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timthetyrant

Head Gardener
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Sep 30, 2008
Messages
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ID 1 the Government HQ is currently sitting at rank 539....

How the fire truck am i supposed to get to rank 666 to achieve the profile award?
 

timtadams

Landscape Designer
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Location
Australia
ID 1 the Government HQ is currently sitting at rank 539....

How the fire truck am i supposed to get to rank 666 to achieve the profile award?

You possess the level of fail required to achieve this. Have faith and you will succeed.
 

Mattheus

Head Gardener
Joined
Dec 15, 2007
Messages
350
ROFL Is there really this few players left? How is it even competitive anymore?
 

LuckySports

Landscape Designer
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Jul 7, 2008
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Location
Nonya
There's "some" competetion.. but its mostly among allies that have no intentions to win fighting for Rank 2 and the right to first rushing on the R1 ally.. :p
 

No-Dachi

Official Helper
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Dec 15, 2007
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Oslo, Norway
ROFL Is there really this few players left? How is it even competitive anymore?


Long story short, it's not.

Alci is right. There is nothing in this game that can be called competative by the old standards anymore. The most hardcore ally is a so called FTF ally, and the only self-proclaim FTW ally disbanded in the first week. Which I think is good for the game, tbh.
 

Davs

Garden Designer
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Dec 16, 2007
Messages
948
Location
England
I agree with Dachi, I think it's nice that you don't have to be ridiculously hardcore to do well any more. That being said, if the playerbase ever does pick up again, the need to put more effort and contactability etc will probably go up.
 

Steve_God

Official Helper
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Dec 15, 2007
Messages
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Cheshire, England
There is competition, but it's relaxed competition rather than "OMG I NEEDZ TO DEDICATE 3 MONTHS OF MY LIFE TO THIS GAME AND HAVE NO SLEEP TO WIN" :p
 

Garrett2

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the competition is to see who can rape funkaphilia first, rather than worrying about taking out each other.
 

timtadams

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the competition is to see who can rape funkaphilia first, rather than worrying about taking out each other.

are you ****ing kidding me?

Dimension: Rank: 5
Score: 17,528,000,000
Kill Damage Received: 23,573,890,000
Land Lost: 82,400

Hypnotoad: Rank: 7
Score: 9,285,000,000
Kill Damage Received: 9,579,670,000
Land Lost: 45,200

Discworld: Rank: 8
Score: 8,772,000,000
Kill Damage Received: 8,904,500,000
Land Lost: 42,400

Funkaphilia: Rank: 4
Score: 25,790,000,000
Kill Damage Received: 6,107,730,000
Land Lost: 34,200

ScallyWags: Rank: 6
Score: 11,928,000,000
Kill Damage Received: 5,930,500,000
Land Lost: 26,300

The numbers speak for themselves.
 

Alcibiades

Plant Geneticist
Joined
Dec 13, 2007
Messages
4,267
Location
Canada
I think he's joking. We got waved earlier today by some douche****s but that's nothing unusual at rank 4 :p

*this is similar to our "uber 1337" plan to take rank 1 in one fell swoop overnight, just fyi. Also we're powerblocking with all the other alliances to keep you guys down. And we're running all the bots, and solos. Bazinga, punk!
 
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Garrett2

Landscape Designer
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Messages
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wow Tim. For today I would like you to practice going out into the world with 1 less twist in your panties.

The less you hunt for a reason to hate - the better, I feel, you will ultimately be.
 
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