H/F gripe, mostly.
100,729,429 staff here from x Defending for 3 ticks.
602,468,605 staff here from x Attacking for 1 tick.
401,974,895 staff here from x Attacking for 1 tick.
329,990,660 staff here from x Attacking for 2 ticks.
850,000,000 staff here from x Attacking for 3 ticks.
Total: 2,184,434,160 incoming hostile. 100,729,429 incoming friendly.
Battle Report - Defending xxxx
[range] 50,000,000 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 632,006,858 hostile staff.
[range] 1,337 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,624 hostile staff.
[range] 1,337 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 4,241 hostile staff.
[range] 2,280 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 34,401 hostile staff.
Distracted: 632,012,723 [£2,616,988,370,000] enemies distracted.
Died: 34,401 [£80,386,800] enemies dead.
You gained 282,669 effectiveness.
You gained 4.31 fame.
You gained 16.70 honour.
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Battle Report - Defending xxxx
[r/m] 50,000,000 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 619,943,688 hostile staff.
[r/m] 1,337 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,626 hostile staff.
[r/m] 1,337 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 4,640 hostile staff.
[r/m] 2,204 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 31,439 hostile staff.
Distracted: 619,949,954 [£2,546,728,646,000] enemies distracted.
Died: 31,439 [£71,944,000] enemies dead.
You gained 275,077 effectiveness.
You gained 5.07 fame.
You gained 16.70 honour.
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Battle Report - Defending xxxx
[close] 1,045,171 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 491,876 hostile staff.
[close] 149,999,894 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 138,526,330 hostile staff.
[close] 99,508,124 hostile Violent Demonstrator attacked, killing 57,601,320 allied staff.
[all] 69,666,349 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 805,342,424 hostile staff.
[close] 99,647,146 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 478,462,190 hostile staff.
[all] 12,472,481 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 13,618,602 hostile staff.
[all] 2,561,001 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 7,506,980 hostile staff.
[close] 4,657,274 allied News Van attacked, distracting 7,454,004 hostile staff.
Distracted: 1,451,402,406 [£4,773,177,752,600] enemies distracted.
Died: 57,601,320 [£570,000,840,100] friendlies dead.
You gained 1,022,703 effectiveness.
You gained 17.96 fame.
You gained 26.41 honour.
You will soon be receiving £47,264,005,620 insurance.
Wtf?