Weightloss

Hobbezak

Garden Designer
Joined
Dec 14, 2007
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894
Location
Antwerp, Belgium
Gentlemen, here is your guide to weightloss
CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX!

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:

With her consent
12 Calories

Without her consent
2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:

With both hands
8 Calories

With one hand
12 Calories

With your teeth
485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:

With an erection
6 Calories

Without an erection
3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:

Missionary
12 Calories

69 lying down
78 Calories

69 standing up
812 Calories

Wheelbarrow
216 Calories

Doggy Style
326 Calories

Italian chandelier
2,912 Calories

ORGASMS:

Real
112 Calories

Fake
1,315 Calories

POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging
18 Calories

Getting up immediately
36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately
816 Calories

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:

Calmly..
32 Calories

In a hurry
98 Calories

With her father knocking at the door
5,218 Calories

With your wife knocking at the door
13,521 Calories


There is a lot of sadness in the world

Right now, as you read this,

69 Million males are having SEX!


And you are on the computer!!!
 
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