Wed 6th Apr, year 2. Morning Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 3,118,153 people from pooper no1 [xxxx] will arrive to attack you.
Wed 6th Apr, year 2. Morning Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 3,118,153 people from pooper no2 [xxxx] will arrive to attack you.
Battle Report - Defending ME
[xxxx]
[close] 500,000 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 398,560 hostile staff.
[close] 2,500,000 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 5,666,742 hostile staff.
[close] 1,000,000 allied Yob attacked, disabling 127,804 hostile staff.
[close] 43,200 hostile Wheelbarrower stole 368 land. [166] tree. [164] bush. [20] flower. [18] grass. [0] uncultivated.
Distracted: 6,065,302 [£16,938,674,800] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 127,804 [£5,751,095,200] enemies disabled.
You gained 8,168 effectiveness.
You gained 0.62 fame.
You gained 9.12 honour.