Urgent Facts

[Charlie_B]

Bob Dylan and Richard Nixon are conspiring with Israel to indoctrinate people into the cult of wikipedia. Their weapon of choice? the dreidel. Only Paul Gascoigne stands in the way of the end of the world. Early research has indicated that #bushtarion might in some way be responsible for judaism, by some sort of chaos effect cosmic ripple.

 

[Bunion]

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What's this doing in Spam!?

This is urgent and the world needs to know! Make it an announcement!!

 

[tobapopalos]

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It's all true. We have uncovered evidence of a vast conspiracy dating back to Abraham Lincoln, and believe the hub of this diabolical scheme to be in the Midlands (possibly the Far West Midlands, aka Wales).

Our only hopes are Gary Lincolner, aka Abe Lineker, and Gazza. Combined we must pray that they are a match for Dylan and Nixon (may be going under the alias Jimmy Wales).

Our one chance for salvation lies in their hands. God speed, gentlemen.

 

[Mattheus]

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[Kyle]

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I've assembled a crack pot team of the world's superheroes, in order to combat this global threat.

Feast your eyes gentleman; these people will be your saviours:

 

[pinpower]

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Those *******! I knew it!!!!!!!!!

EVERYBODY THROW BACON AT THEM!!!

x

 

[Twigley]

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#Bushtarion ->

George "Bush" ->
President ->
Lincoln ->

It all makes sense now.

 

[Garrett]

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truly this is a great day for hamsters everywhere.

 

[Cyrus]

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well it all depends how you look at the situation really i mean if you look at it like that, then the human race could probably come to an end but if you look at it like this: :roll: then who knows what might happen?
some might say simple economics....

 

[Steve_God]

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#Bushtarion ->

George "Bush" ->
President ->
Lincoln ->

It all makes sense now.

Lincolnshire ->
Grimsby...

Get the crack pot team of the world's superheroes onto it