Bushtarion IRC quotes

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«01:10:25» <@Asmo|Beep> anyone else notice that every female we've ever had in Disc was the pervy type?
«01:10:32» <@lunchboxgirl> pfft.
«01:10:39» <@lunchboxgirl> i work in a porn store. what do you expect?
«01:10:45» <@Asmo|Beep> discounts
 

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[22:29] <lunchboxgirl> i have this gay friend who orally raeped my bf in his sleep
[22:29] <Wouter|offs> I had a gf
[22:30] <Wouter|offs> who turned out to be lesbian
[22:30] <[R]Martin> I'd find it quite flattering if someone tried to rape me
 

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[13:23] <@lunchboxgirl> WAT
[13:23] <@Asmo|Beep> you got a problem with him being in discworld too?
[13:23] <@lunchboxgirl> no but he's not very active
[13:24] <@Asmo|Beep> then he'll fit right in
 

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[16:04] <@Nameless> ooooo so you troll the internet posing as a 14 year old girl so you can bust pedos?
[16:04] <@Asmo|Beep> no
[16:04] <@Nameless> because i do, except for the pedo-busting part
 

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3[ 22:18 ] 2< Nightmare 2>  Where is Dennis, he knows what he doing, he knows what to do with me :'(
 

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[23:31:33] <Nameless> so quiet in here
[23:31:36] <Nameless> ...too quiet
[23:31:52] <Nameless> OMG ITS AN AMBUSH GET DOWN!!!
[23:31:56] * Nameless returns fire
[23:32:28] <Nameless> tell my wife and kids i love them very much
[23:32:32] * Nameless runs out guns blazing
[23:32:36] <Nameless> aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[23:32:38] * Nameless eats lead
[23:32:54] * Nameless dies slowly on the battlefield, a true warrior
 

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[12:39] <@Asmo|Beep> I almost went to jail yesterday
[12:39] <@rooney> :eek:
[12:39] <@rooney> why asmo?
[12:39] <@Asmo|Beep> but I curbed my impulse
[12:40] <@Asmo|Beep> I saw a emo sitting on the side of the road
[12:40] <@Asmo|Beep> and almost swerved to run it over
 

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20:53] <birdie> wheres he from
[20:53] <jeff54321> dunno
[20:53] <jeff54321> hes dutch all i know
[20:53] <birdie> that would be holland then? ;p
[20:53] <jeff54321> i wouldnt know

hahaha
 

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[23:03:09] <Azzer> ... I thought you were good at Polymorph quotes.
[23:03:10] <Azzer> You suck.
[23:03:25] <_Bunion> i wasn't paying attention
[23:03:32] <_Bunion> i have the book here
[23:03:32] <Azzer> You were just quoting that very episode not minutes ago.
[23:03:37] <_Bunion> lemme find the CLITORIS one
[23:03:45] <Azzer> You'll never find the clitoris mate.
[23:03:48] <Azzer> Not if what I heard is true.
[23:03:49] <_Bunion> harsh
[23:04:01] <Azzer> FINGERS LIKE BANANAS.
 

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(13:39:50) • +TwigPRO rapes souls' white ass
(13:39:54) (+TwigPRO) you white ******* souls
(13:39:54) (Soulsy) i'm not white ;p
(13:40:02) (+TwigPRO) ahaha
(13:40:05) (+TwigPRO) you are in my dreams
 

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[22:45:54] <Kelsey> oh yeah this funny story i was telling you about
[22:45:57] <Kelsey> well last night
[22:46:01] <Kelsey> twigley was like IVE SEEN ALL PORN
[22:46:04] <Kelsey> So i went into google
[22:46:07] <Kelsey> and typed granny porn
[22:46:11] <Kelsey> to start off with
[22:46:17] <Ahead> i was here Kelsey :p
[22:46:19] <Kelsey> then i was like
[22:46:20] <Kelsey> nooo
[22:46:20] <Kelsey> yeah
[22:46:21] <Kelsey> shh
[22:46:23] <Kelsey> listen
[22:46:26] <Ahead> you showed him the two men? :p
[22:46:29] <Kelsey> So i got the tranny porn instead
[22:46:30] <Kelsey> yeah
[22:46:33] <Ahead> one on top dressed as woman :p
[22:46:34] <Kelsey> Anyway
[22:46:38] <Kelsey> my uncle was here today
[22:46:39] <Kelsey> and was on google
[22:46:44] <Ahead> o.0
[22:46:44] <Kelsey> and double clicked on the serach bar
[22:46:48] <Kelsey> i was likw
[22:46:51] <Kelsey> LOLROFL
[22:47:00] <Kelsey> now he thik i like grannys and im gay
[22:47:08] <Kelsey> I tried to explain but he was like
[22:47:11] <Kelsey> yeah ok mate whatever
 

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Re: Bushtarion IRC quotes

[12:22:51] <Iamsmart> I think Azzer has just done more damage to hell than any resistance this round
[12:22:51] <Iamsmart> Lmao
[12:22:52] <Iamsmart> =P
[12:23:20] <Azzer> Viva la Azzistance? :p
 

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«23:41:48» <BlackWolf> I dont see what is so big deal about this all.
«23:41:58» <@Darryl> Stop talking about it then? :p
«23:42:05» <BlackWolf> Why?
«23:42:05» <@Darryl> You're the one making a big deal of it
 

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Bunion said:
«23:41:48» <BlackWolf> I dont see what is so big deal about this all.
«23:41:58» <@Darryl> Stop talking about it then? :p
«23:42:05» <BlackWolf> Why?
«23:42:05» <@Darryl> You're the one making a big deal of it

to be honest, that entire IRC conversation deserves to be in here for the sheer hilarity it would provoke... ;)
 

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Alcibiades said:
Bunion said:
«23:41:48» <BlackWolf> I dont see what is so big deal about this all.
«23:41:58» <@Darryl> Stop talking about it then? :p
«23:42:05» <BlackWolf> Why?
«23:42:05» <@Darryl> You're the one making a big deal of it

to be honest, that entire IRC conversation deserves to be in here for the sheer hilarity it would provoke... ;)

Posted a snippet of it in the forum thread, because i think we put such a valid and awesome point across the world needs to see it.
 
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