Bushtarion IRC quotes

[Twigley]

Re: Bushtarion IRC quotes

<Minifreak> Im on my iphone so might connect in and out abit
<Minifreak> Were doing 85mph atm
<+TwigSider>
<+TwigSider> Who is we?
* Minifreak (~mobile@82.132.136.207) Quit (Read error: EOF from client)
<Terrakan> lmao
<@Markb> We'll never know

 

[Terrakan]

Re: Bushtarion IRC quotes

[ 00:15 ] < Dasima > our teacher calls our homework "Fun work" or "Home fun" or "Pleasure time"
[ 00:15 ] < Grey > If our teachers called 'work' anything like that they'd get arrested faster than you can say schoolboy
[ 00:15 ] < Terra|Ecstatic > Dasima has lots of pleasure time
[ 00:15 ] < Dasima > usually
[ 00:15 ] < Dasima > when i come home
[ 00:15 ] < Terra|Ecstatic > lmao
[ 00:15 ] < Dasima > it's like 5 hours
[ 00:15 ] < Terra|Ecstatic > Dasima thats just funny
[ 00:15 ] < Dasima > i don't get done until like 9 pm usually
[ 00:15 ] < Dasima > today i'm lucky
[ 00:16 ] < Terra|Ecstatic > LMAO
[ 00:16 ] < Dasima > i'm done at 6
[ 00:16 ] < Terra|Ecstatic > ROFLMAO
[ 00:16 ] < Ogluk > right first some pleasure time then off to bed i guess....
[ 00:16 ] < Dasima > haha
[ 00:16 ] < Terra|Ecstatic > lol
[ 00:16 ] < Ogluk >
[ 00:16 ] * < Terra|Ecstatic > puts that on IRC qoutes
[ 00:16 ] < Dasima > terra what did you mean by fun time????
[ 00:16 ] < Ogluk > lol
[ 00:17 ] < Dasima > did you mean sex?
[ 00:17 ] < Dasima > cause i don't have sex

Dasima you really do crack me up

 

[Alcibiades]

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[13:36:38] <mastah-> i own him already
[13:36:47] <Elle> lol
[13:37:34] <Dennis> i thought AzLev ownd me :<
[13:37:35] <Elle> Well
[13:37:35] <Elle> if AzLev owns you, and I own AzLev
[13:37:35] <Elle> that means I own you
[13:37:35] <Dennis> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[13:37:35] * Dennis suicides
[13:37:55] <Elle> My work here is done. ^^

 

[Alcibiades]

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[15:53:22] <son> wow even 5 min ticks are annoying >.<
[15:53:35] <son> it shud be 2 min ticks ffs
[15:53:43] <son> THEY TAKE FOREVER!
[15:53:54] <Gooner> by my calculations they take 5 minutes

 

[rooney]

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[21:44] <Gooner> im 9.5 stone
[21:44] <Kelsey> But im 6ft 4
[21:44] * rooney high fives Ogluk
[21:44] <Kelsey> So im skinny as f**k
[21:44] * Ogluk high fives rooney!
[21:44] <DirtyWord> 110 pound? How old are you?
[21:44] <Yang|CW> I weigh about 160Kg
[21:44] <Gooner> =[ I have high five?
[21:44] * Ogluk is 6ft...
[21:45] <Gooner> 6'2 =]
[21:45] <rooney> no you support arsenal
[21:45] <Gooner> Kelsey is one lanky mo fo
[21:45] <Ogluk> im built like a stick
[21:45] <Kelsey> ive got an extra 4 inches on you ogluk
[21:48] <Forwyn> kelsey, i'm just 5'10...but i've got 4 inches on you ;D

 

[rooney]

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[22:04] <Asmo|Beep> the guy nameless just pulled

 

[Souls]

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(14:27:01) (Yang|CW) retake AS maths
(14:27:03) (Yang|CW) everyone does
(14:27:04) (Ogluk) kinda need maths to do physics at uni
(14:27:08) (rooney|afk) nah ill suck someones dick or something lol
(14:27:17) (Ogluk) i got a D in physics and a B in maths
(14:27:25) (Ogluk) the maths was why i got in
(14:27:27) (rooney|afk) thats so ending up in irc quotes isnt it...

 

[TheNamelessWonder]

Re: Bushtarion IRC quotes

Am I a tool for quoting myself? Of course. But I quite like this bit...


<@Nameless> you see, if i was a wizard, i wouldnt be the one who turns into a bird and flies through the window into the king's bedroom, to lay in wait and kill him when he comes in
<@Blockatiel> you'd be the one throwing massive fireballs
<@Nameless> i would come in shooting fireballs out of my ass and blow the gates off the hinges
<@Nameless> and leave a trail of burnt bodies behind me
<@Nameless> and not even be too bothered that the king got away
<@Blockatiel> rofl
<@Nameless> because now i have a castle, which needs a little repair, but is still quite nice

 

[rooney]

Re: Bushtarion IRC quotes

thanks you souls...

 

[TheNamelessWonder]

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<Davis> Psh, i'll put up my porno of me and my dog, if you put you'rs up

 

[pinpower]

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<pin|prank> this convo, definately sounds like hte kind of thing that should be in the ally pic
<pin|prank> i reckon i could draw a pretty good pick of silence taking me up the wrongen, with a reach around...
<S1l3nce> :O
<pin|prank> okay, that last comment actually made me dissapointed in myself
<pin|prank> im going to leave...
pin|prank (~pinpower@host81-157-140-27.range81-157.btcentralplus.com) has left #incomprehendable (<Garrett> he went to bed... damn i just got here with the bucket of dicks)



partially posted for garretts comment in my quit message...lol

 

[Alcibiades]

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[02:44:02] <Skitles> chocolate skittles sux
[02:44:08] <Nameless> um
[02:44:12] <Nameless> arent those m & m's
[02:44:16] <Alcibiades> pwned

 

[Asmodeous]

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[20:15] <@Alcibiades> my non-sleeping finally caught up with me today
[20:15] <@Alcibiades> 15 hours straight of sleep!
[20:15] <@Alcibiades> OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!
[20:18] <@Asmo|Beep> LIES!
[20:18] <@Asmo|Beep> [19:32] * @Asmo|Beep heard Alci was arrested for sexually assaulting a Muskox
[20:19] <@Alcibiades> lies
[20:19] <@Asmo|Beep> I also just heard said muskox is now pregnant
[20:19] <@Alcibiades> he couldn't possibly be pregnant..

 

[Alcibiades]

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The Truth just simply cannot be contained....

 

[Alcibiades]

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[14:21:02] <Kelsey_> I just hang naked in my room
[14:21:04] <Kelsey_> most of the time
[14:21:05] <Alcibiades> in summer i'm never in more than boxers/tshirt
[14:21:05] <Soulsy> lucky
[14:21:06] <Alcibiades> lol
[14:21:10] <Alcibiades> i dunno
[14:21:15] <Alcibiades> not a big fan of naked ass on leather
[14:21:18] <Alcibiades> especially if it's mine
[14:21:22] <Soulsy> lmfao
[14:21:28] <Kelsey_> i love it
[14:21:30] <Alcibiades> lol
[14:21:33] <Kelsey_> when you sit on leather
[14:21:34] <Kelsey_> and you peel off
[14:21:36] <Kelsey_> like a sticker

Kelsey ftw.

 

[Souls]

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(17:11:24) (@Charlie_B) there are goats at the top of my road with 5FIVE horns
(17:11:40) (@Charlie_B) well, to tell the truth
(17:11:48) (@Alcibiades) why do they have 55 horns?
(17:11:49) (@Charlie_B) they're at the top of the road which is at the top of my road
(17:11:50) (@Charlie_B) but TSILL
(17:11:55) (@Charlie_B) they have five horns
(17:11:58) (@Charlie_B) the 5 was for emphasis
(17:11:58) (@Alcibiades) oh
(17:12:04) (@Charlie_B) EMPHASIS
(17:12:18) (@Alcibiades) are you sure you just aren't upside down and getting the legs and penis mixed up Charlie_B?
(17:12:29) (Ogluk) LOL!
(17:12:30) (Flip) ..
(17:12:30) (@Charlie_B) i dont think goats have five penises

 

[Alcibiades]

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[21:16:10] <Alcibiades> foiled again
[21:16:22] <Souls> that's what my leftovers said when i put them in the fridge
[21:16:25] <Alcibiades> oh snap

 

[Saints]

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[21:16:10] <Alcibiades> foiled again
[21:16:22] <Souls> that's what my leftovers said when i put them in the fridge
[21:16:25] <Alcibiades> oh snap

hahaha who in the hell thinks of that lmao

 

[Souls]

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(14:56:08) (Cheese) What does byob stand for?
(14:56:10) (@Alcibiades) [18:57:12] <Cheese> Lame Byob pooftas<-- tis true
(14:56:12) (@Alcibiades) ;P
(14:56:15) (@Alcibiades) bring your own boobs
(14:56:18) (@Alcibiades) because they already have pussies

 

[Alvestein]

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[21:16:10] <Alcibiades> foiled again
[21:16:22] <Souls> that's what my leftovers said when i put them in the fridge
[21:16:25] <Alcibiades> oh snap

tis the best kind of humour tbh, you know why? cos you imagine the leftovers saying it in a really annoyed way!