Resistance? BR?

Lordie

Planter
Joined
Dec 14, 2007
Messages
39
Battle Report - Attacking Member of RRR [xxx]
[range] 50,000,000 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 48,099,952 allied staff.
[range] 30,000,000 hostile Striker attacked, killing 2,172,990 allied staff.
[range] 2,000,000 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 405,440 allied staff.
[range] 64,374,517 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 291,072,053 hostile staff.
[range] 48,549,648 allied Assassin attacked, killing 45,627,805 hostile staff.
[range] 3,174,205 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 5,697,541 allied staff.
[range] 6,634,461 hostile Marine attacked, killing 2,946,054 allied staff.
[range] 297,329 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 243,633 allied staff.

Distracted: 48,099,952 [£2,449,577,419,000] friendlies distracted.
Died: 11,465,658 [£590,933,293,000] friendlies dead. 336,699,858 [£2,457,691,740,100] enemies dead.

You gained 1,976,857 effectiveness.
You earned £212,646,867,877 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £113,965,778,500 insurance.

aGit and I.
 

Lordie

Planter
Joined
Dec 14, 2007
Messages
39
Tick two!


[middle] 48,529,839 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 46,993,930 allied staff.
[middle] 20,351,467 hostile Striker attacked, killing 1,608,325 allied staff.
[middle] 58,292,714 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 87,429,584 hostile staff.
[middle] 45,241,920 allied Assassin attacked, killing 12,921,291 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,157,326 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 3,814,866 allied staff.
[middle] 3,478,881 hostile Marine attacked, killing 1,563,108 allied staff.

Distracted: 46,993,930 [£2,402,025,783,000] friendlies distracted.
Died: 6,986,299 [£359,601,930,000] friendlies dead. 100,350,875 [£1,880,602,625,700] enemies dead.

You gained 1,429,518 effectiveness.
You earned £180,445,014,389 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £69,094,028,150 insurance.
 

Lordie

Planter
Joined
Dec 14, 2007
Messages
39
Tick three!

[close] 11,036,880 hostile Striker attacked, killing 850,912 allied staff.
[close] 76,094,482 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 14,387,551 hostile staff.
[close] 68,205,196 allied Assassin attacked, killing 10,266,167 hostile staff.
[close] 53,789 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 93,178 allied staff.
[close] 113,804 hostile Marine attacked, killing 51,103 allied staff.

Died: 995,193 [£50,903,493,000] friendlies dead. 24,653,718 [£2,083,295,122,000] enemies dead.

You gained 1,557,843 effectiveness.
You earned £230,226,895,789 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £9,603,139,700 insurance.
 

tobapopalos

Hydroponics Developer
Joined
Dec 14, 2007
Messages
2,759
Location
Manchester
This one isn't from an attack on RRR, but from one of their mindless bashes on us:

Battle Report - Defending The Sexiest Guy Alive [MOI]
[range] 40,000,000 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 14,928,087 hostile staff.
[range] 20,000,000 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 138,757,689 hostile staff.
[range] 534,514 allied Automoton attacked, killing 1,606,052 hostile staff.
[range] 1,566,974 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 10,465,532 allied staff.
[range] 15,976,436 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 132,973,851 hostile staff.

Died: 288,265,679 [£2,978,687,614,000] enemies dead.
Bribed: 10,465,532 [£29,401,718,400] friendlies bribed.

You gained 1,253,166 effectiveness.

Ogluk forgot to recall :p
 

Ogluk

Official Helper
Community Operator
Joined
Jun 3, 2008
Messages
764
Location
Bracknell
i didnt forget, i wasnt told to recall ¬_¬

gotta love ally members recalling without making sure everyone is actually there to recall...
 

Garrett

Landscape Designer
Joined
Dec 14, 2007
Messages
1,872
cuz half your ally are teammates and the other half are only concerned with self. quit attacking with those concerned only with self :p
 

Garrett

Landscape Designer
Joined
Dec 14, 2007
Messages
1,872
But if they quit attacking entirely... then you won't have amusing moments like this....


Battle Report - Defending Captain Awesome.
[close] 10,000,000 allied EMP Warrior attacked, killing 657,080 hostile staff.
[close] 83,299,248 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 27,647,552 hostile staff.
[close] 3,324,746 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 2,669,358 hostile staff.
[close] 69,714,637 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 502,975,148 hostile staff.
[close] 2,500,752 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 4,610,907 hostile staff.
[close] 40,000,000 allied Striker attacked, killing 3,438,520 hostile staff.
[close] 20,000,000 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 121,445,516 hostile staff.
[close] 40,000,000 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 170,048,729 hostile staff.

[close] 176,290,555 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 71,280,711 allied staff.
[close] 14,309,554 allied Vampire attacked, killing 47,813,353 hostile staff.
[raised] 3,405,217 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.

[close] 89,616,023 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 35,052,584 allied staff.
[close] 45,327,523 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 197,574,293 hostile staff.
[close] 7,896,762 allied Harrier attacked, killing 11,251,894 hostile staff.
[close] 19,388,540 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 14,767,955 hostile staff.
[close] 58,310,670 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 340,600,325 hostile staff.
[close] 212,411 allied Yob attacked, disabling 212,874 hostile staff.
[close] 22,686,554 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 59,057,844 hostile staff.
[close] 974,322 allied Crazed Droid attacked, killing 1,370,873 hostile staff.
[close] 21,774,003 allied Ranger attacked, killing 26,704,925 hostile staff.
[close] 137,639 allied Flamethrower attacked, killing 348,393 hostile staff.
[close] 3,760,131 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 24,054,734 hostile staff.
[close] 14,193,248 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 5,176,068 hostile staff.
[raised] 3,583,447 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 13,194,011 allied Marine attacked, killing 6,083,224 hostile staff.
[close] 8,963,078 allied HQ Attack Dog attacked, killing 8,607,717 hostile staff.
[close] 709,719 allied Heavy Thug attacked, killing 567,339 hostile staff.
[close] 14,314,284 allied Jeep attacked, killing 2,932,461 hostile staff.
[close] 2,280,242 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 1,713,391 hostile staff.
[close] 32,964,453 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 115,770,537 hostile staff.
[close] 363,395 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 303,210 hostile staff.
[close] 4,212,124 allied HQ Private attacked, killing 1,879,202 hostile staff.
[close] 825,781 allied Private attacked, killing 254,127 hostile staff.

[close] 97,654 hostile Private attacked, killing 25,630 allied staff.
[close] 2,518,436 allied Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 493,298 hostile staff.
[close] 953,025 allied HQ Officer attacked, killing 736,894 hostile staff.
[close] 295,758 allied Officer attacked, killing 106,780 hostile staff.
[close] 745,884 allied HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 6,604,565 hostile staff.

[close] 1 hostile Seed Thief stole 94 stored seeds. [6] tree. [25] bush. [19] flower. [44] grass.

Distracted: 717,986,754 [£5,270,664,621,700] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 59,270,718 [£488,011,660,400] enemies disabled.
Died: 931,221,614 [£17,942,815,150,400] enemies dead.
106,358,925 [£5,372,369,103,500] friendlies dead.
Converted: 6,988,664 [£204,988,246,000] enemies converted.

You gained 2,401,641 effectiveness.
You will soon be receiving £282,572,081,575 insurance.
 

Alcibiades

Plant Geneticist
Joined
Dec 13, 2007
Messages
4,267
Location
Canada
epic :D to quote us all, i suppose it goes something like

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER-OOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

JENNNNNNNNNNNNNN-NNNKINNNNNNNNNNN-NNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS-SSSSSS!!!!!

 

Garrett

Landscape Designer
Joined
Dec 14, 2007
Messages
1,872
i wonder if the combined insurance on those guys is more than what we lost in total.
 

Ahead

Head Gardener
Joined
Dec 15, 2007
Messages
275
i wonder if the combined insurance on those guys is more than what we lost in total.

I wonder if the losses taken by your guys was a bigger proportion of your total ally score than what our guys lost in proportion to our score. Hmm :p
 

Garrett

Landscape Designer
Joined
Dec 14, 2007
Messages
1,872
i have no idea. probably not as bad as you might think since HQ troop loss doesn't seem to directly impact ally score (or at least i didn't notice). I think they accounted for about 600-700B of the losses.
 

ZigZag

Harvester
Joined
Dec 17, 2007
Messages
128
But if they quit attacking entirely... then you won't have amusing moments like this....


Battle Report - Defending Captain Awesome.
[close] 10,000,000 allied EMP Warrior attacked, killing 657,080 hostile staff.
[close] 83,299,248 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 27,647,552 hostile staff.
[close] 3,324,746 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 2,669,358 hostile staff.
[close] 69,714,637 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 502,975,148 hostile staff.
[close] 2,500,752 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 4,610,907 hostile staff.
[close] 40,000,000 allied Striker attacked, killing 3,438,520 hostile staff.
[close] 20,000,000 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 121,445,516 hostile staff.
[close] 40,000,000 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 170,048,729 hostile staff.

[close] 176,290,555 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 71,280,711 allied staff.
[close] 14,309,554 allied Vampire attacked, killing 47,813,353 hostile staff.
[raised] 3,405,217 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.

[close] 89,616,023 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 35,052,584 allied staff.
[close] 45,327,523 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 197,574,293 hostile staff.
[close] 7,896,762 allied Harrier attacked, killing 11,251,894 hostile staff.
[close] 19,388,540 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 14,767,955 hostile staff.
[close] 58,310,670 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 340,600,325 hostile staff.
[close] 212,411 allied Yob attacked, disabling 212,874 hostile staff.
[close] 22,686,554 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 59,057,844 hostile staff.
[close] 974,322 allied Crazed Droid attacked, killing 1,370,873 hostile staff.
[close] 21,774,003 allied Ranger attacked, killing 26,704,925 hostile staff.
[close] 137,639 allied Flamethrower attacked, killing 348,393 hostile staff.
[close] 3,760,131 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 24,054,734 hostile staff.
[close] 14,193,248 allied Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 5,176,068 hostile staff.
[raised] 3,583,447 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 13,194,011 allied Marine attacked, killing 6,083,224 hostile staff.
[close] 8,963,078 allied HQ Attack Dog attacked, killing 8,607,717 hostile staff.
[close] 709,719 allied Heavy Thug attacked, killing 567,339 hostile staff.
[close] 14,314,284 allied Jeep attacked, killing 2,932,461 hostile staff.
[close] 2,280,242 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 1,713,391 hostile staff.
[close] 32,964,453 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 115,770,537 hostile staff.
[close] 363,395 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 303,210 hostile staff.
[close] 4,212,124 allied HQ Private attacked, killing 1,879,202 hostile staff.
[close] 825,781 allied Private attacked, killing 254,127 hostile staff.

[close] 97,654 hostile Private attacked, killing 25,630 allied staff.
[close] 2,518,436 allied Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 493,298 hostile staff.
[close] 953,025 allied HQ Officer attacked, killing 736,894 hostile staff.
[close] 295,758 allied Officer attacked, killing 106,780 hostile staff.
[close] 745,884 allied HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 6,604,565 hostile staff.

[close] 1 hostile Seed Thief stole 94 stored seeds. [6] tree. [25] bush. [19] flower. [44] grass.

Distracted: 717,986,754 [£5,270,664,621,700] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 59,270,718 [£488,011,660,400] enemies disabled.
Died: 931,221,614 [£17,942,815,150,400] enemies dead.
106,358,925 [£5,372,369,103,500] friendlies dead.
Converted: 6,988,664 [£204,988,246,000] enemies converted.

You gained 2,401,641 effectiveness.
You will soon be receiving £282,572,081,575 insurance.

you have to think it's all about keeping score down for targets don't ya
 
Top