Sexy Grannies - I declare war | R30

[darkmane]

That's right. Bring it on.

There is no reason I'm declaring war.... but boy is it fun. This is more of me just showing off battle reports The ones I am attacking are all SG.... the ones attacking me are all of TBA.

By the way - I only included battle reports with 250 billion in value killed.... only battle reports where I had lethals present.


[range] 41,562,931 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 21,298,284 hostile staff.
[range] 10,367,303 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 6,451,457 allied staff.
[range] 225,938,284 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 480,732,894 hostile staff.
[range] 127,141,625 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 100,167,990 hostile staff.

Stunned: 21,298,284 [£1,145,090,415,500] enemies stunned.
Died: 6,451,457 [£301,985,019,500] friendlies dead. 580,900,884 [£9,739,346,243,000] enemies dead.

You gained 557,413 effectiveness.
You earned £159,799,671,380 bounty.


[close] 30,000,000 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 121,469,489 allied staff.
[range] 151,111,111 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 91,249,144 allied staff.
[range] 37,392,831 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 38,883,762 hostile staff.
[range] 24,105,675 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 6,516,722 allied staff.
[r/m] 187,951,100 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 860,915,808 hostile staff.
[m/c] 12,121,074 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 39,071,537 hostile staff.
[close] 14,977,566 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 4,714,786 allied staff.
[r/c] 124,197,185 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 376,059,975 hostile staff.
[close] 1,814,579 hostile Marine attacked, killing 976,417 allied staff.
[range] 263,893 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 1,176,210 allied staff.
[close] 838,619 hostile Seed Thief stole 25,077,731 stored seeds. [1,973,704] tree. [6,000,536] bush. [4,810,496] flower. [12,292,995] grass.
[close] 856,861 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 2,216 land. [545] tree. [1,185] bush. [244] flower. [242] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Stunned: 38,883,762 [£2,066,780,399,000] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 126,184,275 [£2,025,137,131,200] friendlies distracted.
Died: 1,276,047,320 [£15,792,144,044,300] enemies dead. 99,918,493 [£4,805,943,350,000] friendlies dead.

You gained 26,109,692 effectiveness.
You will soon be receiving £1,682,080,172,500 insurance.


[close] 214,618,576 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 275,247,254 allied staff.
[close] 11,180,599 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 782,992 hostile staff.
[close] 128,583,037 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 36,596,117 allied staff.
[close] 102,825,506 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 30,582,147 hostile staff.

Distracted: 311,843,371 [£12,345,193,169,000] friendlies distracted.
Died: 31,365,139 [£2,066,272,066,000] enemies dead.

You gained 3,139,685 effectiveness.
You earned £74,358,410,936 bounty.


[range] 1,000,000 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 1,505,092 allied staff.
[range] 8,701,333 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 87,974,816 hostile staff.

Died: 87,974,816 [£290,833,610,400] enemies dead. 1,505,092 [£31,484,591,900] friendlies dead.

You gained 206,102 effectiveness.
You will soon be receiving £9,977,148,475 insurance.


[middle] 246,946,442 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 307,885,614 allied staff.
[middle] 13,887,324 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 120,983 hostile staff.
[middle] 14,678,148 allied Witch attacked, killing 180,041 hostile staff.
[middle] 87,681,428 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 40,948,409 hostile staff.
[middle] 10,403,698 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 674,170 hostile staff.
[middle] 128,751,228 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 34,849,271 allied staff.
[middle] 199,256 hostile HQ Humvee attacked, killing 152,472 allied staff.
[middle] 140,560 hostile HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 1,438,512 allied staff.

Stunned: 120,983 [£182,781,536,000] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 342,734,885 [£13,574,163,965,500] friendlies distracted.
Died: 1,590,984 [£89,307,673,500] friendlies dead. 41,802,620 [£2,045,136,671,000] enemies dead.

You gained 3,214,765 effectiveness.
You earned £100,761,668,578 bounty.


[range] 100,000,069 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 150,774,873 allied staff.
[range] 38,333,333 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 41,170,445 allied staff.
[range] 34,440,618 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 39,594,929 hostile staff.
[range] 5,195,067 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 1,462,733 allied staff.
[range] 202,330,021 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 98,725,736 hostile staff.
[range] 98,985,856 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 28,692,939 allied staff.
[range] 123,810,841 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 69,360,639 hostile staff.
[range] 408,463 hostile HQ Humvee attacked, killing 318,909 allied staff.
[range] 231,537 hostile HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 2,540,883 allied staff.

Stunned: 39,594,929 [£2,370,828,265,000] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 179,467,812 [£6,391,543,497,000] friendlies distracted.
Died: 45,492,970 [£2,305,843,647,000] friendlies dead. 168,086,375 [£8,349,882,350,500] enemies dead.

You gained 13,040,099 effectiveness.
You earned £621,761,549,344 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £757,584,744,175 insurance.

 

[IceOfFire]

Hahahaha.

Nice work! Keep it up

 

[pinpower]

Fair play to him he's done alot of damage.
BUT, we've done at least 6tril damage to him that he hasnt shown up there.

Like i said on IRC, if you are going to paste BRs...paste them all!
Good luck!!!
x

 

[darkmane]

[range] 1,135,714,285 allied SAS completely totally and utterly killed 1,237,278,808 hostile staff.
[range] 122,954,865 allied Riot Police used tear gas and electrified batons, stunning 30,603,454 hostile staff.
[range] 18,434,707 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 5,715,558 allied staff.
[range] 40,765,571 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 4,521,294 hostile staff.
[range] 258,726,195 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 85,617,006 hostile staff.
[range] 92,907,862 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 54,838,039 allied staff.
[range] 123,717,338 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 44,534,463 hostile staff.
[range] 831,941 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 2,197,430 allied staff.

Stunned: 35,124,748 [£2,275,565,520,000] enemies stunned.
Died: 1,367,430,277 [£37,534,914,693,600] enemies dead. 62,751,027 [£2,205,557,785,700] friendlies dead.

You gained 16,050,488 effectiveness.
You will soon be receiving £398,528,478,250 insurance.



[middle] 1,105,810,338 allied SAS completely totally and utterly killed 70,958,611 hostile staff.

Died: 70,958,611 [£7,523,140,860,000] enemies dead.



I acknowledged that I didn't post battle reports less than 100 billion OR ones I didn't send lethals at.... I wasn't trying to hide it

 

[LAFiN]

Hahah! FeR is a noob!

Also like to note that Darkmane has been landraped from 32.6k acres down to ~6k.

Good damages though, has been fun

 

[IceOfFire]

FeR = Naab

 

[DarkSider]

2 months of no action to suicide with a couple days left :$

 

[f0xx]

Gutted.

 

[darkmane]

Well... I've had no action for like two weeks... before that I did have some targets.

I've had fun throughout this round... I've been thinking about doing this for three weeks and... it sounded fun.

Two weeks ago I just about did it when only one other person was online.

I was busy last week... this weekend the opportunity presented itself again (one active person online) so I decided to give it ago.


I didn't intend to keep my land or I would have snuck into sleep mode w/o attacking. I didn't intend to make it until the end of the round. I just wanted to have some fun... I did and still am!

 

[LAFiN]

[range] 14,696 allied F-117 attacked, killing 29,510 hostile staff.
[range] 20,000,000 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 21,003,268 hostile staff.
[range] 35,922,856 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 42,800,335 allied staff.
[range] 104,721,053 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 105,170,990 hostile staff.
[range] 164,724,120 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 145,540,165 allied staff.
[range] 99,223,222 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 47,474,531 allied staff.

Stunned: 21,003,268 enemies stunned. 42,800,335 friendlies stunned.
Died: 105,200,500 enemies dead. 193,014,696 friendlies dead.

Died: 105,200,500 [£4,994,647,390,000] enemies dead. 193,014,696 [£6,930,513,352,000] friendlies dead.

 

[Tombi]

way to go brevity... not! you missed a free tick on a pom, what a douche

 

[darkmane]

my "free tick on a pom" was a fake mob.... what i think is really funny is that biddez sent out 30 million rangers and leeroy sent a tick early on defense. bye bye sorcerers!

that battle report was definitely my worst. 3:2 ratio! i guess that happens when you attack your own route.

 

[LAFiN]

Leeroy should have been smart and recalled, like I suggested he do, but I guess 45 seconds wasn't enough time for him to read the message and recall. Ahh well, win some, lose more

 

[darkmane]

[range] 69 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 381 allied staff.
[range] 52,605,571 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 404,781,306 hostile staff.
[range] 90,666,492 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 66,084,394 allied staff.
[range] 23,244,524 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 28,016,806 hostile staff.
[range] 142,791,984 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 41,193,524 allied staff.
[range] 174,117,491 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 1,079,051,273 hostile staff.
[range] 4,042,694 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 981,258 hostile staff.
[range] 98,456,935 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 220,199,414 allied staff.
[range] 40,053,007 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 89,138,375 hostile staff.

Stunned: 28,016,806 [£1,667,146,049,500] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 381 [£4,858,100] friendlies distracted. 405,762,564 [£3,294,606,608,600] enemies distracted.
Died: 327,477,332 [£14,947,556,219,400] friendlies dead. 1,168,189,648 [£9,205,403,065,200] enemies dead.

You gained 15,789,138 effectiveness.
You earned £734,565,721,394 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £5,020,663,624,550 insurance.


EDIT: I concede

 

[LAFiN]

Clearly you haven't conceded:

Died: 68,976,158 [£2,482,253,298,000] enemies dead. 381,516,274 [£1,194,247,608,900] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 3,264,832 [£117,748,684,000] enemies bribed.

 

[Steve_God]

Note to self and to others - Darkmane isn't a reliable trustworthy ally player.


If you're going to declare war on us and make our lives hell, then fair enough, but to join us mid-round, score-queen yourself up to a high score, and THEN leave and attack us? Well I won't be recommending you anymore...

 

[Steve_God]

Us defending:
Died: 73,568,828 [£2,624,306,076,500] enemies dead. 5,659,896 [£218,424,576,000] friendlies dead.

 

[timtadams]

lol, totally awesome Darkmane

i saw those BRs and was like: thats a solo pawning SG?! Ofc i realised you had left, but you still pawned

I cant believe only one person has had the balls to do it, rather then hide behind the 'i dont backstab friends, and anyway, theres no point' crap. lol, seriously? *cough*scorequeens*cough*

lol, i would relish the idea of backstabbing my friends. The whole game (minus the nooblock) would love you. And any 'real' friends would forgive you and laugh about it. I would.

 

[Steve_God]

If he was one of the original members from the start, and wanted to leave earlier in the round after not realising that we would be working as a group, then fair enough.

But instead, he joined us mid-round, knowing full well that he was joining into:

Thu 8th Sep, year 2. Evening Member Joined 08th Mar 22:02
Darkmane [ID] has been accepted into the alliance by X [X]

 

[timtadams]

Note to self and to others - Darkmane isn't a reliable trustworthy ally player.


If you're going to declare war on us and make our lives hell, then fair enough, but to join us mid-round, score-queen yourself up to a high score, and THEN leave and attack us? Well I won't be recommending you anymore...

Only if youre in a nooblock!

Dont be sore Steve_God. He has actually given you guys a bit of action, i thought the round was boring? Why the hard feelings? Did he kill a heap of your troops?