you guys! Poor Tiger!

Battle Report - Defending Me
[range] 240,230,130 allied SAS completely totally and utterly killed 123,757,982 hostile staff.
[range] 51,242,018 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 38,029,931 allied staff.

Died: 123,757,982 [£6,806,689,010,000] enemies dead. 38,029,931 [£1,331,047,585,000] friendlies dead.

I had nothing home
 
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