Fun BR's from the PW

[Terrakan]

Battle Report - Attacking xxxx [xxxx]
[range] 3,967,797 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 5,649,417 allied staff.
[range] 10,551,145 allied Assassin attacked, killing 9,203,072 hostile staff.
[range] 1,138,107 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 499,676 allied staff.
[range] 2,141,860 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 989,880 allied staff.
[range] 1,485,887 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 4,040,219 allied staff.
[range] 1,116,213 allied Ninja attacked, killing 2,827,864 hostile staff.

Stunned: 5,649,417 [£255,564,710,000] friendlies stunned.
Died: 5,529,775 [£251,747,633,000] friendlies dead. 12,030,936 [£214,040,599,200] enemies dead.

You gained 345,048 effectiveness.
You gained 14.07 fame.
You gained 33.24 lawfulness.
You earned £48,387,251,398 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £37,762,144,950 insurance.

Battle Report - Attacking xxxx [xxxx]
[middle] 3,201,832 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 4,745,571 allied staff.
[middle] 7,001,986 allied Assassin attacked, killing 5,739,427 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,860,139 hostile Witch attacked, killing 1,784,761 allied staff.
[middle] 692,515 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 299,127 allied staff.
[middle] 1,385,525 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 688,495 allied staff.
[middle] 752,984 allied Ninja attacked, killing 1,861,542 hostile staff.
[middle] 80,324 hostile Apprentice attacked, killing 29,522 allied staff.

Stunned: 4,745,571 [£214,568,774,000] friendlies stunned.
Died: 2,801,905 [£128,006,397,000] friendlies dead. 7,600,969 [£133,754,598,600] enemies dead.

You gained 212,029 effectiveness.
You gained 13.64 fame.
You gained 32.57 lawfulness.
You earned £29,967,097,003 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £19,200,959,550 insurance.

Battle Report - Attacking xxxx [xxxx]
[close] 1,630,864 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 190,892 allied staff.
[close] 8,513,350 allied Assassin attacked, killing 6,662,179 hostile staff.
[close] 1,482,059 hostile Witch attacked, killing 1,278,530 allied staff.
[close] 268,902 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 136,437 allied staff.
[close] 747,043 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 1,952,858 allied staff.
[close] 32,092 hostile Apprentice attacked, killing 12,401 allied staff.

Distracted: 190,892 [£13,362,440,000] friendlies distracted.
Died: 3,380,226 [£153,223,908,000] friendlies dead. 6,662,179 [£115,181,193,400] enemies dead.

You gained 186,037 effectiveness.
You gained 10.22 fame.
You gained 32.36 lawfulness.
You earned £25,493,531,334 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £22,983,586,200 insurance.

 

[timthetyrant]

what a waste

 

[rainbowape]

i'm sure i cam across some borg troops, have searched my news but cant find them, although i seem to recall it was after spying someone.

...but i was properly stoned at the time too...

 

[rainbowape]

found another... it isnt a new unit that i dont know about is it?

Wed 14th Apr, year 1. Evening Attacking censored [xxxx]
Battle Report - Attacking still not tellin you [xxxx]
[middle] 190,209 hostile Borg proved resistance was futile to 1 allied staff.

Died: 1 [£6,000] friendlies dead.

You gained 0 effectiveness.

 

[Alcibiades]

I do believe it is the Nanobot unit renamed (most likely just as a "fun" nick for the PW, but perhaps permanent, i don't know).

 

[LAFiN]

My suicide attack before heading to bed - was rank 2 before the attack, 80+ after:

[close] 2,999,701 allied Striker attacked, killing 454,566 hostile staff.
[close] 1,572,722 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 689,276 allied staff.
[close] 1,989,700 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 2,674,668 hostile staff.
[close] 5,478,790 hostile Borg proved resistance was futile to 677,321 allied staff.
[raised] 295,714 new borg were assimilated in to the collective.
[close] 916,505 allied Marine attacked, killing 306,001 hostile staff.
[close] 182,286 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 109,034 hostile staff.

Died: 1,366,597 [£122,034,039,200] friendlies dead. 3,544,269 [£172,202,506,000] enemies dead.
Converted: 295,714 [£12,419,988,000] friendlies converted.

You gained 265,006 effectiveness.
You gained 25.99 fame.
You gained 34.40 lawfulness.
You earned £43,050,625,340 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £11,157,893,550 insurance.


[middle] 3,545,508 allied Striker attacked, killing 560,490 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,931,250 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 11,944,887 allied staff.
[middle] 245,905 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 130,696 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,229,212 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 3,185,277 hostile staff.
[middle] 8,040,558 hostile Borg proved resistance was futile to 8,709,267 allied staff.
[raised] 835,802 new borg were assimilated in to the collective.
[middle] 1,306,103 allied Marine attacked, killing 446,707 hostile staff.
[middle] 282,613 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 170,775 hostile staff.

Died: 20,654,154 [£192,700,930,000] friendlies dead. 4,493,945 [£217,333,501,000] enemies dead.
Converted: 835,802 [£35,103,684,000] friendlies converted.

You gained 343,314 effectiveness.
You gained 30.12 fame.
You gained 34.83 lawfulness.
You earned £54,333,362,989 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £12,164,178,750 insurance.


[range] 3,900,000 allied Striker attacked, killing 557,721 hostile staff.
[range] 2,356,951 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 15,411,087 allied staff.
[range] 289,623 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 221,184 hostile staff.
[range] 2,354,849 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 4,778,792 hostile staff.
[range] 1,841,607 allied Marine attacked, killing 625,888 hostile staff.
[range] 447,782 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 269,988 hostile staff.

Died: 15,411,087 [£109,400,280,800] friendlies dead. 6,453,573 [£238,915,934,000] enemies dead.

You gained 351,986 effectiveness.
You gained 50.59 fame.
You gained 35.00 lawfulness.
You earned £58,973,370,808 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £11,537,617,800 insurance.

 

[CFalcon]

some of my best ones, courtesy of the 95th rifles:

Battle Report - Attacking [Player deleted from game]
[range] 12,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 5,806,347 hostile staff.
[range] 413,748 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 465,443 allied staff.
[range] 7,821,635 allied Sniper attacked, killing 48,603,162 hostile staff.

Died: 465,443 [£15,391,830,200] friendlies dead. 54,409,509 [£413,585,131,200] enemies dead.

You gained 171,489 effectiveness.
You gained 59.71 fame.
You lost 60.01 lawfulness.
You earned £56,636,386,791 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £2,235,947,100 insurance.

Battle Report - Attacking xxxx
[range] 15,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 7,267,188 hostile staff.
[range] 7,000,000 allied Sniper attacked, killing 732,872 hostile staff.

Died: 8,000,060 [£664,800,750,000] enemies dead.

You gained 930,721 effectiveness.
You gained 66.09 fame.
You gained 35.87 lawfulness.
You earned £165,139,565,009 bounty.

Battle Report - Attacking yyyy
[range] 13,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 8,052,582 hostile staff.
[range] 247,680 hostile Striker attacked, killing 28,156 allied staff.
[range] 5,984,850 allied Sniper attacked, killing 16,803,007 hostile staff.
[range] 652,024 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 9,611,368 allied staff.

Died: 9,639,524 [£102,716,543,600] friendlies dead. 24,855,589 [£702,476,030,900] enemies dead.

You gained 999,901 effectiveness.
You gained 65.69 fame.
You gained 36.61 lawfulness.
You earned £165,857,902,656 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £12,650,886,300 insurance.

 

[chingaste]

Battle Report - Attacking [Player deleted from game]
[close] 708,644 hostile Bunker attacked, killing 655,413 allied staff.
[close] 473,992 hostile Sentry Turret attacked, killing 966,779 allied staff.
[close] 3,032,927 hostile Sleeping Gas Trap attacked, disabling 1,198,466 allied staff.
[close] 1,010,647 allied Harrier attacked, killing 2,367,935 hostile staff.
[close] 24,466 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 2,776 allied staff.
[close] 4,136,112 allied Ranger attacked, killing 365,664 hostile staff.
[close] 1,574,228 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 1,898,675 hostile staff.
[close] 42,065 allied Officer attacked, killing 75,174 hostile staff.

Disabled: 1,201,242 [£60,609,213,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 1,622,192 [£83,747,096,000] friendlies dead. 4,707,448 [£104,660,491,400] enemies dead.

You gained 161,136 effectiveness.
You gained 13.04 fame.
You gained 31.97 honour.
You earned £22,437,743,550 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £12,562,064,400 insurance.

Battle Report - Attacking [Player deleted from game]
[middle] 1,591,829 hostile Bunker attacked, killing 1,420,854 allied staff.
[middle] 822,155 hostile Sentry Turret attacked, killing 2,101,293 allied staff.
[middle] 1,478,708 allied Harrier attacked, killing 3,377,735 hostile staff.
[middle] 5,480,215 allied Ranger attacked, killing 498,878 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,263,632 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 2,796,769 hostile staff.
[middle] 308,388 allied Officer attacked, killing 538,244 hostile staff.

Died: 3,522,147 [£176,408,473,000] friendlies dead. 7,211,626 [£151,666,327,200] enemies dead.

You gained 240,558 effectiveness.
You gained 11.85 fame.
You gained 32.42 honour.
You earned £32,277,164,674 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £26,461,270,950 insurance.

Battle Report - Attacking [Player deleted from game]
[range] 2,437,549 hostile Bunker attacked, killing 2,359,544 allied staff.
[range] 1,095,505 hostile Sentry Turret attacked, killing 3,044,513 allied staff.
[range] 2,084,912 allied Harrier attacked, killing 4,586,476 hostile staff.
[range] 6,993,025 allied Ranger attacked, killing 2,522,407 hostile staff.
[range] 3,221,494 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 3,920,869 hostile staff.
[range] 566,067 allied Officer attacked, killing 884,466 hostile staff.

Died: 5,404,057 [£261,469,721,000] friendlies dead. 11,914,218 [£241,177,148,700] enemies dead.

You gained 379,483 effectiveness.
You gained 16.18 fame.
You gained 33.07 honour.
You earned £52,253,489,610 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £39,220,458,150 insurance.

 

[chingaste]

[close] 815,726 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 243,717 allied staff.
[close] 247,645 allied Harrier attacked, killing 534,605 hostile staff.
[close] 3,501,330 allied Ranger attacked, killing 746,942 hostile staff.
[close] 380,377 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 219,664 hostile staff.
[close] 1,425 allied Private attacked, killing 2,116 hostile staff.
[close] 17,895 allied Officer attacked, killing 33,689 hostile staff.

Died: 243,717 [£13,293,613,000] friendlies dead. 1,537,016 [£46,505,932,600] enemies dead.

You gained 67,235 effectiveness.
You gained 29.72 fame.
You gained 35.53 honour.
You earned £11,263,936,062 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £1,994,041,950 insurance.


[middle] 3,418,026 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 986,317 allied staff.
[middle] 1,448,813 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 574,049 allied staff.
[middle] 266,967 allied Harrier attacked, killing 409,099 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,693,558 allied Ranger attacked, killing 4,270,037 hostile staff.
[middle] 407,627 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 352,822 hostile staff.
[middle] 22,440 allied Officer attacked, killing 42,811 hostile staff.

Died: 1,560,366 [£82,836,918,000] friendlies dead. 5,074,769 [£228,123,833,600] enemies dead.

You gained 332,627 effectiveness.
You gained 50.32 fame.
You gained 39.65 honour.
You earned £56,511,442,876 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £12,425,537,700 insurance.


[range] 6,360,377 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 2,029,838 allied staff.
[range] 3,538,672 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 1,694,035 allied staff.
[range] 486,330 allied Harrier attacked, killing 605,715 hostile staff.
[range] 4,876,871 allied Ranger attacked, killing 5,795,332 hostile staff.
[range] 384,051 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 234,344 allied staff.
[range] 746,351 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 789,858 hostile staff.
[range] 58,008 allied Officer attacked, killing 75,231 hostile staff.

Died: 3,958,217 [£206,031,316,500] friendlies dead. 7,266,136 [£307,154,996,200] enemies dead.

You gained 462,982 effectiveness.
You gained 41.38 fame.
You gained 40.58 honour.
You earned £75,491,913,474 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £30,904,697,475 insurance.

 

[MattM]

Some of mine, admittedly a few are a bit one sided (but then you shouldn't mass F117s )

[range] 12,594,191 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 5,869,308 hostile staff.
[range] 1,943,513 hostile Bunker attacked, killing 1,612,505 allied staff.
[range] 2,258,096 hostile Sentry Turret attacked, killing 9,217,321 allied staff.
[range] 210 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 2,630 hostile staff.
[range] 2,389,770 allied Sniper attacked, killing 6,512,071 hostile staff.
[range] 5 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 1 allied staff.
[range] 102,423 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 102,310 hostile staff.
[range] 4,987,438 allied Humvee attacked, killing 438,550 hostile staff.
[range] 48,810 allied Officer attacked, killing 12,478 hostile staff.

Died: 10,829,827 [£342,622,082,200] friendlies dead. 12,937,347 [£480,202,044,400] enemies dead.

You gained 727,102 effectiveness.
You gained 38.02 fame.
You gained 36.45 honour.
You earned £113,329,062,053 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £49,879,224,390 insurance.

[range] 11,485,247 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 3,771,868 hostile staff.
[range] 1,201,156 hostile Striker attacked, killing 324,352 allied staff.
[range] 1,324 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 18,453 allied staff.
[range] 1,099 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 14,129 hostile staff.
[range] 7,310,412 allied Sniper attacked, killing 9,017,981 hostile staff.
[range] 142,450 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 359,549 allied staff.
[range] 668,842 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 10,608,734 allied staff.
[range] 2,738,865 hostile Marine attacked, killing 2,830,545 allied staff.
[range] 154,190 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 41,300 hostile staff.
[range] 2,938,773 allied Humvee attacked, killing 171,233 hostile staff.
[range] 531,527 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 1,104,242 allied staff.
[range] 109,888 allied Officer attacked, killing 19,856 hostile staff.

Died: 15,245,875 [£235,270,430,800] friendlies dead. 13,036,367 [£528,846,297,700] enemies dead.

You gained 778,028 effectiveness.
You gained 50.67 fame.
You gained 35.89 honour.
You earned £127,793,047,885 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £31,629,088,320 insurance.

[range] 11,485,247 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 7,875,462 hostile staff.
[range] 3,605,312 allied Sniper attacked, killing 25,603,317 hostile staff.
[range] 3,263,832 allied Humvee attacked, killing 1,835,737 hostile staff.

Died: 35,314,516 [£751,370,446,800] enemies dead.

You gained 1,051,919 effectiveness.
You gained 68.87 fame.
You gained 37.64 honour.
You earned £173,235,366,346 bounty.

[range] 10,295,338 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 5,869,654 hostile staff.
[range] 2,272,614 allied Sniper attacked, killing 12,784,948 hostile staff.
[range] 183,637 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 1,109,212 hostile staff.
[range] 3,263,832 allied Humvee attacked, killing 1,387,782 hostile staff.

Died: 21,151,596 [£364,221,371,600] enemies dead.

You gained 509,910 effectiveness.
You gained 61.29 fame.
You gained 34.18 honour.
You earned £79,877,273,816 bounty.

[range] 11,168,543 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 5,249,557 hostile staff.
[range] 2,500,000 allied Sniper attacked, killing 743,984 hostile staff.
[range] 2,548,278 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 18,191,743 allied staff.
[range] 220,327 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 23,594 hostile staff.
[range] 3,645,193 allied Humvee attacked, killing 91,125 hostile staff.
[range] 202,555 allied Officer attacked, killing 11,023 hostile staff.

Died: 18,191,743 [£132,463,487,800] friendlies dead. 6,119,283 [£363,723,894,400] enemies dead.

You gained 530,408 effectiveness.
You gained 52.92 fame.
You gained 36.92 lawfulness.
You earned £90,453,753,882 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £14,438,318,700 insurance.

 

[Wouter]

I do believe it is the Nanobot unit renamed (most likely just as a "fun" nick for the PW, but perhaps permanent, i don't know).

Azzer did that for saintconnor for this PW, it will be renamed to Nanobots for W1

 

[Twigley]

[range] 1,065,406 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 633,708 allied staff.
[range] 638,602 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 1,514,305 hostile staff.
[range] 36,482,987 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 49,808,385 allied staff.

Disabled: 633,708 [£6,164,180,200] friendlies disabled.
Died: 1,514,305 [£39,295,942,000] enemies dead. 49,808,385 [£329,489,663,400] friendlies dead.

You gained 107,856 effectiveness.
You gained 2.15 fame.
You gained 12.96 honour.
You will soon be receiving £35,511,370,020 insurance.


[r/m] 17,243,172 allied SAS completely totally and utterly killed 29,502,637 hostile staff.
[middle] 910,220 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 136,718 allied staff.
[r/m] 574,779 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 948,464 hostile staff.
[middle] 9,814,140 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 4,264,349 allied staff.
[middle] 13,395,426 allied Borg proved resistance was futile to 9,907,431 hostile staff.
[raised] 2,993,491 new borg were assimilated in to the collective.
[range] 6,377,008 hostile Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 2,162,551 allied staff.

Disabled: 136,718 [£4,626,733,200] friendlies disabled.
Died: 40,358,532 [£1,278,415,237,000] enemies dead. 4,264,349 [£130,570,742,600] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 2,162,551 [£84,575,952,000] friendlies bribed.
Converted: 2,993,491 [£125,726,622,000] enemies converted.

You gained 520,258 effectiveness.
You gained 17.51 fame.
You gained 3.73 honour.
You will soon be receiving £12,285,678,300 insurance.


[m/c] 529,499 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 457,491 hostile staff.
[close] 2,607,681 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 337,078 hostile staff.
[m/c] 14,588,817 allied Borg proved resistance was futile to 6,030,839 hostile staff.
[raised] 4,438,953 new borg were assimilated in to the collective.

Disabled: 337,078 [£5,056,170,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 6,488,330 [£575,600,550,000] enemies dead.
Converted: 4,438,953 [£186,436,026,000] enemies converted.

You gained 837,410 effectiveness.
You gained 12.79 fame.
You gained 9.69 honour.

 

[WackyJacky]

An F-117 player attacked me when I was online Yay for cloners!

Battle Report - Defending Wacky [507]
[close] 1,000,000 allied Spike Trap impaled and killed 12,414,650 hostile staff.
[close] 243,250 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 34,919 hostile staff.
[close] 500,000 allied Sleeping Gas Trap attacked, disabling 198,842 hostile staff.
[close] 2,000,000 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 650,814 hostile staff.
[close] 6,000,000 allied Assassin attacked, killing 4,672,611 hostile staff.
[close] 457,897 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 385,508 allied staff.
[close] 3,918 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 7,325 hostile staff.
[close] 239,050 allied Yob attacked, disabling 26,125 hostile staff.
[close] 739,986 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 1,237,101 allied staff.
[close] 2,304,221 allied Cloner attacked, bribing 2,614,623 hostile staff.

Distracted: 34,919 [£2,095,140,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 224,967 [£23,796,974,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 17,745,400 [£672,459,087,600] enemies dead. 1,622,609 [£85,241,971,700] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 2,614,623 [£276,289,281,000] enemies bribed.

You gained 1,516,981 effectiveness.
You gained 69.74 fame.
You gained 40.46 honour.
You will soon be receiving £12,774,794,655 insurance.

 

[WackyJacky]

All defending myself.

1st came the vampire, all alone in his vampire ways:

[range] 1,467,665 allied F-117 attacked, killing 11,677,511 hostile staff.
[range] 8,310,869 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 4,960,838 hostile staff.
[range] 3,990,839 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 7,757,330 allied staff.
[raised] 829,151 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 5,289,319 allied Assassin attacked, killing 734,478 hostile staff.
[range] 420,501 allied Harrier attacked, killing 225,627 hostile staff.
[range] 431,877 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 676 hostile staff.
[range] 144,371 hostile Gargoyle attacked, killing 435,907 allied staff.
[range] 643,526 allied Ranger attacked, killing 693,360 hostile staff.
[range] 1,725,792 allied Ninja attacked, killing 1,131,063 hostile staff.
[range] 318,828 hostile Mummy attacked, killing 781,123 allied staff.

Died: 19,423,553 [£554,862,789,800] enemies dead. 8,974,360 [£206,097,723,000] friendlies dead.
Converted: 829,151 [£13,266,416,000] friendlies converted.

You gained 825,446 effectiveness.
You gained 50.26 fame.
You gained 32.42 honour.
You will soon be receiving £24,481,052,280 insurance.

[middle] 1,356,509 allied F-117 attacked, killing 2,141,481 hostile staff.
[middle] 204,027 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 205,949 allied staff.
[middle] 7,290,319 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 691,521 hostile staff.

Died: 2,833,002 [£183,207,533,000] enemies dead. 205,949 [£3,368,649,200] friendlies dead.

You gained 257,030 effectiveness.
You gained 50.59 fame.
You gained 31.14 honour.
You will soon be receiving £447,875,430 insurance.

But he was quickly dispatched as he was only a baby vampire.

Then came a few Rocket Propelled Grenades, who knows why:

[range] 5,000,000 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 1,001,047 allied staff.
[range] 1,068,137 allied F-117 attacked, killing 14,672,449 hostile staff.
[range] 8,656,997 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 12,640,725 hostile staff.
[range] 5,124,013 allied Assassin attacked, killing 2,089,007 hostile staff.
[range] 379,774 allied Harrier attacked, killing 376,903 hostile staff.
[range] 412,981 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 10,800 hostile staff.
[range] 703,033 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 2,290,290 allied staff.
[range] 599,793 allied Ranger attacked, killing 579,445 hostile staff.
[range] 1,549,511 allied Ninja attacked, killing 727,942 hostile staff.
[range] 516,046 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 745,118 allied staff.
[range] 3,641,623 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 736,588 allied staff.

Died: 31,097,271 [£593,632,058,800] enemies dead. 4,773,043 [£243,002,055,900] friendlies dead.

You gained 869,965 effectiveness.
You gained 50.08 fame.
You gained 37.63 honour.
You will soon be receiving £35,951,470,515 insurance.

And following this RPG was the biggest, baddest SA in the land! (1 tick behind)

[middle] 1,692,701 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 259,846 allied staff.
[r/m] 491,898 allied F-117 attacked, killing 785,958 hostile staff.
[r/m] 9,439,501 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 8,561,072 hostile staff.
[range] 6,060,293 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 8,647,350 allied staff.
[r/m] 2,755,433 allied Assassin attacked, killing 799,065 hostile staff.
[range] 3,454,316 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 1,033,326 allied staff.
[r/m] 106,707 allied Harrier attacked, killing 69,349 hostile staff.
[range] 22,217 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 19,875 hostile staff.
[middle] 152,568 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 233,637 allied staff.
[r/m] 389,688 allied Ranger attacked, killing 367,442 hostile staff.
[r/m] 664,132 allied Ninja attacked, killing 381,638 hostile staff.
[middle] 306,847 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 197,235 allied staff.
[middle] 2,957,660 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 366,799 allied staff.
[middle] 61,280 hostile Recruitment Officer recruited 86,271 allied staff.

Died: 10,984,399 [£553,486,061,000] enemies dead. 10,738,193 [£471,857,352,700] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 86,271 [£4,454,195,000] friendlies bribed.

You gained 851,447 effectiveness.
You gained 40.96 fame.
You gained 47.68 honour.
You will soon be receiving £70,026,729,405 insurance.

[middle] 254,427 allied F-117 attacked, killing 378,040 hostile staff.
[close] 623,032 allied Spike Trap impaled and killed 301,263 hostile staff.
[close] 209,505 allied Sleeping Gas Trap attacked, disabling 86,071 hostile staff.
[m/c] 5,899,099 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 4,848,846 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,155,380 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 4,021,658 allied staff.
[m/c] 1,494,285 allied Assassin attacked, killing 452,653 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,317,189 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 430,870 allied staff.
[m/c] 69,782 allied Harrier attacked, killing 51,309 hostile staff.
[middle] 8,717 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 7,692 hostile staff.
[m/c] 324,725 allied Ranger attacked, killing 291,379 hostile staff.
[middle] 311,692 allied Ninja attacked, killing 199,814 hostile staff.
[close] 179,796 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 111,514 allied staff.
[close] 2,381,360 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 285,883 allied staff.
[close] 42,462 allied Cloner attacked, bribing 30,658 hostile staff.
[close] 9,948 hostile Recruitment Officer recruited 12,918 allied staff.

Disabled: 86,071 [£4,021,685,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 6,530,996 [£325,185,227,000] enemies dead. 4,849,925 [£200,695,042,500] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 30,658 [£1,137,168,000] enemies bribed. 12,918 [£666,841,000] friendlies bribed.

You gained 491,253 effectiveness.
You gained 50.18 fame.
You gained 45.62 honour.
You will soon be receiving £29,710,978,275 insurance.

And Wacky cried and cried, as his poor F-117s had been dispatched. But it was a day well spent and he emerged from his room a changed man!

Edit: And after the final close tick I got my Wizards!! White Wizard [100]

[close] 468,297 allied Spike Trap impaled and killed 597,781 hostile staff.
[close] 69,961 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 4,125 hostile staff.
[close] 163,289 allied Sleeping Gas Trap attacked, disabling 176,954 hostile staff.
[close] 4,027,173 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 3,506,490 hostile staff.
[close] 358,590 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 361,322 allied staff.
[close] 1,243,288 allied Assassin attacked, killing 249,348 hostile staff.
[close] 62,110 allied Harrier attacked, killing 25,571 hostile staff.
[close] 7,155 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 5,729 hostile staff.
[close] 56,108 allied Yob attacked, disabling 5,770 hostile staff.
[close] 302,442 allied Ranger attacked, killing 163,249 hostile staff.
[close] 4,401 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 2,304 hostile staff.
[close] 17,855 allied Humvee attacked, killing 578 hostile staff.
[close] 35,822 allied Cloner attacked, bribing 36,150 hostile staff.
[close] 260 allied Recruitment Officer recruited 100 hostile staff.
[close] 33,735 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,325 land. [194] tree. [1,063] bush. [43] flower. [25] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Distracted: 4,125 [£190,005,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 182,724 [£9,137,070,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 4,551,050 [£235,672,037,000] enemies dead. 361,322 [£18,665,180,700] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 36,250 [£1,665,375,000] enemies bribed.

You gained 339,616 effectiveness.
You gained 63.64 fame.
You gained 44.39 honour.
You will soon be receiving £2,794,669,605 insurance.

 

[timthetyrant]

My wizards(+combines/tractors) holding thier own

Battle Report - Defending ME
[close] 38,484 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 6,917 allied staff.
[close] 4,000,000 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 158,737 allied staff.
[close] 9,426 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 261 allied staff.
[close] 412,109 allied White Wizard zapped 1,197,694 hostile staff.
[close] 987,548 hostile Thief stole 641 land. [147] tree. [289] bush. [30] flower. [175] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Distracted: 6,917 [£290,427,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 261 [£10,951,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 1,197,694 [£3,632,644,000] enemies dead. 158,737 [£5,792,937,200] friendlies dead.

 

[dave]

Battle Report - Attacking xxxx [xxxx]
[middle] 16,338,482 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 2,763,090 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,845,160 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 1,641,067 allied staff.
[middle] 2,235,572 allied Jeep attacked, killing 163,144 hostile staff.
[middle] 299,515 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 956,023 allied staff.

Died: 2,597,090 [£116,266,235,000] friendlies dead. 2,926,234 [£178,512,352,000] enemies dead.

You gained 268,520 effectiveness.
You gained 25.49 fame.
You gained 33.81 honour.
You earned £46,736,189,156 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £17,439,935,250 insurance.

Wed 13th Oct, year 1. Noon Attacking xxxx [xxxx]
Battle Report - Attacking xxxx [xxxx]
[range] 17,030,319 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 20,625,717 hostile staff.
[range] 832,941 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 702,584 allied staff.
[range] 2,349,570 allied Jeep attacked, killing 217,547 hostile staff.
[range] 10,839 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 38,116 allied staff.

Died: 740,700 [£33,087,185,000] friendlies dead. 20,843,264 [£244,784,717,600] enemies dead.

You gained 347,993 effectiveness.
You gained 54.10 fame.
You gained 34.36 honour.
You earned £57,712,440,940 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £4,963,071,750 insurance.

 

[dave]

Battle Report - Attacking xxxx [xxxx]
[close] 22,762 hostile Crazed Droid attacked, killing 12,524 allied staff.
[close] 1,823,004 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 1,453,847 allied staff.
[close] 4,868,874 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 742,570 allied staff.
[close] 2,085,465 allied Jeep attacked, killing 153,532 hostile staff.
[close] 292,590 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 1,003,401 allied staff.
[close] 6,035,234 hostile Shield Android attacked, killing 1,092,591 allied staff.
[close] 18,588 hostile Cybernetic T-Rex squished dead 326,540 allied staff.

Disabled: 742,570 [£33,279,910,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 3,888,903 [£174,082,200,000] friendlies dead. 153,532 [£5,506,834,000] enemies dead.

You gained 36,228 effectiveness.
You gained 0.85 fame.
You gained 28.66 honour.
You earned £1,636,990,005 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £26,112,330,000 insurance


i got mullered in last tho!

 

[rainbowape]

from 53rd to 230th in one battle...

Battle Report - Defending I
[close] 265,405 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 1 allied staff.
[close] 2,090 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 21,858 hostile staff.
[close] 399 allied Striker attacked, killing 67 hostile staff.
[close] 480,582 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 468,434 hostile staff.
[close] 59,858 allied Assassin attacked, killing 36,917 hostile staff.
[close] 62,210 hostile Witch attacked, killing 39,930 allied staff.
[close] 90 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 1,254 hostile staff.
[close] 6,233 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 3,956 hostile staff.
[close] 3,162,101 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 504,819 allied staff.
[close] 44 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 304 hostile staff.
[close] 274,880 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 4,932 allied staff.
[close] 491 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 2,302 hostile staff.
[close] 4,839,743 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 989 allied staff.
[close] 34,329 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 719 land. [391] tree. [275] bush. [26] flower. [27] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Distracted: 25,814 [£234,496,600] enemies distracted. 1 [£60,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 4,932 [£181,169,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 509,278 [£8,067,384,400] enemies dead. 545,738 [£29,596,685,000] friendlies dead.

You gained 16,118 effectiveness.
You gained 8.47 fame.
You gained 37.97 honour.
You will soon be receiving £4,439,495,400 insurance.

Sat 30th Oct, year 1. Noon Defending me
Battle Report - Defending myself
[middle] 11,225 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 123,897 hostile staff.
[middle] 799 allied Striker attacked, killing 139 hostile staff.
[middle] 625,505 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 732,948 hostile staff.
[middle] 912 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 302 hostile staff.
[middle] 175,236 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 125,650 allied staff.
[middle] 205,339 allied Assassin attacked, killing 128,756 hostile staff.
[middle] 63,627 hostile Witch attacked, killing 62,882 allied staff.
[middle] 60 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 811 hostile staff.
[middle] 19,406 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 12,237 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,312 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 4,300 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,200,479 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 828,608 allied staff.
[middle] 2,600 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 3,716 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,406,072 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 2,267,437 allied staff.
[middle] 55 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 346 hostile staff.
[middle] 163 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 2,291 hostile staff.
[middle] 64 allied Marine attacked, killing 100 hostile staff.

Stunned: 302 [£17,500,000] enemies stunned. 125,650 [£6,277,872,200] friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 136,134 [£896,570,600] enemies distracted.
Died: 873,407 [£13,711,462,600] enemies dead. 3,158,927 [£84,920,143,500] friendlies dead.

You gained 33,238 effectiveness.
You gained 6.23 fame.
You gained 38.53 honour.
You will soon be receiving £12,713,388,075 insurance.


You gained 243 effectiveness.
You will soon be receiving £63,000,000 insurance.

Sat 30th Oct, year 1. Morning Defending me
Battle Report - Defending big bad wolf [487]
[range] 16,728 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 183,574 hostile staff.
[range] 1,099 allied Striker attacked, killing 188 hostile staff.
[range] 3,052,946 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 7,569,194 hostile staff.
[range] 8,886 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 2,929 hostile staff.
[range] 193,170 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 246,087 allied staff.
[range] 2,966,855 allied Assassin attacked, killing 1,991,018 hostile staff.
[range] 23,229 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 15,148 hostile staff.
[range] 8,398 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 11,209 hostile staff.
[range] 3,277,094 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 8,194,689 allied staff.
[range] 9,278 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 18,240 hostile staff.
[range] 3,486,582 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 9,558,827 allied staff.
[range] 107 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 703 hostile staff.
[range] 5,737 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 27,180 hostile staff.
[range] 4,944,075 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 11,782,315 allied staff.
[range] 234 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 3,374 hostile staff.
[range] 111 allied Marine attacked, killing 171 hostile staff.

Stunned: 2,929 [£167,372,000] enemies stunned. 246,087 [£12,000,687,000] friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 198,722 [£1,162,213,200] enemies distracted.
Died: 9,621,277 [£119,217,706,400] enemies dead. 29,535,831 [£537,509,670,400] friendlies dead.

You gained 253,625 effectiveness.
You gained 5.12 fame.
You gained 40.09 honour.
You will soon be receiving £75,163,624,410 insurance.