Limerick Time

[Walking_Death]

A limerick has five lines.
It's short, amusing, and rhymes.
The scheme is AABBA,
Haikus are getting quite gay.
Now lets get with the times.

 

[Alcibiades]

There once was a man from Nantucket
With a dick so long he could suck it
With a big grin
He stuffed it all in,
And now with his throat he can f uck it.

 

[Souls]

Limericks are pretty f ucking lame,
They really need to get in the game.
They're all about men from Nantucket
Who can chuck it and suck it and f uck it,
And they're rather uncool, all the same.

 

[Alcibiades]

There was a young madman named Souls
With a lovely array of clay bowls.
He never used 'em,
One day he abused 'em,
And now he's a sextoy for trolls.

 

[tobapopalos]

A limerick has five lines.
It's short, amusing, and rhymes.
The scheme is AABBA,
Haikus are getting quite gay.
Now lets get with the times.

That isn't a limerick.

 

[Darryl]

A limerick has five lines.
It's short, amusing, and rhymes.
The scheme is AABBA,
Haikus are getting quite gay.
Now lets get with the times.

That isn't a limerick.

Stop ruining lives, Toby!

 

[Dimitar]

"Limerick (pronounced /ˈlɪmrɪk/; Irish: Luimneach [ˈl̪imʲɨnʲəx])[3] is the fourth largest city in the Republic of Ireland"

that's a limerick

 

[Hobbezak]

The standard form of a limerick is a stanza of five lines, with the first, second and fifth usually rhyming with one another and having three feet of three syllables each; and the shorter third and fourth lines also rhyming with each other, but having only two feet of three syllables. The defining "foot" of a limerick's meter is usually the anapaest, (ta-ta-TUM), but limericks can also be considered amphibrachic (ta-TUM-ta).

I demand correct use of the amount of syllables!

 

[Alvestein]

this is why haikus rule.

 

[Souls]

Hiuey is correct
For once in his mundane life
O, let us rejoice!

 

[Hobbezak]

On forums there was this yellow git
who whined about limericks a bit
haikus suck very hard
poetry for retard
oh hiuey is such a silly kid


Have to say it's surprising how distinguishing syllables is easier in dutch than in english :/

 

[CFalcon]

There was a Helper called Souls
Who had a big pile of gold
Then along came CF
With a minimum of eff
Away with the gold he stole.

 

[Dimitar]

Poetry is gay
Limericks are kinda good
While haikus do fail.

 

[Alcibiades]

In that big pile of Jews
There's not one that can write me haikus
That simply won't pass
So I guess we'll use gas
And then we can go on a cruise.

 

[Hobbezak]

Captain Falcon was a man of sin
The lousy git was born in a bin
he's such a sly dog
surrounded by fog
Yup, this poem is so full of win.

 

[tobapopalos]

Hobbezak was attacked by the bird
The bird which is also the word
He did not know
His knowledge was low
And now he is covered with turd

 

[Walking_Death]

There once was a Limericks thread
That made Jewish haikus dead.
Some began to whine,
So Hugo slapped them in line,
And broke a spammer's head.