WackyJacky
Head Gardener
Just mailed this off to Azzer.
I Had a great new unit in mind. They would be called Balls of Doom (only myself would get them.)
Essentially they would do nothing (they would be invincible, like mine, of course.)
Except during each BR they would display a little message (and then the firing would start)
A few possible messages I thought of were:
"Big Balls of Doom swayed above the battlefield as our soldiers manned their guns."
Or
"Our commander unzipped his fly and taunted the enemy with his Balls of Doom"
A sample BR would look like this
Battle Report - Attacking Ball Victim #1 [XXXX]
2 Big Balls of Doom swayed above the battlefield as our soldiers manned their guns.
[close] 1,000,000 hostile Spike Trap impaled and killed 17 allied staff.
[close] 200,759,924,203 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 1,373,982 hostile staff.
[close] 2 allied Balls of Doom rolled down a hill, chasing the enemy commander into a "forest."
Any thoughts?
I Had a great new unit in mind. They would be called Balls of Doom (only myself would get them.)
Essentially they would do nothing (they would be invincible, like mine, of course.)
Except during each BR they would display a little message (and then the firing would start)
A few possible messages I thought of were:
"Big Balls of Doom swayed above the battlefield as our soldiers manned their guns."
Or
"Our commander unzipped his fly and taunted the enemy with his Balls of Doom"
A sample BR would look like this
Battle Report - Attacking Ball Victim #1 [XXXX]
2 Big Balls of Doom swayed above the battlefield as our soldiers manned their guns.
[close] 1,000,000 hostile Spike Trap impaled and killed 17 allied staff.
[close] 200,759,924,203 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 1,373,982 hostile staff.
[close] 2 allied Balls of Doom rolled down a hill, chasing the enemy commander into a "forest."
Any thoughts?
