Round 59 Battle Reports

[nopjes]

I missed this tread.
Please insert Br's to demonstrate awesomeness!

 

[LuckySports]

Battle Report - Attacking Your Mum [69696969]
If only we'd bought a football... there was nothing else to do around here.

 

[Slavi]

Battle Report - )7&&85gshitd;:^%#*
[range] 384 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 5,971 hostile staff.

Died: 5,971 [£13,309,600] enemies dead.

You gained 9 effectiveness.
You gained 1.11 fame.
You gained 1.37 honour.

 

['Tiger']

I thought this was was worth sharing. The BR is just as exciting as the game.

Battle Report - Attacking XXX [X]
There was a lot of shouting, jeering and finger-raising, but generally not a lot happened.

 

[Rooster]

He will no doubt come back and kill me but... this battle was mine!


Battle Report - Defending
[close] 100,000 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 105,156 hostile staff.
[close] 2,000,000 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 198,155 allied staff.
[close] 1,421,585 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 8,810,355 hostile staff.
[close] 83,275 allied Yob attacked, disabling 173,267 hostile staff.
[close] 930,108 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 100,000 allied staff.
[close] 1,825,465 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 4,120,633 hostile staff.
[close] 1,208,509 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 1,010,039 hostile staff.
[raised] 477,520 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 1,685,568 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 693,401 allied staff.
[close] 3,682,521 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 265,870 allied staff.

Distracted: 105,156 [£356,727,200] enemies distracted. 198,155 [£2,190,450,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 4,293,900 [£26,711,313,400] enemies disabled. 100,000 [£600,000,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 9,820,394 [£126,192,891,400] enemies dead. 959,271 [£33,532,326,000] friendlies dead.
Converted: 477,520 [£20,055,840,000] enemies converted.

You gained 206,097 effectiveness.
You gained 53.73 fame.
You gained 42.12 honour.
You will soon be receiving £6,615,625,200 insurance.

 

[Zer0]

Battle Report - Attacking Someone [12345]
[range] 29,101,337 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 10,141,437 hostile staff.
[range] 16,082,240 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 67,996,301 hostile staff.
[range] 678,950 hostile Striker attacked, killing 161,346 allied staff.
[range] 6,063,583 allied Striker attacked, killing 1,109,236 hostile staff.
[range] 6,496,457 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 3,205,302 hostile staff.
[range] 6,887,395 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,097,397 hostile staff.
[range] 39,707,008 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 6,542,177 hostile staff.
[range] 3,657,340 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 38,528,372 allied staff.
[range] 4,313,220 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 2,380,793 hostile staff.
[range] 2,678,800 hostile Marine attacked, killing 1,618,201 allied staff.

Distracted: 69,093,698 [£941,577,319,600] enemies distracted.
Died: 40,307,919 [£326,446,641,200] friendlies dead. 23,378,945 [£1,295,764,467,400] enemies dead.

You gained 238,499 effectiveness.
You gained 6.13 fame.
You gained 4.53 honour.
You earned £89,922,825,840 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £5,560,687,000 insurance

 

[LuckySports]

Take the ID out mate

 

[jessicatan]

Battle Report - Attacking Someone [12345]
[range] 29,101,337 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 10,141,437 hostile staff.
[range] 16,082,240 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 67,996,301 hostile staff.
[range] 678,950 hostile Striker attacked, killing 161,346 allied staff.
[range] 6,063,583 allied Striker attacked, killing 1,109,236 hostile staff.
[range] 6,496,457 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 3,205,302 hostile staff.
[range] 6,887,395 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,097,397 hostile staff.
[range] 39,707,008 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 6,542,177 hostile staff.
[range] 3,657,340 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 38,528,372 allied staff.
[range] 4,313,220 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 2,380,793 hostile staff.
[range] 2,678,800 hostile Marine attacked, killing 1,618,201 allied staff.

Distracted: 69,093,698 [£941,577,319,600] enemies distracted.
Died: 40,307,919 [£326,446,641,200] friendlies dead. 23,378,945 [£1,295,764,467,400] enemies dead.

You gained 238,499 effectiveness.
You gained 6.13 fame.
You gained 4.53 honour.
You earned £89,922,825,840 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £5,560,687,000 insurance

Nice one!

 

[Garrett2]

listen you dizzy ****. it's the rules that no id's are posted. that's why he said it. you want to whine and ***** about this and that rule not being observed, then shut up and observe rules. not cherry pick. you really are worse than penguin aren't you?

 

[Coon1]

Battle Report - Attacking Someone [12345]
[range] 29,101,337 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 10,141,437 hostile staff.
[range] 16,082,240 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 67,996,301 hostile staff.
[range] 678,950 hostile Striker attacked, killing 161,346 allied staff.
[range] 6,063,583 allied Striker attacked, killing 1,109,236 hostile staff.
[range] 6,496,457 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 3,205,302 hostile staff.
[range] 6,887,395 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,097,397 hostile staff.
[range] 39,707,008 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 6,542,177 hostile staff.
[range] 3,657,340 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 38,528,372 allied staff.
[range] 4,313,220 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 2,380,793 hostile staff.
[range] 2,678,800 hostile Marine attacked, killing 1,618,201 allied staff.

Distracted: 69,093,698 [£941,577,319,600] enemies distracted.
Died: 40,307,919 [£326,446,641,200] friendlies dead. 23,378,945 [£1,295,764,467,400] enemies dead.

You gained 238,499 effectiveness.
You gained 6.13 fame.
You gained 4.53 honour.
You earned £89,922,825,840 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £5,560,687,000 insurance

Nice one!

You're a deadset pelican. Cut it out

 

[jessicatan]

listen you dizzy ****. it's the rules that no id's are posted. that's why he said it. you want to whine and ***** about this and that rule not being observed, then shut up and observe rules. not cherry pick. you really are worse than penguin aren't you?

Who says I put the id 254? I just put the number 254. Get your facts right.

 

[Jerrysminion]

You guys sound like fresh inmates about to get rear ended. How about kindly asking the nubs to remove the precious IDs..if not, direct the complaint to a moderator.

Geez, nothing but a bunch of babies wailing away in to the wind. Have you noticed that the number of players per round are dropping like flies?

Common Sense Mate. Take a cup of tea and sip on this idea for a moment.

 

[Garrett2]

Hi, stfu. there is already a post asking for it to be taken out. thanks for playing, please drive through.

 

[Jerrysminion]

Where are my mc nuggets and happy meal?

Hi, stfu. there is already a post asking for it to be taken out. thanks for playing, please drive through.

 

[LuckySports]

I must have missed something..

 

['Tiger']

Where are my mc nuggets and happy meal?

Hi, stfu. there is already a post asking for it to be taken out. thanks for playing, please drive through.

Terrible banter Jerry. See yourself out.

 

[Jerrysminion]

Oi Vey

 

[Ash]

Hahahahahaha Evening all... Anyone miss me? I'm back from my holidays, Glad to see you whiny *****es can still all whinge on without me ;-) Where's Nighttinkerbell and Messy Miss Multi Jessie Hahahaha

Some cool BR's by the way... Congrats to Zero!

 

[Elderveld]

less talking/discussions, more BR's pleas.

 

[Turkey]

Hahahahahaha Evening all... Anyone miss me? I'm back from my holidays, Glad to see you whiny *****es can still all whinge on without me ;-) Where's Nighttinkerbell and Messy Miss Multi Jessie Hahahaha

Some cool BR's by the way... Congrats to Zero!

How was the holiday Sith?