Round 42 BR's (Remove IDs from BRs)

timthetyrant

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Battle Report - Defending Myself
We mobbed a traffic warden who tried to give us a parking ticket, but that's about all that happened.
 
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tobapopalos

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It says R42 BRs. You are all illiterate, so I shall assist you:

ANYBODY MAY POST HERE.
It does not need to be approved of, honourable, or high-value. It just needs to be a battle report, occurring within round 42. Whether you find interest or abhorration, is your opinion. Doesn't change the fact it resides within the parameters for posting in this thread.
Jesus Christ, use your brains. Have you all eaten too much Christmas pudding or something? Grow up, children.

From now on I'm going to post every single bot BR I come across for the sole reason that they're all acceptable, even if nobody gives a **** whether they're interesting or not.

Nobody cares about a BR where one bigger side beats down a clearly inferior one. It'd be like Man Utd gloating over beating Liverpool.

It doesn't have to be an even numbers BR. Any worthwhile BR would do. A solo hit at 100% with big values, a mass defence against mass incoming with even kills/deaths, a sneaky rush on a bigger alliance, an attack with big bounty gains or honour gains, etc. 3 attackers from the rank 1 alliance hitting one player from the rank 4 alliance and killing him with no defence just isn't interesting or fun, and nobody cares about it, so why even bother posting it?
 

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It says R42 BRs. You are all illiterate, so I shall assist you:

ANYBODY MAY POST HERE.
It does not need to be approved of, honourable, or high-value. It just needs to be a battle report, occurring within round 42. Whether you find interest or abhorration, is your opinion. Doesn't change the fact it resides within the parameters for posting in this thread.
Jesus Christ, use your brains. Have you all eaten too much Christmas pudding or something? Grow up, children.

From now on I'm going to post every single bot BR I come across for the sole reason that they're all acceptable, even if nobody gives a **** whether they're interesting or not.

Nobody cares about a BR where one bigger side beats down a clearly inferior one. It'd be like Man Utd gloating over beating Liverpool.

It doesn't have to be an even numbers BR. Any worthwhile BR would do. A solo hit at 100% with big values, a mass defence against mass incoming with even kills/deaths, a sneaky rush on a bigger alliance, an attack with big bounty gains or honour gains, etc. 3 attackers from the rank 1 alliance hitting one player from the rank 4 alliance and killing him with no defence just isn't interesting or fun, and nobody cares about it, so why even bother posting it?

This, ladies and gents, is the childish/stubborn retort to what was a totally logical (and correct) post. Petulence at it's best, Toby. Just grow up and let people post whatever BR they see fit. If you want a 'morally cool' thread - Go make one. But please be sure to outline your rules of posting in the OP.
There's a good chap.
 
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Alcibiades

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Bashing BRs suck. Anything else is more interesting. Stop being so dense DaX. You are, theoretically, smarter than this.
 

tobapopalos

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This, ladies and gents, is the childish/stubborn retort to what was a totally logical (and correct) post. Petulence at it's best, Toby. Just grow up and let people post whatever BR they see fit. If you want a 'morally cool' thread - Go make one. But please be sure to outline your rules of posting in the OP.
There's a good chap.

What on earth does "growing up" have to do with my post? My response to your totally logical post was also totally logical. You said any BR from round 42 is acceptable in this thread, so I made an extreme example showing how ridiculous the idea is, and the only response you can come up with is patronising nonsense.

My point is, if you say any BR is acceptable but some BRs aren't, then where do you draw the line? I could post all sorts of **** BRs on this thread but I don't because I know nobody would care.

It is also interesting how the only people siding with Hamilton on this thread are in PW, but maybe I'm just naturally cynical.
 

LuckySports

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why draw a line?

If you've got 1m score and you totally smash someone (in comparison) that is 2m score, post it. As long as there's some numbers to speak of, its interesting. Your just being dense.

Alci - The people I like and respect are the ones that tend to like me. Everyone else can stuff it.
 

tobapopalos

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Given the lack of other "interesting" BRs of the nature you described, Lucky, I would guess most people disagree.
 

timtadams

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Bashing BRs suck. Anything else is more interesting. Stop being so dense DaX. You are, theoretically, smarter than this.

what if im the one being bashed? Am i allowed to post my BR? Am i going to be condemed for posting an uninteresting BR? How do i know if my numbers are big enough? If im a solo at rank 250 utterly zeroing players 130% my score is that allowed considering the numbers wont be 'big' and possibly one sided? What if i dont care what anyone thinks?

Anyway, Dax is 100% right, so you can all sod off and stop complaining about what BRs certain people want to post. If you dont like a BR, ignore it, otherwise its you fueling pointless whining posts.

In light of this, here is a BR and if you dont like it, I dont care.

i was planning on last ticking. I went to send all to ID 1 and noticed i had 10s to send, i filled all the boxes, and due to my somewhat non-responsive mousepad, i didnt even bother trying to send as i couldnt in time.

[range] 25,000,000 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 236,043,854 hostile staff.
[range] 8,000,000 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 3,691,885 hostile staff.

[range] 26,848,542 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 61,655,501 allied staff.
[range] 16,418,141 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 20,260,356 allied staff.
[range] 11,109,938 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 5,081,451 allied staff.

[range] 1,004,689 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 567,578 hostile staff.
[range] 23,316,909 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 14,977,388 allied staff.
[range] 1 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 2 hostile staff.
[range] 4,138,142 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 489,218 allied staff.

Distracted: 240,303,317 [£980,678,089,800] enemies distracted.
Died: 2 [£105,000] enemies dead. 102,463,914 [£972,848,663,900] friendlies dead.

You gained 406,921 effectiveness.
You gained 2.67 fame.
You gained 35.05 honour.
You will soon be receiving £164,948,964,820 insurance.


obviously i had more than half my troops left as POMs are awesome, and now i couldnt even LT, and if i stayed all ticks i wouldnt stop land hit anyway. So i stayed home and went to bed.

Battle Report - Defending USS Nimitz CVN-68 []
[middle] 14,251,828 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 153,010,621 hostile staff.
[middle] 6,123,865 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 5,304,305 hostile staff.
[middle] 27,967,344 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 3,506,783 allied staff.
[middle] 16,988,151 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 16,958,384 allied staff.
[middle] 11,254,535 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 2,695,963 allied staff.
[middle] 21,448,414 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 2,931,544 allied staff.
[raised] 1,492,537 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 4,302,517 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 2,590,482 allied staff.

Distracted: 158,314,926 [£607,465,444,800] enemies distracted.
Died: 28,683,156 [£810,380,091,000] friendlies dead.
Converted: 1,492,537 [£62,686,554,000] friendlies converted.

You gained 285,979 effectiveness.
You gained 3.43 fame.
You gained 32.77 honour.
You will soon be receiving £147,744,801,400 insurance.
 
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tobapopalos

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Bashing BRs suck. Anything else is more interesting. Stop being so dense DaX. You are, theoretically, smarter than this.

what if im the one being bashed? Am i allowed to post my BR? Am i going to be condemed for posting an uninteresting BR? How do i know if my numbers are big enough? If im a solo at rank 250 utterly zeroing players 130% my score is that allowed considering the numbers wont be 'big' and possibly one sided? What if i dont care what anyone thinks?

Anyway, Dax is 100% right, so you can all sod off and stop complaining about what BRs certain people want to post. If you dont like a BR, ignore it, otherwise its you fueling pointless whining posts.

You use common sense.

And if you don't care whether people like a BR or not why bother posting any at all? Unless you just want to invite criticism of course. If you're just posting them for your own sake, then you can just store them in a Word folder.
 

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Bashing BRs suck. Anything else is more interesting. Stop being so dense DaX. You are, theoretically, smarter than this.

what if im the one being bashed? Am i allowed to post my BR? Am i going to be condemed for posting an uninteresting BR? How do i know if my numbers are big enough? If im a solo at rank 250 utterly zeroing players 130% my score is that allowed considering the numbers wont be 'big' and possibly one sided? What if i dont care what anyone thinks?

Anyway, Dax is 100% right, so you can all sod off and stop complaining about what BRs certain people want to post. If you dont like a BR, ignore it, otherwise its you fueling pointless whining posts.

You use common sense.

And if you don't care whether people like a BR or not why bother posting any at all? Unless you just want to invite criticism of course. If you're just posting them for your own sake, then you can just store them in a Word folder.

Just because i dont care if you dont like it, doesnt mean i dont care if you do like it. If you like it, thats great, mission accomplished.
 

Enrico

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Tl;DR Hamilton is useless at attacking. Moving on.

Here's a couple of oldies&goodies I forgot to post when they happened
Me f*cking up some of the usual mindless RSF-attacks on a friendly robo drunkard

First against a RPG and Striker sharing tick:
Battle Report -
[range] 35,000,000 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 9,118,594 allied staff.
[range] 14,880,393 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 32,898,941 hostile staff.
[range] 14,920,714 hostile Striker attacked, killing 3,129,861 allied staff.
[range] 18,811,573 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 118,070,619 hostile staff.
[range] 28,879,611 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 13,288,591 hostile staff.
[range] 3,853 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 4,589 allied staff.
[range] 42,800,947 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 61,374,625 hostile staff.
[range] 2,890,278 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 2,188,533 hostile staff.
[range] 5,636,347 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 7,788,285 allied staff.
[range] 6,846,680 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 25,655,809 allied staff.
[range] 3,026,503 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 6,152,236 hostile staff.
[range] 29,491 allied HQ Officer attacked, killing 14,402 hostile staff.
[range] 111,905 allied HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 777,778 hostile staff.

Disabled: 46,187,532 [£475,327,328,300] enemies disabled.
Died: 188,578,193 [£2,043,545,315,300] enemies dead. 45,697,138 [£1,443,083,251,700] friendlies dead.

You gained 2,693,300 effectiveness.
You gained 36.85 fame.
You gained 56.97 honour.
You will soon be receiving £169,971,353,340 insurance.

Then two ticks later against a Dragon who probably didn't get the memo that the first two got killed.
Battle Report
[range] 14,708,559 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 35,851,615 hostile staff.
[range] 12,965,320 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 70,448,186 hostile staff.
[range] 421,203 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 525,508 allied staff.
[range] 27,360,004 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 9,621,418 hostile staff.
[range] 31,919,277 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 14,524,594 hostile staff.
[range] 2,829,116 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 1 hostile staff.

Stunned: 525,508 [£20,045,429,200] friendlies stunned.
Disabled: 45,473,033 [£552,742,771,200] enemies disabled.
Died: 84,972,781 [£1,041,495,633,200] enemies dead.

You gained 828,732 effectiveness.
You gained 6.99 fame.
You gained 21.72 honour.
 

Alcibiades

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why draw a line?

If you've got 1m score and you totally smash someone (in comparison) that is 2m score, post it. As long as there's some numbers to speak of, its interesting. Your just being dense.

Alci - The people I like and respect are the ones that tend to like me. Everyone else can stuff it.

The scale doesn't matter, it's the quality of the BR. We agree on this point I think.

As you say, someone 1mill score ruining someone with 2m score is a totally sweet BR and I would love to see it because it's a SMALLER player killing a BIGGER player. Not 3 bigger players raping an uncontactable one. That is the heart of people's gripe here. Bigger players bullying little players is not something of interest to most players on here, except for a few window licking knuckle dragging Neanderthals. Bashing BRs are not very interesting to see in my opinion and it would seem a fair few number of people are of a similar opinion.


Timtadams: you use common sense to judge what is worth posting. We all have common sense, it's time some people started exercising it. ;)
 

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Timtadams: you use common sense to judge what is worth posting. We all have common sense, it's time some people started exercising it. ;)

I agree Alci, but I think that anyone posting will post a BR they think is either big, interesting or that theyre proud of. They wont post a flak attack on a bot 30% their score.

So arguing about what BRs are 'appropriate' is completely pointless. Why are we trying to discourage people from posting? So what if you dont jizz yourself over a posted BR. Just move along.

And i was just trying to make the point that people will have different opinions of what may be worth posting, therefore there is no specific 'line' to be drawn. Thus everyone should stop arguing about it.

Thats my opinion, and i understand many wont agree, and i refuse to post again in fear of propagating yet another circular argument which appears to be rapidly forming in this thread :)
 

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Alci - He isn't UC.. :p Not truly anyway.. He has a number, he just has a habit of sleeping through pranks..
And for me, all battles are interesting so long as its something killing something. (even the small ones)
 

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I farted.
In other news, the fungus is growing on yet another circular conversation...
 
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