Join SaveAzzer!!!

[timtadams]

To all players far and wide!

Our leader is facing annihilation, his very existence hanging precariously over the edge of the precipice of death and destruction! Will you stand and watch as our leader... our beacon... our light in this dark world of mysticism and evil...is slowly and painfully skewered by the masses of evil that unit against him?!

Without him there is no Bush, ergo, you are nothing...your very existence in this world depends on his survival!

So do not watch as the world around you collapses, pick up your swords and rush to the aid of your leader! Stand by, join me in the final stand! This time Azzer will live! Do not be tricked by the dark forces into joining them, they only seek to end worlds, destroy life, and never rest until all that is left is the endless abyss!

When the time fully comes [ie this havoc] heed the call and join the SaveAzzer alliance so that good may triumph against evil!

 

[Elderveld]

Re: Join SaveAzzer!!!

i will, for the first time go and help azzer! im sure i can stop all of u >

 

[timthetyrant]

Re: Join SaveAzzer!!!

I, Timstarius Maximus of Timtopia, plaedge my alliegance to the almighty Azzer (not that he needs it, i'll probably weigh him down, before dieing myself) as i make my last stand! (cause i dont intend to live through havoc)

DEFENSE UURAAGGHH!!!!

 

[timtadams]

Re: Join SaveAzzer!!!

Thank you, heroes from beyond the horizon (for none others of this land, apart from I, could muster such courage to come against all of evil united) for coming to our aid.

Yet still more are needed to win this ever approaching war! I beseech all of you to raise your hand and be counted! to leave your mark on this world, so that one day, when you are old and the younger generations take your place, you can say that you were there, you were there the day that the forces of evil were defeated! That you helped, that you were part of the greatest day in history! [of round 28]

Come forth and pledge your allegiance to the SaveAzzer alliance! This time it is THEY who perish!

 

[f0xx]

Re: Join SaveAzzer!!!

Fail.

 

[timtadams]

Re: Join SaveAzzer!!!

Ye of little faith, i cast ye back into the pits of nihilism! No plot of mine will come undone by the cunning of the evil which you carry under your cloak of despair! I see what you are trying to do; fill those who may oppose evil with hopelessness, so that they may turn to you, in a desperate bid for some sort of salvation.

Never shall you succeed! They will come, from all corners of the Bush, to fight you and your minions, and see you perish into the abyss from whence you came!

I call upon all those who oppose evil and its creations [such as f0xx ] to unit in The Last Stand! Spread the word, gather your armies, and we shall march against the forces that smother the good of this land!

 

[Terrakan]

Re: Join SaveAzzer!!!

Azzer will die this round

like he died twice last round

and he will continue to die each round in havoc HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

 

[timtadams]

Re: Join SaveAzzer!!!

This is the 'SaveAzzer' thread! Do not poison it with your words any further! Leave now!

You do not realise, armies are gathering, preparing the resistance. You will fall, with f0xx, at the feet of the almighty one, the great all knowing, and awesomely powerful me!...

...oh yeah, and Azzer will be there too.

 

[exalted]

Re: Join SaveAzzer!!!

Azzer will surely die!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

Thus has been written
Thus must be done.

 

[timtadams]

Re: Join SaveAzzer!!!

How dare you do so much as utter the name of the great Azzer!

You will surely pay for your mindless comments

There is a thread already in existence for people like you, it is called 'KillAzzer!' [http://www.bushtarion.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=1984]
And only the lowest forms of life trespass there.

Only the powerful may post comments here, so pack your bags and good day to you

 

[TheNamelessWonder]

Re: Join SaveAzzer!!!

I'll be there

 

[timtadams]

Re: Join SaveAzzer!!!

And you will be remembered o brave friend :hug:

Is there no more willing to come to the aid of Men? Speak up, and let your voices be heard!

 

[timtadams]

Re: Join SaveAzzer!!!

Just in case you didn't know:
Alliance name: "SaveAzzer"
Password: "blueflag"

Now join and repel the evil forces!!!

 

[Bunion]

Re: Join SaveAzzer!!!

:robot: OUR GREAT OVERLORD HAS DEMANDED THAT WE COME TO HIS AID
:robot: I MUST OBEY HIS ORDERS
:robot: OBEY
:robot: OBEY
:robot: OBEY
:robot: OBEY
:robot: OBEY

 

[timthetyrant]

Re: Join SaveAzzer!!!

i'll stil defend him, but i made a big mistake. i wanted to buy 100m money launders but pressed b instead of m and now im broke, lol. do we get any more money?

 

[timtadams]

Re: Join SaveAzzer!!!

Yes you do!!!! Another 500t
And possibly more!!!

 

[timtadams]

Re: Join SaveAzzer!!!

Sun 14th Mar, year 6. Early hours Defending Police HQ of The Government [1]
Battle Report - Defending Police HQ of The Government [1]

[r/m] 36,530,608,079 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 25,091,397,712 hostile staff.
[middle] 286,757,864 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 69,682,237 allied staff.
[range] 14,904,921,372 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 3,650,238,800 allied staff.
[r/m] 770,393,576 allied F-117 attacked, killing 15,206,889,798 hostile staff.
[range] 14,474,291,869 hostile F-117 attacked, killing 57,409,890,129 allied staff.
[r/m] 1,221,958,231 allied Bunker attacked, killing 6,145,199,265 hostile staff.
[r/m] 1,397,188,897 allied Sentry Turret attacked, killing 55,494,322,810 hostile staff.
[range] 488,603,469 hostile Bunker Buster attacked, killing 124,730,803 allied staff.
[middle] 300,913,833 allied Extremist attacked, killing 127,347,520 hostile staff.
[middle] 166,237 hostile Extremist attacked, killing 138,852 allied staff.
[range] 52,797,578 allied EMP Warrior attacked, killing 6,648,852 hostile staff.
[range] 691,396,944 hostile EMP Warrior attacked, killing 107,064,581 allied staff.
[r/m] 430,545,059 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 137,951,737 hostile staff.
[middle] 57,268 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 48,509 allied staff.
[range] 514,496,873 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 415,935,526 allied staff.
[r/m] 1 allied Azzer reprogrammed 56,938 hostile staff.
[middle] 6,924,104,773 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 502,655,149 hostile staff.
[middle] 15,663 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 6,466 allied staff.
[r/m] 511,753,606 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 4,050,492,954 hostile staff.
[range] 965,526,302 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 2,235,184,541 allied staff.
[r/m] 897,110,834 allied Biker attacked, killing 657,581,057 hostile staff.
[r/m] 12,408,458,280 allied Striker attacked, killing 2,735,000,706 hostile staff.
[range] 684,839,582 hostile Striker attacked, killing 146,710,205 allied staff.
[r/m] 221,934,794 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 1,303,838,375 hostile staff.
[r/m] 10,667,609,201 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 55,918,285,672 hostile staff.
[range] 889,302,604 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 2,160,528,590 allied staff.
[range] 10,934,123,063 allied Vampire attacked, killing 53,788,651,875 hostile staff.
[raised] 1,899,419,668 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 389,978,408 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 946,633,121 allied staff.
[raised] 95,008,687 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[r/m] 108,487,122 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 80,391,239 hostile staff.
[r/m] 191,048,139 allied Assassin attacked, killing 202,007,940 hostile staff.
[range] 89,556,565 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 47,031,137 allied staff.
[middle] 336,435,692 allied Witch attacked, killing 26,453 hostile staff.
[r/m] 334,226,932 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 225,602,886 hostile staff.
[r/m] 7,297,284 allied Harrier attacked, killing 14,926,624 hostile staff.
[range] 189,197,514 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 640,756,773 hostile staff.
[range] 222,435,014 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 211,035,095 allied staff.
[r/m] 13,821,289 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 49,657,658 hostile staff.
[r/m] 128,561,383 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 860,393,230 hostile staff.
[r/m] 51,362,196 allied Nutter attacked, disabling 53,658,349 hostile staff.
[r/m] 733,505,825 allied Sniper attacked, killing 4,020,811,953 hostile staff.
[middle] 79,459,239 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 42,206 hostile staff.
[range] 667,849,050 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 725,964,776 hostile staff.
[range] 1,025,604,946 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 548,715,393 allied staff.
[range] 1,274,003,539 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 9,278,045,035 hostile staff.
[range] 469,759,919 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 841,400,696 allied staff.
[range] 172,974,846 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 495,999,182 hostile staff.
[range] 268,344,502 allied Crazed Droid attacked, killing 948,536,750 hostile staff.
[range] 117,789,845 hostile Crazed Droid attacked, killing 304,119,245 allied staff.
[range] 33,931 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 80,079 hostile staff.
[range] 2,666,703,326 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 24,397,918,055 hostile staff.
[range] 226,887,074 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 1,122,780,747 allied staff.
[range] 130,463,623 allied Code Monkey re-programmed 468,381,891 hostile staff.
[range] 22,295,183 allied Rebel attacked, killing 34,069,955 hostile staff.
[range] 345,762,894 allied Ranger attacked, killing 201,228,558 hostile staff.
[range] 43,090,738 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 109,157,740 allied staff.
[range] 84,295,760 allied Ninja attacked, killing 62,023,578 hostile staff.
[range] 18,817,226 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 26,622,539 allied staff.
[range] 23,440,167 allied Automoton attacked, killing 72,121,118 hostile staff.
[range] 455,055,885 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 547,869,161 hostile staff.
[range] 2,989,491,211 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 2,714,011,616 hostile staff.
[range] 240,729,376 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 957,670,876 allied staff.
[range] 40,162,978,088 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 4,184,416,881 hostile staff.
[range] 2,310,592,063 allied Marine attacked, killing 38,552,937 hostile staff.
[range] 114,695,475 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 1,570,208 hostile staff.
[range] 1,004,263,868 allied Jeep attacked, killing 887,996 hostile staff.

Stunned: 80,391,239 [£4,590,281,288,000] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 4,776,537,809 [£43,572,306,662,000] enemies distracted. 2,783,899,934 [£74,950,771,494,600] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 279,261,235 [£3,449,297,515,500] enemies disabled.
Died: 261,697,227,514 [£6,190,317,509,111,400] enemies dead. 68,651,425,894 [£1,552,378,142,645,400] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 4,652,855,710 [£274,290,304,839,900] enemies bribed.
Converted: 1,899,419,668 [£30,390,714,688,000] enemies converted. 95,008,687 [£1,520,138,992,000] friendlies converted.

They have finally started to inflict a little damage :|

 

[timtadams]

Re: Join SaveAzzer!!!

Sun 14th Mar, year 6. Morning Defending Police HQ of The Government [1]
Battle Report - Defending Police HQ of The Government [1]

[r/m] 28,668,859,019 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 9,060,628,868 hostile staff.
[middle] 270,835,110 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 63,338,865 allied staff.
[range] 9,333,163,262 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 2,228,343,347 allied staff.
[r/m] 19,264,184 allied F-117 attacked, killing 115,857,434 hostile staff.
[middle] 4 hostile F-117 attacked, killing 7 allied staff.
[range] 86,865,075,075 hostile F-117 attacked, killing 207,789,214,062 allied staff.
[r/m] 1,086,236,528 allied Bunker attacked, killing 2,670,694,072 hostile staff.
[r/m] 1,291,515,482 allied Sentry Turret attacked, killing 23,020,852,277 hostile staff.
[range] 104,915,507 hostile Bunker Buster attacked, killing 13,915,288 allied staff.
[close] 30,026,501 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 180 hostile staff.
[middle] 220,006,155 allied Extremist attacked, killing 428,190,705 hostile staff.
[close] 9,087,152 allied Spike Trap impaled and killed 1 hostile staff.
[range] 10,583,615 allied EMP Warrior attacked, killing 2,682,649 hostile staff.
[range] 313,406 hostile EMP Warrior attacked, killing 29,016 allied staff.
[r/m] 236,374,797 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 157,710,815 hostile staff.
[middle] 7,978,034 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 2,692,459 allied staff.
[range] 534,188,762 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 173,964,570 allied staff.
[r/m] 1 allied Azzer reprogrammed 11,647 hostile staff.
[middle] 5,384,187,855 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 4,231,545,772 hostile staff.
[r/m] 264,083,404 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 1,447,680,987 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,143,596 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 1,066,846 allied staff.
[range] 383,522,188 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 358,570,815 allied staff.
[r/m] 205,578,531 allied Biker attacked, killing 762,028,842 hostile staff.
[range] 482,433,787 hostile Biker attacked, killing 391,587,479 allied staff.
[r/m] 8,682,466,857 allied Striker attacked, killing 2,763,528,541 hostile staff.
[range] 2,130,221,636 hostile Striker attacked, killing 364,871,329 allied staff.
[r/m] 50,478,642 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 41,850,236 hostile staff.
[range] 35,135,983,061 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 7,272,417,129 allied staff.
[r/m] 6,778,769,351 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 17,557,416,151 hostile staff.
[range] 97,588,089 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 75,126,693 allied staff.
[range] 15,754,903,117 allied Vampire attacked, killing 28,551,557,940 hostile staff.
[raised] 4,603,056,840 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 774,263,644 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 565,844,093 allied staff.
[raised] 74,643,971 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[r/m] 116,923,370 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 241,900,692 hostile staff.
[r/m] 80,343,888 allied Assassin attacked, killing 56,732,948 hostile staff.
[range] 135,731,601,250 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 27,103,562,540 allied staff.
[middle] 200,480,241 allied Witch attacked, killing 1,803,804 hostile staff.
[range] 396,822,896 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 196,789,155 allied staff.
[range] 66,093,756 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 54,296,187 hostile staff.
[range] 478,195,344 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 157,464,418 allied staff.
[range] 237,435 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 152,539 hostile staff.
[range] 82,174,606 hostile Gargoyle attacked, killing 21,719,638 allied staff.
[r/m] 46,315,934 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 63,245,936 hostile staff.
[range] 91,525,047 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 45,471,090 allied staff.
[range] 424,140,583 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 469,246,234 allied staff.
[middle] 987,979 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 71,431 hostile staff.
[r/m] 282,806,212 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 178,305,021 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,185,234 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 747,597 allied staff.
[range] 3,052,744 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 716,881 allied staff.
[r/m] 536,013,021 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 825,530,954 hostile staff.
[range] 483,575,657 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 293,569,871 allied staff.
[r/m] 48,218,740 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 63,285,961 hostile staff.
[range] 462,799,609 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 242,922,176 allied staff.
[range] 9,811,910 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 4,813,395 allied staff.
[middle] 56,773,706 allied Mummy attacked, killing 12,854 hostile staff.
[range] 3,014,632,385 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 13,394,683,416 hostile staff.
[range] 93,656,565 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 182,592,181 allied staff.
[r/m] 56,389,715 allied Code Monkey re-programmed 138,149,444 hostile staff.
[range] 107,051 allied Rebel attacked, killing 40,665 hostile staff.
[range] 422,196,915 hostile Rebel attacked, killing 73,244,881 allied staff.
[range] 117,800,494 allied Ranger attacked, killing 237,679,179 hostile staff.
[range] 471,447,759 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 416,839,126 allied staff.
[r/m] 30,099,488 allied Ninja attacked, killing 38,635,553 hostile staff.
[range] 89,870,591 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 47,959,967 allied staff.
[range] 372,123,993 hostile Automoton attacked, killing 19,307,500 allied staff.
[range] 390,490,812 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 161,428,583 allied staff.
[range] 2,232,702,619 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 6,968,761,038 hostile staff.
[range] 481,280,808 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 690,825,957 allied staff.
[r/m] 8,861,685,933 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 11,637,635,617 hostile staff.
[range] 8,540,116,709 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 4,285,343,765 allied staff.
[r/m] 1,451,161,362 allied Marine attacked, killing 2,286,880,554 hostile staff.
[range] 474,654,545 hostile Marine attacked, killing 244,264,122 allied staff.
[r/m] 31,185,683 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 35,545,673 hostile staff.
[range] 440,294,318 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 186,462,638 allied staff.
[r/m] 950,711,306 allied Jeep attacked, killing 361,513,013 hostile staff.
[range] 496,053,972 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 80,040,029 allied staff.
[r/m] 333,277,433 allied Humvee attacked, killing 104,415,054 hostile staff.
[range] 1,274,727,215 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 175,409,418 allied staff.
[r/m] 129,565,156 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 698,301,170 hostile staff.
[range] 447,179,827 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 997,678,125 allied staff.
[r/m] 195,734,263 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 294,824,571 hostile staff.
[range] 467,865,489 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 298,743,162 allied staff.
[range] 384,736,095 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 136,486,304 allied staff.
[range] 523,262 allied Officer attacked, killing 385,476 hostile staff.
[range] 404,922,167 hostile Officer attacked, killing 121,750,193 allied staff.
[middle] 344,364,951 allied Recruitment Officer recruited 4,249,942 hostile staff.
[range] 79,492,857 hostile Political Briber attacked, bribing 31,475,347 allied staff.
[range] 3,386,663,877 allied Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 5,163,564,789 hostile staff.
[range] 18,499,083,807 hostile Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 10,801,224,875 allied staff.

Stunned: 241,900,692 [£7,764,030,439,500] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 1,625,986,188 [£29,208,401,684,200] enemies distracted. 365,915,534 [£22,966,233,425,700] friendlies distracted.
Died: 114,851,342,279 [£4,967,497,926,069,900] enemies dead. 251,305,121,645 [£9,795,381,439,339,400] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 16,943,611,439 [£490,077,048,229,200] enemies bribed. 15,118,043,987 [£1,029,323,688,040,500] friendlies bribed.
Converted: 4,603,056,840 [£73,648,909,440,000] enemies converted. 74,643,971 [£1,194,303,536,000] friendlies converted.

They have penetrated our defenses! :shock:
Azzer's life stands on the brink!

 

[Steve_God]

Re: Join SaveAzzer!!!

I think you'll find Azzer is now dead

 

[timtadams]

Re: Join SaveAzzer!!!

Sun 14th Mar, year 6. Noon Defending Police HQ of The Government [1]
Battle Report - Defending Police HQ of The Government [1]

[r/m] 33,857,766,874 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 10,559,753,126 hostile staff.
[middle] 8,397,333,952 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 1,874,100,508 allied staff.
[range] 104,942,131 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 22,405,028 allied staff.
[r/m] 1,274,584,225 allied F-117 attacked, killing 6,891,174,863 hostile staff.
[middle] 63,761,471,270 hostile F-117 attacked, killing 94,959,539,525 allied staff.
[r/m] 691,072,479 allied Bunker attacked, killing 1,537,308,827 hostile staff.
[all] 951,645,400 allied Sentry Turret attacked, killing 15,768,997,594 hostile staff.
[range] 15,032,444 hostile Bunker Buster attacked, killing 1,963,939 allied staff.
[middle] 35,907,788 allied Extremist attacked, killing 31,318,079 hostile staff.
[middle] 449,050,738 hostile Extremist attacked, killing 133,632,471 allied staff.
[range] 21,989,431 hostile EMP Warrior attacked, killing 2,316,137 allied staff.
[r/m] 3,380,578 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 3,779,454 hostile staff.
[middle] 465,921,901 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 76,993,045 allied staff.
[range] 22,063,944 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 3,664,491 allied staff.
[r/m] 1 allied Azzer reprogrammed 10,680 hostile staff.
[close] 5 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 3 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,024,245,280 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 1,497,807,481 hostile staff.
[middle] 94,028,329 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 19,041,487 allied staff.
[range] 4 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 18 hostile staff.
[close] 65 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 42 allied staff.
[middle] 365,006,285 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 201,625,867 allied staff.
[range] 138,567,740 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 69,825,812 allied staff.
[middle] 2 allied Biker attacked, killing 4 hostile staff.
[middle] 395,378,333 hostile Biker attacked, killing 35,304,469 allied staff.
[range] 35,626,477 hostile Biker attacked, killing 1 allied staff.
[close] 4 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 2 hostile staff.
[r/m] 6,799,320,871 allied Striker attacked, killing 1,924,952,409 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,964,453,300 hostile Striker attacked, killing 538,567,790 allied staff.
[range] 20,773,524 hostile Striker attacked, killing 5,310,097 allied staff.
[range] 3 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 18 hostile staff.
[middle] 29,737,797,342 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 3,098,260,540 allied staff.
[range] 27,838,435 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 2,730,301 allied staff.
[close] 11,601,019 allied Fanatic attacked, killing 858 hostile staff.
[r/m] 3,379,558,161 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 8,551,769,606 hostile staff.
[middle] 89,558,235 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 43,992,001 allied staff.
[range] 55,321,363 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 26,273,677 allied staff.
[range] 1,519,033,613 allied Vampire attacked, killing 1,657,506,626 hostile staff.
[raised] 110,942,188 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 102,703,491 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 45,196,802 allied staff.
[raised] 7,087,437 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 10,017,941,382 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 5,125,139,587 allied staff.
[r/m] 106,544 allied Assassin attacked, killing 60,313 hostile staff.
[middle] 124,806,123,942 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 17,895,872,575 allied staff.
[range] 23,863,941 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 2,554,810 allied staff.
[middle] 89,560,470 hostile Witch attacked, killing 30,087,673 allied staff.
[range] 18,129,568 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,677,162 allied staff.
[middle] 286,761,010 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 82,807,270 allied staff.
[range] 13,989,916 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 3,972,354 allied staff.
[middle] 434,826,053 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 89,670,152 allied staff.
[range] 62,306,517 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 13,045,997 allied staff.
[middle] 63,361,963 hostile Gargoyle attacked, killing 9,985,652 allied staff.
[range] 11,945,191 hostile Gargoyle attacked, killing 1,848,401 allied staff.
[middle] 82,892,047 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 24,549,662 allied staff.
[range] 26,855,018 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 8,287,400 allied staff.
[range] 3,632,430 hostile Nutter attacked, disabling 167,870 allied staff.
[middle] 353,246,307 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 228,937,564 allied staff.
[range] 20,902,673 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 13,419,620 allied staff.
[middle] 67,638,701 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 10,899,548 allied staff.
[middle] 2,962,070 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 400,937 allied staff.
[range] 19,079,483 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 2,585,092 allied staff.
[r/m] 10,545,604 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 52,877,982 hostile staff.
[middle] 455,119,014 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 162,592,531 allied staff.
[range] 4,150,153 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 1,459,592 allied staff.
[middle] 426,511,954 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 123,332,751 allied staff.
[range] 26,344,602 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 7,680,547 allied staff.
[middle] 9,002,214 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 2,347,054 allied staff.
[range] 43,471,134 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 11,328,015 allied staff.
[middle] 84,886,531 hostile Mummy attacked, killing 11,004,056 allied staff.
[range] 21,493,792 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 22,125,023 allied staff.
[middle] 373,663,032 hostile Rebel attacked, killing 32,676,379 allied staff.
[middle] 445,648,862 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 223,995,577 allied staff.
[range] 24,796,181 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 11,479,563 allied staff.
[middle] 82,730,033 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 22,600,806 allied staff.
[range] 25,320 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 6,984 allied staff.
[middle] 326,295,584 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 71,229,785 allied staff.
[range] 73,929,627 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 15,958,895 allied staff.
[r/m] 156,961,374 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 484,646,445 hostile staff.
[middle] 459,155,915 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 318,430,520 allied staff.
[range] 243,993,197 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 150,802,688 allied staff.
[middle] 8,152,042,138 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 1,843,103,682 allied staff.
[range] 2,165,882,069 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 198,591,943 allied staff.
[middle] 464,897,171 hostile Marine attacked, killing 29,783,690 allied staff.
[range] 21,299,987 hostile Marine attacked, killing 1,379,746 allied staff.
[middle] 417,140,799 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 29,709,399 allied staff.
[range] 24,722,952 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 1,613,310 allied staff.
[middle] 457,084,386 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 11,045,212 allied staff.
[range] 23,889,394 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 580,653 allied staff.
[middle] 1,200,180,590 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 28,506,870 allied staff.
[range] 4,917,816 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 115,257 allied staff.
[middle] 393,740,345 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 85,447,942 allied staff.
[range] 2,061,908 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 390,652 allied staff.
[middle] 456,501,288 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 25,264,171 allied staff.
[range] 16,623,241 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 851,204 allied staff.
[middle] 351,428,245 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 13,174,063 allied staff.
[range] 18,160,035 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 666,500 allied staff.
[middle] 594,582,612 hostile Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 11,190,193 allied staff.
[middle] 64,532,202 hostile Apprentice attacked, killing 2,007,952 allied staff.
[middle] 374,814,374 hostile Officer attacked, killing 12,042,636 allied staff.
[range] 19,344,758 hostile Officer attacked, killing 632,264 allied staff.
[middle] 641,191 hostile Recruitment Officer recruited 75,881 allied staff.
[middle] 17,760,087,296 hostile Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 809,076,452 allied staff.
[middle] 6,329,597 allied Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 296,261,653 hostile staff.
[middle] 5,572,006 hostile Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 6,015,277 allied staff.

Stunned: 5,125,139,587 [£319,090,366,068,000] friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 21 [£46,200] enemies distracted. 288,112,819 [£18,414,781,210,500] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 1,845,032 [£187,377,315,500] friendlies disabled.
Died: 49,258,215,340 [£3,239,868,261,239,700] enemies dead. 120,741,023,675 [£8,421,733,517,205,000] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 10,680 [£306,725,200] enemies bribed. 2,850,847,958 [£379,489,250,865,500] friendlies bribed.
Converted: 110,942,188 [£1,775,075,008,000] enemies converted. 7,087,437 [£113,398,992,000] friendlies converted.

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Why!?