tobapopalos
Hydroponics Developer
I am offering a one-time-only deal to the next lucky eighteen people who mail me...so really it's more of an eighteen-times-only deal, but that isn't the point.
The point is that next round me and el Lafinho are once again offering our sublime skills of leadership to a few blessed individuals! That's right! You too have the chance of playing with the two most accomplished, charming, witty, intelligent and handsome players in the game! FOR FREE!
All you have to do is swear undying loyalty to us and our red, demonic overlord Beelzebub and sign a perfectly harmless contract giving us power of attorney, right to make live-ending decisions on your behalf, and also everlasting ownership of your divine soul. But you do get a sweet badge and a certificate proclaiming you as one of our Class of 49. A BADGE, PEOPLE! (Disclaimer: Badge and certificate may not be real).
If, like all right-minded people, you find this deal and all its totally innocent small-print acceptable, read on!
Our plan:
- World domination
Our tactic:
- Inactivity and possibly snide forum remarks on the noobness of other players
Likely outcome:
- Spectacular victory with absolutey no possibility of failure!
So message me now and book you place for this once in a lifetime experience! LIVE THE DREAM!
The point is that next round me and el Lafinho are once again offering our sublime skills of leadership to a few blessed individuals! That's right! You too have the chance of playing with the two most accomplished, charming, witty, intelligent and handsome players in the game! FOR FREE!
All you have to do is swear undying loyalty to us and our red, demonic overlord Beelzebub and sign a perfectly harmless contract giving us power of attorney, right to make live-ending decisions on your behalf, and also everlasting ownership of your divine soul. But you do get a sweet badge and a certificate proclaiming you as one of our Class of 49. A BADGE, PEOPLE! (Disclaimer: Badge and certificate may not be real).
If, like all right-minded people, you find this deal and all its totally innocent small-print acceptable, read on!
Our plan:
- World domination
Our tactic:
- Inactivity and possibly snide forum remarks on the noobness of other players
Likely outcome:
- Spectacular victory with absolutey no possibility of failure!
So message me now and book you place for this once in a lifetime experience! LIVE THE DREAM!
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