Happy Birthday, Dimitar

[tobapopalos]

Dimitar is life
A never-ending cycle
Of joy and wonder

There once was a man from Yambol
Who occasionally liked a good gamble
He'd pull down his pants
Coat his penis with ants
Then beat them to death with a sandal

 

[lillie]

So..........

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday.

any better ?

Happy Birthday Dimitar x

 

[Alcibiades]

Happy birthday Dimitard!

 

[Max]

Dimitar was lonely one day,
So bushtarion he did play,
He bashed and he waved,
His honour was shaved,
He'll make a bush tyrant one day!

 

[TehPantz]

Happy birthday Dimitar! If you were banned from broodwar, I would unban you for this special occasion

 

[Dimitar]

Thanks, gays

 

[Twigley]

Faggot

 

[timtadams]

Faggot

troll

gtfo

/yeah i know jokes

Happy bday again

 

[Dimitar]

Faggot

 

[Iamsmart]

Happy birthday Dimitar!

Your present is an invitation to #Broodwar with a promise not to ban you

\o/

Use it well!

 

[MattM]

Happy birthday, Dimitar.

 

[lillie]

Did you know 147,868 people died on your birthday

Happy 21st birthday Dimitar have fun <3

 

[Garrett2]

there is way more sperm than that in one load. more like millions died due to dimitar's self... party.

happy birfdey

 

[Yochoko]

happy birthday, dimitrina homo minitar!!

(i like how we just reuse the old birthday thread! XD)

 

[Benneh]

Happy belated birthday

 

[Dimitar]

danke