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Stevey

Pruner
Joined
Dec 14, 2007
Messages
93
Location
Bracknell
It seems hard to recruit these days.

Looking for people that are wise, so wise. like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.

60% of the time, our alliance defends every time.

I don't know how to put this but this alliance is kind of a big deal.

If you dont join our alliance i will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

We have a saying in our alliance - the coyote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young and the blood drips down to his children for breakfast, lunch and dinner and only the ribs will be broken

If you dont know this, dont bother applying. i will fight you! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eplbDbp6XJQ

but yea, interested in non stop quoting of Anchorman, a bit of fun, a bit of activity and a willingness to learn, apply ;)
 

Dax

Hydroponics Developer
Joined
Apr 22, 2009
Messages
3,126
Location
Northants, UK
Good pitch, but you're forgetting the fear of female attendance in case of attracting bears.
 
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