Funniest messages defenders have mailed you
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Garrett
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Re: Funniest messages defenders have mailed you
oh yeah so the defender starts at the bottom. this one has made me smile at work. thanks whoever you are...
Private Sent to: the defender [xxxxxxxxx] Wed 29th Oct, 2008. 16:19:04 GMT
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don't get upset. it's me not you. I've been so busy with work. you know my career comes first.
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i missed you too. You never called me anymore, wasn't the other night special enough for you? you always leave me behind like that...
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sup baby? I've missed you.
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hi girlfriend
oh yeah so the defender starts at the bottom. this one has made me smile at work. thanks whoever you are...
Private Sent to: the defender [xxxxxxxxx] Wed 29th Oct, 2008. 16:19:04 GMT
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don't get upset. it's me not you. I've been so busy with work. you know my career comes first.
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i missed you too. You never called me anymore, wasn't the other night special enough for you? you always leave me behind like that...
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sup baby? I've missed you.
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hi girlfriend
Re: Funniest messages defenders have mailed you
Just read garretts post and reminds me of a funny convo between me and someone attacking me...more people should be lighthearted!
I start with the first message at the bottom.
Private Sent by: Cool of Attacking Dude [6969] Thu 30th Oct, 2008. 17:59:14 GMT Reply Forward
Subject: re:
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bring him along...theres enough to go around!
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lol ooh stop, my boyfriend might get jealous
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how could i forget you...the things you did...the way you held me...the way your eyes sparkle in the moonlight...
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ooh you know me
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hey sexy!
Just read garretts post and reminds me of a funny convo between me and someone attacking me...more people should be lighthearted!
I start with the first message at the bottom.
Private Sent by: Cool of Attacking Dude [6969] Thu 30th Oct, 2008. 17:59:14 GMT Reply Forward
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bring him along...theres enough to go around!
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lol ooh stop, my boyfriend might get jealous
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how could i forget you...the things you did...the way you held me...the way your eyes sparkle in the moonlight...
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ooh you know me
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hey sexy!
Re: Funniest messages defenders have mailed you
Private Sent by: XXX of YYY [????] Sun 02nd Nov, 2008. 20:08:52 GMT Reply Forward
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I hope you choke on it...
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Been there done that x)
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in your dreams
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and im good at it, aint i
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lol... ya... too bad you dont live closer... different continents, but youre still a cock sucker
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Holland
The Hague
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sure!!! where do you live... ill come right over and cut your ****ing throat.
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you want some?
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you are a cocksucker!
Private Sent by: XXX of YYY [????] Sun 02nd Nov, 2008. 20:08:52 GMT Reply Forward
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I hope you choke on it...
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Been there done that x)
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in your dreams
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and im good at it, aint i
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lol... ya... too bad you dont live closer... different continents, but youre still a cock sucker
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Holland
The Hague
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sure!!! where do you live... ill come right over and cut your ****ing throat.
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you want some?
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you are a cocksucker!
Alcibiades
Plant Geneticist
Re: Funniest messages defenders have mailed you
charming fellow
charming fellow
Re: Funniest messages defenders have mailed you
Lol Garrett, that was me. I was really pissed off to see you attacking me, but our lil convo brightened me up and really put a smile on my face The battle was fair and clean though, so no hard feelings
Lol Garrett, that was me. I was really pissed off to see you attacking me, but our lil convo brightened me up and really put a smile on my face
The battle was fair and clean though, so no hard feelings
Garrett
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Private Sent by: A sexy attacker Tue 12th May, 2009. 13:39:48 GMT Reply Forward
Subject: re: we can
ME**
we can cyber, as long as you've updated your antivirus and uploaded your patch
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Attacker**
hmmm i dont have a antivirus :|
we could still do it tho, i want it
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ME**
ok but remember to pull the disk out at 99.9%!
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Attacker**
lol maybe cuttin the power cable would be safer!
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My attacker makes me laugh.
Subject: re: we can
ME**
we can cyber, as long as you've updated your antivirus and uploaded your patch
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Attacker**
hmmm i dont have a antivirus :|
we could still do it tho, i want it
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ME**
ok but remember to pull the disk out at 99.9%!
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Attacker**
lol
maybe cuttin the power cable would be safer!**
My attacker makes me laugh.
f0xx
Landscape Designer
Hehe lol i hope u dint sent LET it would be a shame to loose almost all your troops with my AR 75% and your range so high hehe
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Alright, lets use common logic here.
I am att for 3, if I had triggered it would be SAS and you would know that I have LETs there. Since you don't know whether I have lets, it is a bit obvious I didn't trigger, not even police.
You = lose
I = win
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Hehe u got me i got 7 ticks left before the goverment can defend me due to 6 hours time of leaving an aliance , so after this its all good
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Alright, lets use common logic here.
I am att for 3, if I had triggered it would be SAS and you would know that I have LETs there. Since you don't know whether I have lets, it is a bit obvious I didn't trigger, not even police.
You = lose
I = win
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Hehe u got me i got 7 ticks left before the goverment can defend me due to 6 hours time of leaving an aliance , so after this its all good
f0xx
Landscape Designer
Tbh, if you are not finding it funny, there can be only one reason why.
Alcibiades
Plant Geneticist
it's more of a 'oh you newbie' funny than a truly 'laugh out loud' kind of funny.
There *is* more than one interpretation of 'funny' Matthew
There *is* more than one interpretation of 'funny' Matthew
Garrett
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Alcibiades
Plant Geneticist
Lol!
Arguably you could say that there is only one kind of fun-knee*; but that's splitting heirs* and altering spelling for the sake of attempting to be humerus*.
*puns intended.
Matthew
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that it isn't actually funny? :O
f0xx
Landscape Designer
Nah, that you were on the other side of the convo.
Lets keep on topic shall we? I would hate to have to send out some funny warning messages.
Jase
Harvester
Pure noobism at its best, i sent 6m gargoyle as a rush, eta 2 when he could send pb so i would kill everything at id first tick and his ally member mailed me this:
Private Sent by: id was here [####] Mon 18th May, 2009. 08:01:12 GMT Reply Forward
Subject:
Hey I'm gonna defend Number 1 with 10 million petrols, save your dudes
Private Sent to: id was here [####] Mon 18th May, 2009. 08:05:04 GMT
Subject: re:
Please do... i dare you to defend against me with 10mill petrols
Don't think he understands what 6m garg would do to 10mill pb
Private Sent by: id was here [####] Mon 18th May, 2009. 08:01:12 GMT Reply Forward
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Hey I'm gonna defend Number 1 with 10 million petrols, save your dudes
Private Sent to: id was here [####] Mon 18th May, 2009. 08:05:04 GMT
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Please do... i dare you to defend against me with 10mill petrols
Don't think he understands what 6m garg would do to 10mill pb
Leash
Weeder
Private Sent by: p'd off defender after I had just hit em [Range] Tue 01st Sep, 2009. 02:41:53 GMT Reply Forward
Subject:
go f@#* yurself asshole
yur f@#*ing pathetic wanker
.......then, he decided to send a follow-up, lol
Private Sent by: still mad I caught him offline [sent away] Tue 01st Sep, 2009. 02:50:24 GMT Reply Forward
Subject:
now sing after me ...
"i'm a wanker but i'm OK
i suck ass all nite
and play sh*t all day ..."
Subject:
go f@#* yurself asshole
yur f@#*ing pathetic wanker
.......then, he decided to send a follow-up, lol
Private Sent by: still mad I caught him offline [sent away
] Tue 01st Sep, 2009. 02:50:24 GMT Reply ForwardSubject:
now sing after me ...
"i'm a wanker but i'm OK
i suck ass all nite
and play sh*t all day ..."
I attacked him
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Private Sent by: Calm [xxx] Tue 01st Sep, 2009. 21:14:22 GMT Reply Forward
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Good Luck
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i found out he was online so i recalled, and sent out all to another ID
He then attacked me
so i mailed back
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[noid] wrote:
even better luck
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he then replied
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Private Sent by: getting cocky [xxx] Tue 01st Sep, 2009. 22:07:59 GMT Reply Forward
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I don't need luck when your army is out attacking someone, lol
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so i replied
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you do when i'm in the rank 1 ally
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and then i got defence from my alliance and this is where he freaked out
Private Sent by: NOW HES MAD! [xxx] Tue 01st Sep, 2009. 22:17:57 GMT Reply Forward
What a *****, you had to cry to your alliance for help. Your lucky your allied with "voice in your head" because one on one, I would have destroyed you. Go cry to your alliance you ***** and suck all their dicks so they will send people to protect you. You faggot
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Private Sent by: Calm [xxx] Tue 01st Sep, 2009. 21:14:22 GMT Reply Forward
Subject:
Good Luck
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i found out he was online so i recalled, and sent out all to another ID
He then attacked me
so i mailed back
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[noid] wrote:
even better luck
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he then replied
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Private Sent by: getting cocky [xxx] Tue 01st Sep, 2009. 22:07:59 GMT Reply Forward
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I don't need luck when your army is out attacking someone, lol
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so i replied
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you do when i'm in the rank 1 ally
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and then i got defence from my alliance and this is where he freaked out
Private Sent by: NOW HES MAD! [xxx] Tue 01st Sep, 2009. 22:17:57 GMT Reply Forward
What a *****, you had to cry to your alliance for help. Your lucky your allied with "voice in your head" because one on one, I would have destroyed you. Go cry to your alliance you ***** and suck all their dicks so they will send people to protect you. You faggot
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