Tue 30th May, year 3. Afternoon 4 Ticks Ago Recalled Hostiles
You recalled 42,081,370 employees that were sent to attack SOMEONE [XXXX].
Tue 30th May, year 3. Afternoon 4 Ticks Ago Attacking SOMEONE [XXXX]
Battle Report - Attacking SOMEONE [XXXX]
[range] 5,428,247 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 40,567,426 allied staff.
[range] 2,900,000 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 656,507 allied staff.
[range] 4,648,669 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 5,011,931 allied staff.
[range] 2,500,000 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 1,129,589 allied staff.
[range] 466,866 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 114,092 allied staff.
[range] 3,548,916 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,241,016 allied staff.
[range] 911,232 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 993,950 allied staff.
[range] 185,722 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 158,836 allied staff.
[range] 500,000 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 460,767 allied staff.
[range] 901,000 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 1,335,961 allied staff.
[range] 400,000 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 17,228 allied staff.
Distracted: 41,967,278 [£451,073,586,500] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 114,092 [£686,180,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 9,605,933 [£253,631,128,500] friendlies dead.
You gained 49,616 effectiveness.
You will soon be receiving £44,131,494,300 insurance.
Tue 30th May, year 3. Noon 4 Ticks Ago Motion alarms
Motion alarms were beeping along various corridors, but we could not see anybody. Somebody is obviously trying to spy.
Mon 29th May, year 3. Afternoon 10 Ticks Ago Outgoing Hostiles
You sent 51,687,303 employees to attack SOMEONE [XXXX], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
notice 10 ticks ago sent eta 5. 4 ticks ago they landed???? my spy report said defence was tick behind my first tick. :s