Bushtarion IRC quotes

TheNamelessWonder

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Anything amusing that shows up in the #bushtarion channel, or your alliance channel, or anything like that, post it here :D


I go first:

[17:38] * Bunion has an announcement
[17:38] <Bunion> THE ITCH HAS MOVED
[17:38] <Bunion> !




Post 'em if you've got 'em!
 

Rama

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Re: Bushtarion IRC quotes

<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. :(




:p
 

Souls

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Re: Bushtarion IRC quotes

No Bash quotes allowed. ;)
 

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[09:51:46] <@Asmo> I had something fun to do instead
[09:51:58] <@Asmo> like gouging my liver out with a rusty spoon
 

TehPantz

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Re: Bushtarion IRC quotes

<BlackWolf> So yes i say 100% of WoW players and bush player etc are or have been addicted.
<BlackWolf> No i dont generalize
 

Alcibiades

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Re: Bushtarion IRC quotes

<Cal> Wheres osaka?
<HotShot> in japan
<Cal> I KNOW THAT

i like that quote there ^^ :D

[16:52] <harriergirl> my tits make it impossible for me to do accurate calculations



[00:46] <JJOfWar> Contro at war with BM yet?
...
[00:47] <Warriorgirl> BM?
[00:47] <JJOfWar> bushmeat
[00:47] <Warriorgirl> Bowel movements?
[00:47] <Warriorgirl> we like bowel movements just fine
[00:47] <Warriorgirl> have one everyday in fact
[00:47] <Warriorgirl> we discuss it at lengths
[00:48] <Warriorgirl> size,
[00:48] <Warriorgirl> consistency
[00:48] <Warriorgirl> color
[00:49] <Warriorgirl> boyancy
[00:51] <Warriorgirl> texture


[15:24] <Hexeh> Jizz can't handle Redemption
[15:24] <Alci|Movie> Redemption handles Jizz really well i find ;P
[15:24] <Hexeh> lol!
[15:24] <dinget> lol alci
[15:24] <Alci|Movie> zing!

(this was written shortly after Jizz got given a beating by Redemption as far as we down in the lower ranks knew ;))
 

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Re: Bushtarion IRC quotes

[10:36:34] <02@Caranthir> doubt it was saints
[10:36:37] <02@Caranthir> he's a sweetheart
 

Subdivisions

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Re: Bushtarion IRC quotes

<@Welshie> I just had one of the most homosexual moments of my life ever
<@Welshie> unknown number rings me up
<@Welshie> I answer
<@Welshie> and
<@Welshie> a bloke goes
<@Welshie> ohhh hi it's Luke I just wanted to hear your voice



<@LukeYHL> Martin you like making banners dont you
<@Martin> As much as I like speaking to you



some of our others are more inside jokes... :p
 

Alcibiades

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[09:23:11] <Ell-Ess> !Incoming
[09:23:55] <Alcibiades> ****sake
[09:23:59] <Alcibiades> i was having a perfectly good **** too :p
[09:24:03] <Ell-Ess> LOL
[09:26:22] <Ell-Ess> Alci
[09:26:25] <Dennis> clear :D
[09:26:31] <Dennis> afk again
[09:26:33] <Ell-Ess> if you were having a ****
[09:26:38] <Ell-Ess> how did you get to comp so fast
[09:27:17] <Dennis> maybe he ran of :D
[09:27:25] <Dennis> dropped it all over the floor :D
[09:27:32] <Ell-Ess> bit of toilet paper still hanging out
[09:27:50] <Dennis> :D
[09:29:44] <Alcibiades> pfft
[09:29:46] <Alcibiades> it wasn't fast
[09:29:47] <Alcibiades> :p
[09:29:58] <Alcibiades> 43 seconds to wipe and flush and wash my hands
[09:30:03] <Alcibiades> that's plenty of time ;)
[09:30:11] <Alcibiades> i just wasn't expecting it at 9:30 AM
[09:30:49] <Ell-Ess> ahhh one of the sneaky ones
[09:31:18] <Alcibiades> it was really funny tho
[09:31:21] <Alcibiades> because i swear to god
[09:31:28] <Alcibiades> i was walking to my washroom thinking
[09:31:38] <Alcibiades> 'wouldn't it be annoying/funny if i got HLed while i was taking a ****'
[09:31:41] <Alcibiades> and sure enough ... :p
[09:31:56] <Dennis> :D
[09:32:02] <Dennis> quit msg material :D
[09:32:08] <Alcibiades> uh oh :(
 

pinpower

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Re: Bushtarion IRC quotes

-14:02:51- (@Rosa) recall from me
-14:04:30- (@Gav) he was afraid of my vds
-14:04:35- (@Gav) and this time i don't mean the std

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-18:23:22- (@Hiuey) i say screw all this politics and just mass kill everyone
-18:23:30- (@pin|CW) i say we stick to the plan
-18:23:32- (@pin|CW) and hit redtube
-18:23:40- (@Hiuey) i say we all just get naked and have a big orgy
-18:23:44- (@pin|CW) YES!
-18:23:51- (@pin|CW) that is the kind of plan i can get on board with!
-18:23:57- (@pin|CW) Hiuey
-18:23:59- (@pin|CW) ill bring the lube
-18:24:06- (@Hiuey) :D
-18:24:13- (@Hiuey) i'll bring the cock!
-18:24:20- (@pin|CW) you bring the various phallic shaped vegetables




just a couple there...ive got loads but i want to save them for end of round...;)
 

atsanjose

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Re: Bushtarion IRC quotes

pinpower said:
just a couple there...ive got loads but i want to save them for end of round...;)


noone other then your own alliance is gonna read them at the end you know...
 

Alcibiades

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Re: Bushtarion IRC quotes

[10:51:21] * AZZER has joined #bushtarion
[10:51:21] * P sets mode: +l 73
[10:51:54] <AZZER> whos gone a route against bikers with low score?
[10:52:30] <AZZER> bout 950 mill score
[10:52:32] * AZZER has quit IRC (Killed (*.netgamers.org [NickServ] AutoKill))
[10:52:39] <Twigleyy> ...
 

Charlie_B

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Re: Bushtarion IRC quotes

[13:04:33] * Squiffy gives atsanjose and vannila ASBOs
[13:04:53] <vannila> is that like an ASMO with a cold?


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<MattM> DAMNIT
<MattM> my mapping isn't an isomorphism


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[20:17:32] <Jorizz> whats syphillis?
[20:17:36] <Charlie_B> o.0
[20:17:38] <Charlie_B> STD
[20:17:43] <Charlie_B> spelt badly
[20:17:55] <Charlie_B> *syphilis
[20:18:00] <Charlie_B> google it or something :p
[20:18:02] <Jorizz> what is it tough? :p
[20:18:03] <Jorizz> hmm
[20:18:06] <Charlie_B> i woudlnt advise google pics :/
[20:18:12] <Charlie_B> attacks the nervous system
[20:18:18] <Davs> lol
[20:18:27] <Jorizz> FFS
[20:18:29] <Davs> [20:20] <Charlie_B> i woudlnt advise google pics :/ <-- same... :S
[20:18:32] <Jorizz> that was just too late
[20:18:34] <Charlie_B> lmao
[20:18:36] <Jorizz> 'bout the pics


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[22:35:10] <Treedude> i make sense
[22:35:17] <Treedude> always
[22:35:22] <Treedude> like an enigma
[22:35:25] <Treedude> on opposite day

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[00:24:06] <Charlie_B> go find a bible and use a page from that instead Milbury
[00:24:20] <Milbury> only bible i got is ann summers catalog


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[02:23:46] <`Sleepy_D> i love it
[02:24:18] <`Sleepy_D> theres nothing like a ukranian tranny at 2:30


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[16:44:21] <Davs> MiCKy abd MiCKy are the same nick

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[02:55:22] <Milbury> brb - bot's just kicked me from my own room

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[02:46:55] * Milbury just wikipedia'd Heisenberg uncertainty principle and has now gotta look up every other word is the article in a dictionary

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[14:37:13] <+hippie> i am not gay, my bf is

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[03:53:40] * tobapopalos is now known as Azzzer
[03:53:46] <evilsheep_Naked> you are too Charlie_G
[03:53:47] <Azzzer> imitate that, bihatch.
[03:53:47] * P sets mode: +b *!*@Azzer.users.netgamers.org
[03:53:47] * Azzer was kicked by P ((Azzer) Ciao)
...
[03:54:21] * P sets mode: +b *!*tobydodds@*.ukonline.co.uk
[03:54:21] * tobapopalos was kicked by P ((Azzer) Remind me not to use tab for bans.)

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[00:57:35] <HisKrunkness> Cal supposedly is paralyzed below the foot

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[01:22:50] <zhouj> saints, i heard penises were hard
[01:22:59] <zhouj> and addictive

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[01:47:06] <MattM> Time gone: 17.15 days. Time left: 58.85 days.
[01:47:06] <MattM> Max nears the completion of insurance policies, only to realise they are only available to solo companies. Smart move there Max. ¬_¬

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[03:49:56] <Drift|work> man
[03:50:14] <Drift|work> i could so make my job easier if i knew how to code properly

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[12:14:37] <Smed> alci grow up you bumole

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[09:37:05] <Meneldil> Yay
[09:37:06] <Meneldil> no SAS
[09:37:13] <Meneldil> now I just have to hope that my 20 mil TLs are enough
...
[09:40:39] <Meneldil> Hmm
[09:40:43] <Meneldil> apparently not

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[28|03:40:46] * Joins: KBaN (~kevin_107@S0106000f3d650c6f.vs.shawcable.net)
[28|03:40:47] * P sets mode: +l 60
[28|03:41:10] <Terrakan> omfg its KBaN run for the hills
[28|03:41:25] <KBaN> I live in the hills

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[2|03:44:38] <Seetal> !noob
[2|03:44:49] <Seetal> !noob
[2|03:44:56] <Ranzou> what?!
[2|03:45:02] <Seetal> no not you!
[2|03:45:03] <Seetal> anti
[2|03:45:11] <Seetal> !noob
[2|03:45:16] <Seetal> !n00b
[2|03:45:20] <Ranzou> :(
[2|03:45:23] <Seetal> !nOOb
[2|03:45:29] <Seetal> !nubb
[2|03:45:34] <Seetal> which one isit!
[2|03:45:36] <Ranzou> you realise he's not in the room?
[2|03:45:48] <Ranzou> :p
[2|03:45:49] <Seetal> yes but he will come as i am calling for him ;)
 

Souls

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Re: Bushtarion IRC quotes

(15:46:44) (@Darryl) I had a dream that I got kidnapped by the bad-guys from the Poddington Peas
(15:46:57) (+Podunk) I had a trippy dream today
(15:47:05) (+Podunk) I was skate boarding with some fat kid
(15:47:10) (@Darryl) They tied me up in a field and threw jelly babies at me :s
(15:47:12) (+Podunk) and we got stuck in the mud
(15:47:15) (+Podunk) like
(15:47:17) (Polo) lol Darryl
(15:47:18) (+Podunk) we were goign and then
(15:47:22) (+Podunk) the wheels stuck
(15:47:26) (+Podunk) but then..
(15:47:36) (+Podunk) the fat kid had 2 fake legs
(15:47:39) (Polo) ...
(15:47:41) (+Podunk) and got launched off the board
(15:47:43) (+Podunk) that was weird :p
(15:47:47) (Souls) lol
(15:47:48) (Polo) lol
(15:47:52) (Souls) i like Darryl's dream better
(15:48:03) (+Podunk) but mine was today!
(15:48:05) (@Darryl) I didn't, I was terrified >.<
 

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Re: Bushtarion IRC quotes

[23|01:01:20] <TwigsOfBeer> omg
[23|01:01:25] <TwigsOfBeer> i hurt so much now
[23|01:01:31] <TwigsOfBeer> she had 2 dildos
[23|01:01:32] <Charlie_B> we dont want to know
[23|01:01:34] <TwigsOfBeer> she was like
[23|01:01:35] <TwigsOfBeer> use those
[23|01:01:36] <TwigsOfBeer> i was like
[23|01:01:37] <TwigsOfBeer> WTF
[23|01:01:54] <TwigsOfBeer> one of them swirled at the end

Is this suitable? I@m not sure, i've had a few beers. Not as many as twigley has tho, clearly...
 
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