I declare war on LOLcats.

[darkmane]

I have been asking the alliance leader of LOLcats - the alliance I have been in throughout this round - to give me the ability to make mob notes all round.

He declined yet again.

For this reason, I declare war on my previous alliance - LOLcats.


My score: 2.8 billion.
Alliance score: 27.4 billion.


I shall not stop until each and every one of you is out of my range.

Thank you for your time! Battle reports will follow.

 

[blockatiel]

/cheer Darkmane

Show em what you're made of

 

[Alcibiades]

goodluck! RAWR

 

[Melnibone]

If this is the same Darkmane i played in NTH with he doesnt need luck but lolcats do..........

 

[blockatiel]

darkmane is a beast tbh. LOLcats are screwed.

 

[darkmane]

So many of them at the top are armored and I'm vamps... but should be fun

 

[Garrett]

push your armour to grow into my range

 

[lillie]

good to see someone with some real balls around here.

I wish you good fortune in your endeavour....

looking forward to the BR`s.

 

[pinpower]

Good luck! I know when you left us and attacked last round you caused some annoyance for a couple of days if nothing else!

Best of luck to you! Post BRs!!!

 

[darkmane]

[range] 18,500,000 allied Vampire attacked, killing 17,274,668 hostile staff.
[raised] 1,893,507 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.

Died: 17,274,668 [£382,073,005,200] enemies dead.
Converted: 1,893,507 [£30,296,112,000] enemies converted.

You gained 575,703 effectiveness.
You earned £80,074,854,792 bounty.

Ok, ok. This wasn't really them. Too many were on so I decided to wait for a better time. My army is 1.25 million vampires stronger though

 

[Enrico]

Just an aside, why the hell would he not allow you to make mobnotes? Singel best new innovation in the game imho! At a glance everyone can see what is covered and what is faked!

And GL!

 

[tobapopalos]

Just an aside, why the hell would he not allow you to make mobnotes? Singel best new innovation in the game imho! At a glance everyone can see what is covered and what is faked!

And GL!

I can think of a few people in my alliance I'd like banned from making mob notes

 

[cb1202]

If u cant trust people to make mob notes they shouldnt be in ur alliance or you shouldnt be a leader.

 

[tobapopalos]

That's nonsense.

 

[Enrico]

Nah, I agree, if you can't trust people to post mobnotes, how can you trust them to do more vital stuff, like sending on time, picking good targets, pranking people online in case of attacks etc.

 

[marvin]

Srsly? You think that if you can't trust someone to post mob notes that automatically makes them a **** player? k. You best be trollin'.

Yeh it makes sense to post mob notes but just because someone doesn't do it regularly or messes about with them (and yes fair enough this can be dangerous but any serious player would only mess around with their own) doesn't mean they're going to **** up LT's, pick crap targets and not prank people for defense. Unless they're completely and utterly new players.

Also I *think* you got the wrong end of the stick from toby's post before you jumped on him and rammed it down his throat.

P.S. Off topic much?

Go darkmane! Kill those LOLcats!

 

[Enrico]

Well If you can't trust a player with handling the ability to post mobnotes, he/she is, to be frank, not mature enough ( or possibly to retarded) to hang around in any ally I want to be a part of.

Then they probably can't help themselves from spamming up politics and whatnot...

 

[f0xx]

Less talking, more killing and BRs.

 

[darkmane]

Battle Report - Attacking LEADER OF LOLCATS
[range] 77 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 68 allied staff.
[range] 2,412,500 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 752,288 allied staff.
[range] 21,827,735 allied Vampire attacked, killing 21,150,237 hostile staff.
[raised] 3,425,617 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 524 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 118 allied staff.
[range] 70 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 42 allied staff.
[range] 875,781 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 1,508,772 allied staff.
[range] 301 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 47 allied staff.

Distracted: 228 [£14,136,000] friendlies distracted.
Died: 2,261,107 [£140,188,634,000] friendlies dead. 21,150,237 [£619,206,391,200] enemies dead.
Converted: 3,425,617 [£54,809,872,000] enemies converted.

You gained 978,415 effectiveness.
You earned £20,949,487,071 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £49,066,021,900 insurance.

I wonder why his RPGs didn't fire... that's right he sent them away. I knew the only thing that'd do me any real harm were those Apaches.... but I think it was worth it

EDIT: 21 bill bounty + 49 bill insurance + 55 bill conversions - 140 bill losses = -15 bill on the attack.... I hope the bug with converts and vampires made their losses more devastating.

 

[Alcibiades]

Darkmane 1 - Lolcats 0