Battle Report -
Defending Transmogrification against Wild West
[middle] 45 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 7 hostile staff.
[m/c] 13,547 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 6,453 hostile staff.
[close] 43 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 40 hostile staff.
[m/c] 8,000,000 allied Mummy attacked, killing 8,574,579 hostile staff.
[close] 69 allied Crazed Droid attacked, killing 304 hostile staff.
[middle] 9,999,867 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 13,238,180 allied staff.
[m/c] 17,089,571 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 190,006,949 hostile staff.
[close] 35,000,000 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 141,191,593 allied staff.
[close] 1,484 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 3,537 hostile staff.
[raised] The scrap bots quickly went through the remains, constructing 1 Gargantua.
[close] 5 allied Biker attacked, killing 4 hostile staff.
[close] 28,517,455 hostile Biker attacked, killing 18,544,091 allied staff.
[close] 4 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 13 hostile staff.
[close] 24,999,434 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 3,630,276 allied staff.
[all] 53,487,482 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 225,545,386 hostile staff.
[m/c] 42,894,208 allied Vampire attacked, killing 146,195,441 hostile staff.
[raised] 6,772,991 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[close] 518,005 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 223,016 allied staff.
[r/m] 4,848,869 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 7,064,560 hostile staff.
[m/c] 18,038,029 allied Assassin attacked, killing 17,573,552 hostile staff.
[m/c] 7,311,463 allied Witch attacked, killing 7,134,309 hostile staff.
[middle] 14,643,116 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 4,154,409 allied staff.
[m/c] 51,762,778 allied Harrier attacked, killing 102,311,484 hostile staff.
[middle] 37 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 129 hostile staff.
[middle] 10,686,987 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 4,446,652 allied staff.
[m/c] 5,375,367 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 5,300,833 hostile staff.
[close] 1,941,598 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 830,141 allied staff.
[m/c] 55,945,058 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 195,583,959 hostile staff.
[r/m] 14,362,159 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 16,689,931 hostile staff.
[middle] 2 allied Sniper attacked, killing 1 hostile staff.
[all] 169,636,116 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 348,329,190 hostile staff.
[close] 25,697,967 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 3,848,287 hostile staff.
[close] 20,538,809 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 20,491,826 hostile staff.
[middle] 36 allied Ninja attacked, killing 6 hostile staff.
[middle] 46,785,749 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 41,272 hostile staff.
[raised] 3,951 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[close] 93 allied White Wizard zapped 14 hostile staff.
[m/c] 197,040 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 16,167 hostile staff.
[raised] 4,302 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 7 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 4 hostile staff.
[m/c] 182 allied Jeep attacked, killing 15 hostile staff.
[close] 35 allied Humvee attacked, killing 1 hostile staff.
[m/c] 33,840,713 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 5,748,528 hostile staff.
[m/c] 114,332 allied Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 61,535 hostile staff.
[m/c] 3,704,280 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 1,891,946 hostile staff.
[m/c] 1,184,094 allied Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 260,288 hostile staff.
[m/c] 381,108 allied Apprentice attacked, killing 158,213 hostile staff.
[close] 32,399 allied Shield Android attacked, killing 1,771 hostile staff.
[close] 357,149 allied Cloner attacked, bribing 432,026 hostile staff.
Stunned: 7,064,560 [£317,905,161,000] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 195,307,822 [£1,452,553,888,800] enemies distracted. 142,021,734 [£1,304,425,107,600] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 3,848,287 [£86,144,441,000] enemies disabled. 17,392,589 [£538,899,736,600] friendlies disabled.
Died: 1,096,558,330 [£12,121,620,918,200] enemies dead. 26,844,035 [£996,484,396,600] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 493,561 [£8,884,935,000] enemies bribed.
Converted: 6,781,245 [£108,648,315,000] enemies converted.
Oops! WW wanted an easy fight with Trans but they didn't get one