Epic Fail.

[marvin]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8368552.stm

A man suspected of attempting to break in to a supermarket in a Portuguese town became stuck with his trousers down for 11 hours.

The alleged thief was trapped halfway through a small window in the supermarket in Almancil and as he tried to free himself his trousers fell off.

I'd love to know what the woman is thinking as she holds up those two fingers in a provocative fashion. (Watch video to understand).

 

[CrimsonFury88]

WOMAN: "If I stick them up the dirt-track, he'll try to escape, and perhaps he'll pull himself through to the other side"

MAN: "But he poops from there!"

WOMAN: "Not right now he don't."