But if they quit attacking entirely... then you won't have amusing moments like this....
Battle Report - Defending Captain Awesome.
[close] 10,000,000 allied EMP Warrior attacked, killing 657,080 hostile staff.
[close] 83,299,248 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 27,647,552 hostile staff.
[close] 3,324,746 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 2,669,358 hostile staff.
[close] 69,714,637 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 502,975,148 hostile staff.
[close] 2,500,752 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 4,610,907 hostile staff.
[close] 40,000,000 allied Striker attacked, killing 3,438,520 hostile staff.
[close] 20,000,000 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 121,445,516 hostile staff.
[close] 40,000,000 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 170,048,729 hostile staff.
[close] 176,290,555 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 71,280,711 allied staff.
[close] 14,309,554 allied Vampire attacked, killing 47,813,353 hostile staff.
[raised] 3,405,217 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[close] 89,616,023 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 35,052,584 allied staff.
[close] 45,327,523 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 197,574,293 hostile staff.
[close] 7,896,762 allied Harrier attacked, killing 11,251,894 hostile staff.
[close] 19,388,540 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 14,767,955 hostile staff.
[close] 58,310,670 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 340,600,325 hostile staff.
[close] 212,411 allied Yob attacked, disabling 212,874 hostile staff.
[close] 22,686,554 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 59,057,844 hostile staff.
[close] 974,322 allied Crazed Droid attacked, killing 1,370,873 hostile staff.
[close] 21,774,003 allied Ranger attacked, killing 26,704,925 hostile staff.
[close] 137,639 allied Flamethrower attacked, killing 348,393 hostile staff.
[close] 3,760,131 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 24,054,734 hostile staff.
[close] 14,193,248 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 5,176,068 hostile staff.
[raised] 3,583,447 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 13,194,011 allied Marine attacked, killing 6,083,224 hostile staff.
[close] 8,963,078 allied HQ Attack Dog attacked, killing 8,607,717 hostile staff.
[close] 709,719 allied Heavy Thug attacked, killing 567,339 hostile staff.
[close] 14,314,284 allied Jeep attacked, killing 2,932,461 hostile staff.
[close] 2,280,242 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 1,713,391 hostile staff.
[close] 32,964,453 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 115,770,537 hostile staff.
[close] 363,395 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 303,210 hostile staff.
[close] 4,212,124 allied HQ Private attacked, killing 1,879,202 hostile staff.
[close] 825,781 allied Private attacked, killing 254,127 hostile staff.
[close] 97,654 hostile Private attacked, killing 25,630 allied staff.
[close] 2,518,436 allied Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 493,298 hostile staff.
[close] 953,025 allied HQ Officer attacked, killing 736,894 hostile staff.
[close] 295,758 allied Officer attacked, killing 106,780 hostile staff.
[close] 745,884 allied HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 6,604,565 hostile staff.
[close] 1 hostile Seed Thief stole 94 stored seeds. [6] tree. [25] bush. [19] flower. [44] grass.
Distracted: 717,986,754 [£5,270,664,621,700] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 59,270,718 [£488,011,660,400] enemies disabled.
Died: 931,221,614 [£17,942,815,150,400] enemies dead. 106,358,925 [£5,372,369,103,500] friendlies dead.
Converted: 6,988,664 [£204,988,246,000] enemies converted.
You gained 2,401,641 effectiveness.
You will soon be receiving £282,572,081,575 insurance.