P units in battles

[willymchilybily]

Dragons battle reports get a nice little description when they attack. Something like xxxxxxx allied dragons breathed fire and melted xxxxxxx hostile staff. And don't cybernetic trex squish staff. Lol awesome

Can we get this for other p.units.its the little features I still find charming about the game. And wish my punit did something cool. Feel free to suggest the wording you would like to see.

Tl,vamps,sa, hypno,recruitment officers,marines, f117 puppets. Would be nice to see them all be a bit special.

 

[edd]

XXXXXXX Allied Secret Agents emptied their Walther PPK's (aggressively protecting her majesty The Queen)/killing XXXXXX hostile staff.

XXXXXXX Allied Terrorist Leaders triggered WMD's annihilating XXXXXXX hostile staff.

XXXXXXX Allied Hypnotists said "look into my eyes look into my eyes, the eyes the eyes, no not around the eyes don't look around the eyes. You're under" mesmerising XXXXXX Hostile staff

XXXXXX Allied Recruitment Officers gave inspirational speeches swaying XXXXXX hostile staff

XXXXXX Allied Vampires sucked the life out of XXXXXX hostile staff

XXXXXX Allied F-117 unleashed a barrage of missiles, decimating XXXXXX hostile staff

though the vamps can kill robos so i guess that one doesn't really work.

 

[Benneh]

Have them change to fit what it's battling

 

[LuckySports]

"Ripped to Pieces" aught to work

 

['Tiger']

XXXXXXX Allied Hypnotists said "look into my eyes look into my eyes, the eyes the eyes, no not around the eyes don't look around the eyes. You're under" mesmerising XXXXXX Hostile staff

This bit should be in there without doubt. Made me laugh, as it fits perfectly where its from

 

[willymchilybily]

XXXXXXX Allied Hypnotists said "look into my eyes look into my eyes, the eyes the eyes, no not around the eyes don't look around the eyes. You're under" mesmerising XXXXXX Hostile staff

This bit should be in there without doubt. Made me laugh, as it fits perfectly where its from

Yeah i liked this one too....Shame it may infringe copyright?

 

['Tiger']

But its worth to test it dont you think?

Doubt anyone would give a ****

 

[edd]

That one was a joke btw ;p it would be something more like "XXXXXX Allied Hypnotists swung their pendulums mesmerising XXXXXX hostile stafff"

 

['Tiger']

No, not anymore is it a joke...

IT SHALL BE USED!

 

[Garrett2]

XXXXXX Allied Vampires sucked the life out of XXXXXX hostile staff

though the vamps can kill robos so i guess that one doesn't really work.

simply have 'XXXXX allied vampires smash their enemies with preternatural strength, destroying xxxxxxx hostile staff'

or you can go twilight since you youngins are ... 'awesome' like that.

xxxxx allied twihards glittered making xxxx hostile staff fabulous!

 

[Mysterious]

XXXXXX Allied Vampires sucked the life out of XXXXXX hostile staff

though the vamps can kill robos so i guess that one doesn't really work.

simply have 'XXXXX allied vampires smash their enemies with preternatural strength, destroying xxxxxxx hostile staff'

or you can go twilight since you youngins are ... 'awesome' like that.

xxxxx allied twihards glittered making xxxx hostile staff fabulous!

Lolololol. I vote for the latter. Hells yeah.

 

[Alcibiades]

XXXXXX Allied Vampires sucked the life out of XXXXXX hostile staff

though the vamps can kill robos so i guess that one doesn't really work.

simply have 'XXXXX allied vampires smash their enemies with preternatural strength, destroying xxxxxxx hostile staff'

or you can go twilight since you youngins are ... 'awesome' like that.

xxxxx allied twihards glittered making xxxx hostile staff fabulous!

Lolololol. I vote for the latter. Hells yeah.

Garrett breaks the lolometer. Hilarious.

 

[edd]

XXXXXX Allied Vampires sucked the life out of XXXXXX hostile staff

though the vamps can kill robos so i guess that one doesn't really work.

simply have 'XXXXX allied vampires smash their enemies with preternatural strength, destroying xxxxxxx hostile staff'

or you can go twilight since you youngins are ... 'awesome' like that.

xxxxx allied twihards glittered making xxxx hostile staff fabulous!

Brilliant

 

[willymchilybily]

XXXXXX Allied Vampires sucked the life out of XXXXXX hostile staff

though the vamps can kill robos so i guess that one doesn't really work.

simply have 'XXXXX allied vampires smash their enemies with preternatural strength, destroying xxxxxxx hostile staff'

or you can go twilight since you youngins are ... 'awesome' like that.

xxxxx allied twihards glittered making xxxx hostile staff fabulous!

Smashed. Br are always in past tense.

 

[Garrett2]

 

[timtadams]

just P-units?

XXXX Apprentice accidently exploded XXXX hostile staff.
XXXX Armoured car drove over, crushing XXXX hostile staff.
XXXX Attack dog attacked and mauled XXXX hostile staff.
XXXX Biker rode by, shooting XXXX hostile staff.
XXXX Crazed Droid disembowled XXXX hostile staff.
XXXX Cybernetic Warrior fired their plasma rifles, annihilating XXXX hostile staff.

 

[edd]

Isn't that cw one what biomech warriors do?

 

[timtadams]

Yeah, i think its pretty similar, i just noted that CWs apparently use plasma rifles from the unit description. My apologies.