Straya declares war on CS

[Coon1]

First blood.

Battle Report - Attacking Sexy Piece of Man Beef
[range] 75,000,000 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 13,552,865 allied staff.
[range] 173,778,819 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 372,516,137 hostile staff.
[range] 1,272 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 858 hostile staff.
[range] 270,632,754 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 17,931,373 hostile staff.
[range] 157,035,627 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 73,372,869 hostile staff.
[range] 10,396,727 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 10,035,819 allied staff.

Died: 23,588,684 [£1,038,019,934,000] friendlies dead. 463,821,237 [£7,466,031,969,700] enemies dead.

You gained 2,263,288 effectiveness.
You gained 54.51 fame.
You lost 69.51 honour.
You earned £133,434,683,208 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £120,056,707,800 insurance.

 

[Coon1]

Big phat zero

Battle Report - Attacking Sexy Piece of Man Beef
[middle] 265,626,784 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 8,784,500 hostile staff.
[middle] 153,743,391 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 1,613,665 hostile staff.

Died: 10,398,165 [£1,143,720,202,200] enemies dead.

You gained 480,362 effectiveness.
You gained 60.89 fame.
You lost 61.46 honour.
You earned £28,076,046,319 bounty.

 

[CK1337]

i fink we headshot him bb

straya 4lyf

 

[Turkey]

i fink we headshot him bb

straya 4lyf

"fink" you lost land buddy. ;p

 

[Coon1]

i fink we headshot him bb

straya 4lyf

"fink" you lost land buddy. ;p

Should have lost it all by now tbh. Im disappointed

 

[CK1337]

i lost land? who gives a **** lol as long as we fux hard bb

lube dat ass of urs ehheeh

 

[Turkey]

i lost land? who gives a **** lol as long as we fux hard bb

lube dat ass of urs ehheeh

Lube!!! I want it dry.

 

[Martin]

Mai lavly PA

 

[Coon1]

Mai lavly PA

O noes bb u ded. Kant haz fuks for wile

 

[CK1337]

Mai lavly PA

oh hai bb sory u ded

ex oh luvu

 

[LuckySports]

If you really want a battle, stop going into sleep at night, you'll each get one.

 

[Coon1]

If you really want a battle, stop going into sleep at night, you'll each get one.

Wo2 bestest idea! Such smart strategeez.

Nubfuk we kan fite on mai time onleh

 

[LuckySports]

You don't fight, you run when the battle is even.

 

[Coon1]

You don't fight, you run when the battle is even.

Plz reed m8, 1 killz so far.

Plz dun be sore kient it sad. Jus enjoy teh game like erryon else.

K?

 

[AnTnEy]

Coon shows me zero love trust me,still annoyed not a single of his golem died defending CK other night!

I was doing a better job killing you lot before these two nubs awoke anyway,I just want to see a level playing field..once you've been killed enough will move on dw

Atleast you can spell better, thanks for that

Fuka u bb hehe

I still love you coon!

 

[AnTnEy]

Coon shows me zero love trust me,still annoyed not a single of his golem died defending CK other night!

I was doing a better job killing you lot before these two nubs awoke anyway,I just want to see a level playing field..once you've been killed enough will move on dw

Atleast you can spell better, thanks for that

Fuka u bb hehe

fuka u 2 bb ex ohz

I still love you too ck!

 

[CK1337]

Coon shows me zero love trust me,still annoyed not a single of his golem died defending CK other night!

I was doing a better job killing you lot before these two nubs awoke anyway,I just want to see a level playing field..once you've been killed enough will move on dw

Atleast you can spell better, thanks for that

Fuka u bb hehe

fuka u 2 bb ex ohz

I still love you too ck!

k

 

[Coon1]

Coon shows me zero love trust me,still annoyed not a single of his golem died defending CK other night!

I was doing a better job killing you lot before these two nubs awoke anyway,I just want to see a level playing field..once you've been killed enough will move on dw

Atleast you can spell better, thanks for that

Fuka u bb hehe

I still love you coon!

Luva u fuka

 

[Coon1]

Moar killz

Battle Report - Attacking Euronub
[close] 4,151,916 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 3,420,035 allied staff.
[close] 66,822,094 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 131,006,605 allied staff.
[close] 45,000,000 hostile Attack Dog attacked, killing 4,682,011 allied staff.
[close] 1,076,391 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 451,657 allied staff.
[close] 100,829,703 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 55,139,763 hostile staff.
[close] 32,422,080 allied Assassin attacked, killing 6,691,748 hostile staff.
[close] 13,289,556 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 226,514 allied staff.
[close] 10,453,922 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 5,886,185 allied staff.
[close] 249,385,788 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 36,544,659 hostile staff.
[close] 112,834 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 17,152 allied staff.
[close] 15 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 5 allied staff.
[close] 48,640,742 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 23,046,586 hostile staff.

Distracted: 140,539,344 [£2,171,005,589,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 17,152 [£842,523,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 5,133,668 [£250,576,889,000] friendlies dead. 121,422,756 [£2,384,650,167,000] enemies dead.

You gained 926,948 effectiveness.
You gained 30.97 fame.
You lost 50.23 honour.
You earned £541,084,713 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £16,439,467,800 insurance.

 

[Coon1]

Dw bbz we gif u a brake fo a few dayz