The slogan game

Ram

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The purpose of this game is to find slogans and take them out of context by using them as condom slogans. When replying, state the company name + " Condoms - " + slogan. I'll start us off:

Subway Condoms - Eat fresh.
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Applebees Condoms - Eatin' good in the neighborhood.
Gatorade Condoms - When you give everything, Gatorade gives it back.
Target Condoms: Expect more, Pay less.
M&S Condoms - Worth every penny.
 

lavadog

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M&M's Condoms: The milk chocolate that melts in your mouth, not in your hand
Skittles Condoms: Taste the rainbow
Maxwell House Coffee Condoms: Good to the last drop!
Wendy's Condoms- Where's the beef?

lol, some of the ones I could think of off the top of my head
 

Garrett

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Heh, same product 1 real slogan, other internet meme

Pokemon Condoms - Gotta catch em all!

Pokeman Condoms - Let me show you them!
 

Garrett

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haha a few slogans that amused me anyway...


ajax condoms - stronger than dirt!

(has had 2 official slogans)
Alka Seltzer Condoms - I can’t believe I ate the whole thing
Alka Seltzer Condoms - Mama mia, thatsa spicy meatball

Allstate Ins Condoms - You're in good hands with Allstate

(most obvious slogans i guess ;) )
American Express Condoms - Don't leave home without it.
American Express Condoms - Do more.

Anacin Condoms - For fast, fast, fast relief.

Apple Computer Condoms - Think outside the box

AT&T Condoms - Reach out and touch someone

BMW Condoms - The ultimate driving machine.

Bounty Condoms - The quicker picker-upper.

Braniff Airlines Condoms - When you’ve got it, flaunt it.

Brim Decaffeinated Condoms - Fill it to the rim with Brim.

Bristol-Myers Squibb Condoms - Hope, triumph, and the miracle of medicine.
 

Garrett

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too good to pass up

Chesterfield Cigarette Condoms - A silly millimeter longer.

/me waits for Burger King Slogans, Chevy slogans, etc.

like:

Cisco Systems Condoms - Empowering the Internet generation.
 

harriergirl

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McDonald's condoms - I'm Lovin' It
Taco Bell Condoms - run for the border
KFC condoms - finger licking good.
Burger King Condoms - Have it your way

Charmin Condoms - Please don't squeeze the Charmin
 

Garrett

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When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. FedEx condoms
 

harriergirl

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Energizer condoms - takes a licking and keeps on ticking
Papa Johns - Better Ingredients, Better Condoms
Hallmark Condoms - When you care enough to send the very best.
 

Jase

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Nokia Condoms - Connecting People
ITV Condoms - Get Ready
Technobase Condoms - We are one "in a german accent"
 

Jase

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Gatorade Condoms - Is it in you
Coca Cola Condoms- Open Happiness
Kellogs Frosties Condoms - It's Grrreeeaaat!
 

Dark_Angel

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Wendy's Condoms - Where's the beef?

LG Condoms - Life's Good

Microsoft Condoms - Where do you want to go today?

Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very long.

Brut (Aftershave) Condoms - Splash it all over.

Cadbury Cream Egg Condoms - How do you eat yours?

Mississippi Condoms - Feels Like Coming Home
 

Davs

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Volkswagen Condoms - Think Small
Club Med Condoms - The antidote for civilisation
 

Davs

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Courage Tavern Condoms - It's what your right arm's for.
Radio Time Condoms - If it's on, it's in.
 

AndyM

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Pringles condoms - Once you pop you just can't stop...
Mastercard condoms - There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's mastercard condoms.
Loriel condoms - because you're worth it.
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condoms in the world.
Gillette condoms - your most comfortable shave yet.

A lot of mine don't make sense but ah well ^^
 

harriergirl

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Pringles condoms ftw !!!

Budweiser Condoms - Great taste, less filling!
Coors Condoms - Grab the Bullett
Pepsi Condoms - The choice of a generation
Nike Condoms - JUST DO IT !
 
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