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Old 02-04-2010, 09:27 AM   #1
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Question Darryl? Darryl?? DARRYL!?!?!?!

If Darryl doesn't react in 2/3 days, someone call the police!!!
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[10:34:42] [Darryl] Hey guys
[10:34:50] [MacMikey] hey Darryl
[10:35:38] [Darryl] So, I'm staying with a friend, and I think she's genuinely gone insane
[10:35:56] [@Azzer] Darryl - is she hot though?
[10:35:58] [MacMikey] seriously
[10:35:58] [@pin|prank] morningl al
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[10:36:01] [Darryl] Her cat died on Wednesday, and she didn't know what to do with it....so she put it in the freezer.
[10:36:02] [@Azzer] Hey PP
[10:36:05] [Darryl] Seriously.
[10:36:07] [@Azzer] LOL
[10:36:12] [MacMikey] morning PP
[10:36:13] [@Azzer] Oh my fudding god
[10:36:18] [Metal_Death] kittypop
[10:36:25] [@Azzer] Going to tuck in to it for a roast dinner Dazza?
[10:36:30] [@pinpower] thats fairly mental...
[10:36:46] [@Azzer] I have to confess I don't ACTUALLY know what you do with the corpse of a cat, other than bury it in your garden?
[10:36:50] [Darryl] I was going to suggest a curry but I'm scared she'll kill me in the night
[10:36:54] [@Azzer] Where *DO* you take a cat corpse?
[10:36:55] [Metal_Death] stuff it
[10:36:59] [Kingdroid] My brother threw my dead cat in the agrbage
[10:37:02] [Metal_Death] to a taxadermist
[10:37:04] [Kingdroid] it totally died while I was home alone
[10:37:07] [Darryl] Anything but put it in the same place you store your food, I'd suggest, Azz
[10:37:08] [Kingdroid] so i put it in a agrbage bag
[10:37:13] [Kingdroid] and then he threw it away
[10:37:22] [@Azzer] Well yeah Darryl, in the freezer would be pretty much at the bottom of the places I'd put a dead cat
[10:37:44] [@Azzer] Kingdroid - Well makes sense, I'd do that for smaller animals for sure - dead hamsters, gerbils, rats, mice
[10:37:44] [Darryl] I wish she'd at least told me before I went looking for ice cream, tbh
[10:37:54] [@Azzer] Just thought a dead cat/dog might be a bit big for garbage
[10:38:00] [@Azzer] I imagine many "Bury" it in their garden
[10:38:07] [@Azzer] Or take it to the local tip
[10:38:17] [@Azzer] But not sure if there's an "official" disposal way/place for pet corpses
[10:38:26] [@Azzer] Oh dear Darryl
[10:38:31] [@Azzer] Did you discover it by yourself?
[10:38:31] [Darryl] Mine have always been thoughtful enough to die away from the house so I didn't have to deal with it :p
[10:38:35] [Darryl] Yes.
[10:38:40] [@Azzer] Hahahahaha
[10:38:41] [@Azzer] Brilliant
[10:38:52] [Darryl] I actually just stood there for what felt like about ten minutes, in shock
[10:39:00] [MacMikey] lol we have pet cemetaries though Azzer
[10:39:02] [@Azzer] Oh what a lovely image I have in my head
[10:39:04] [@Azzer] That's so lol worthy
[10:39:04] [MacMikey] or take it to your vet
[10:39:20] [MacMikey] i think its even illegal to bury it in your garden over here :/
[10:39:23] [@Azzer] At least it wasn't a human corpse, Darryl
[10:39:51] [Darryl] I guess, I'm still looking out for one of those
[10:39:59] [Darryl] There's no way in hell I'm going into the cellar
[10:40:01] [@Azzer] Darryl - check the attic while she's out, or any basement space
[10:40:07] [Darryl] heh :p
[10:40:13] [@Azzer] Cos you might need advanced warning to get out of the house
[10:40:28] [@Azzer] So who is this "friend", eh, eh, eh?
[10:40:34] [@Azzer] You dating a nutter?
[10:40:34] [MacMikey] http://www.dierenbegraafplaats.com/
[10:40:38] [MacMikey] check the pics
[10:40:41] [MacMikey] for pets only
[10:40:48] [@Azzer] MacMikey - That's soooooo gay
[10:40:50] [MacMikey] think there is a horse in the big centre one
[10:40:57] [Darryl] I considered it before I knew she was insane
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[10:41:15] [@Azzer] Darryl - I do hope that was enough to put you off permanently
[10:41:29] [@Azzer] For me, myself... there's no way anything could make up for the insanity of keeping a dead cat in a freezer
[10:41:51] [Metal_Death] it could be a fetish for some Azz
[10:41:53] [Darryl] Hmm
[10:42:07] [Darryl] I might escape
[10:42:07] [Metal_Death] necrobeastality??? lol
[10:43:13] [Metal_Death] and on that disturbing note, and some chest pain. I bid you guys adieu
[10:43:28] [@Azzer] Why are you there anyway Darryl, I mean, what made you want to go in to a house of somebody that stores their dead pets in the same freezer they keep their food in?
[10:43:35] [@Azzer] NN Metal_Death
[10:44:01] [Darryl] I didn't know that she was mental before I agreed to stay
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[10:44:26] [@Azzer] Pfft Darryl
[10:44:32] [@Azzer] Always check the freezer BEFORE spending the night
[10:44:34] [@Azzer] EVERYONE knows that.
[10:44:42] [MacMikey] yup
[10:44:42] [@Azzer] Schoolboy error tbh
[10:44:46] [MacMikey] basic rule
[10:45:07] [Darryl] Hmm. I don't think I'll come back
[10:45:14] [@Azzer] How do you know her?
[10:45:51] [@Azzer] And how are you going to approach the discovery with her. "Urrr, hey Amanda... I was just looking for a snack earlier, I fancied some ice cream. Went in to your freezer and... there appears to be a dead cat in there?"
[10:46:06] [Darryl] Does it matter?
[10:46:17] [Darryl] In fairness, maybe I should have seen this coming
[10:46:26] [@Azzer] Yes, it does matter
[10:46:35] [MacMikey] maybe she has a sensible explanation?
[10:46:36] [@Azzer] If you met her at Alcoholic Anonymous for example
[10:46:39] [Darryl] Never again will I go and stay with someone I meet from a game
[10:46:40] [MacMikey] cant think of one
[10:46:41] [@Azzer] Then that's one thing
[10:46:42] [MacMikey] but still
[10:46:42] [@pinpower] Darryl, was it loose? or bagged in the freezer?
[10:46:46] [@Azzer] HAHAHAHAHAHA
[10:46:48] [@Azzer] There you go
[10:46:54] [@Azzer] That's just as bad as meeting at alcoholic anonymous
[10:47:02] [@Azzer] You really never know what you're letting yourself in to
[10:47:28] [Darryl] Pinpower, it was placed in a draw loose :/
[10:47:33] [@Azzer] Like I love PP, but I'd NEVER invite him to my house cos I have a suspicion he's actually a 54 year old psycho axe wielding butch lesbian.
[10:47:34] [@pinpower] oh god...
[10:47:36] [analyzer] If she wants a replacement, I have some spares
[10:47:42] [DarkSider] wtf you found a dead cat in a freezer ?
[10:47:47] [Darryl] On the bright side, she's fairly hot :p
[10:47:50] [Darryl] Yes DS
[10:47:53] @pinpower unpacks his suitcase
[10:47:53] [@Azzer] Omg Darryl, not even in a bag?
[10:47:59] [Darryl] I wanted ice cream
[10:48:01] [@pinpower]
[10:48:19] [@Azzer] DarkSider - he's stayed at some hot chicks house he met online, then discovered a dead cat in her freezer
[10:48:22] [DarkSider] You could always lick the cat Darryl, it's cold already :p
[10:48:28] [@Azzer] Oh god
[10:48:29] [Darryl] wtf?!
[10:48:31] [@Azzer] That's gross
[10:48:33] [hero] ROFL
[10:48:33] [Darryl] Eww :p
[10:48:34] [MacMikey] rofl
[10:48:35] [DarkSider] oh really ?
[10:48:39] [@Azzer] So Darryl - not even bagged?
[10:48:42] [@Azzer] Just... loose?
[10:48:47] [MacMikey] no stiff
[10:48:53] [Darryl] Yes. It was looking at me when I opened the drawer
[10:48:55] [@pinpower] Darryl, you could put it out somewhere as if it was alive? as its gonna be all frozen solid...
[10:49:06] [@Azzer] On to other stuff in the freezer, and the drawer itself, before it fully froze :/
[10:49:13] [@Azzer] Yuck
[10:49:32] [MacMikey] next question though darryl, was it dead when it went in?
[10:49:37] [@Azzer] PP - I like that idea - pose it somewhere in the house then run off and go home before she gets back
[10:49:44] [Darryl] Good question
[10:49:52] [@pinpower] yeah
[10:49:55] [@pinpower] thats what im thinking
[10:49:56] [@Azzer] And stick a post-stick note to it cut out like a speech bubble, saying something like "Oh hai, I escaped, LOL!"
[10:50:00] [DarkSider] Did you think the girl might be a witch ?
[10:50:04] [@pinpower] i mean, insanely cruel...but kinda funny
[10:50:08] [DarkSider] They use cats for spells
[10:50:19] [@Azzer] OR OR OR
[10:50:20] [@Azzer] No better
[10:50:22] [hero] she could just love her cat, it died and she is getting it stuffed tomorrow!!!
[10:50:24] [@Azzer] Yes, this is the solution
[10:50:28] [@Azzer] Just before she comes back
[10:50:35] [hero] and u missed out on crazy awesome sex with her!
[10:50:36] [MacMikey] i'd check the drawer for schratchmark and such
[10:50:37] [@Azzer] Get the cat out and then when she comes in she discovers you PLAYING with it
[10:50:45] [@Azzer] Like dancing it around the table and putting a silly voice on pretending it's the cats voice
[10:50:46] [DarkSider] lool
[10:50:48] [@pinpower] why freeze it then hero? and why loose in a drawer...
[10:50:49] [@Azzer] freak *HER* out!!!!
[10:50:50] [Darryl] rofl
[10:50:54] [@Azzer] Flip the script on her
[10:51:01] [@pinpower] i mean, if for some reason i was going to freeze a cat
[10:51:01] [Darryl] that's genius
[10:51:02] [MacMikey] lmao
[10:51:07] [@pinpower] id at least put it in a bag
[10:51:11] [Darryl] I think I'm too scared to do it though
[10:51:15] [@Azzer] Go ooon
[10:51:16] [@Azzer] And film it
[10:51:17] [@Azzer] For youtube
[10:51:22] [Darryl] haha
[10:51:23] [@Azzer] It'll be one of the top viewed vids ever
[10:51:28] [Darryl] I could be famous :O
[10:51:35] [@Azzer] Internet infamy!
[10:51:41] [DarkSider] nah unfreeze it, then glue cat's face to have a big smile on it's face then freeze it back. That way the girl will think the cat died happy :p
[10:51:42] [@pinpower] Darryl, the concern i have is
[10:51:48] [@pinpower] that your already in the kitchen area
[10:51:54] [@pinpower] knives are kept there
[10:51:54] [@Azzer] "How I flipped the script on a psycho girl who kept her dead cat unbagged in the freezer without telling me"
[10:51:57] [@pinpower] she's shown how mental she is
[10:52:00] [@pinpower] i'd get out now...
[10:52:07] [@pinpower] she could be freezing you next
[10:52:09] [@Azzer] Tbh I'd get out before she came home :p
[10:52:15] [@Azzer] An unbagged cat kept in the freezer...
[10:52:23] [@Azzer] Is just too far beyond mental for me
[10:52:26] [+peng] still on about that?
[10:52:27] [DarkSider] loool
[10:52:32] [@Azzer] She doesn't have your address does she?
[10:52:38] [@Azzer] I mean, she can't stalk you right?
[10:52:40] [@pinpower] Darryl, go to the petshop...get an identical cat
[10:52:41] [DarkSider] I so wish i could have seen Darryl's face when he opened the freezer
[10:52:46] [@Azzer] Oh excellent PP
[10:52:48] [@pinpower] and leave it in the house somewhere
[10:52:55] [@pinpower] and leave the freezer door open
[10:52:56] [@pinpower]
[10:53:00] [@Azzer] I like that one
[10:53:00] [@pinpower] then get out of there
[10:53:01] [Darryl] She's not been to my house, no :p
[10:53:08] [@Azzer] Not sure what's more fun, her discovering you PLAYING with the frozen cat
[10:53:15] [@Azzer] Or seeing an identical cat alive in the house
[10:53:26] [@Azzer] With some water near the freezer door like where the ice melted
[10:53:39] [DarkSider] rofl
[10:53:46] [DarkSider] terminator cat
[10:53:48] [@pinpower] Azzer, i just dont think darryl should put himself in danger of freezage...
[10:54:13] [@Azzer] Darryl - well make sure it stays that way, and get out now, or we may never hear from you again, and if you aren't leaving immediately, leave her address with me and a contact number, if we don't see you online in the next 7 days, i'll call the police
[10:54:46] [@pinpower] lol
[10:54:50] [Darryl] I was going to be here until Sunday, she gets back any minute, I don't know whether to run away or not
[10:54:57] [@pinpower] run
[10:54:59] [@Azzer] Seriously dude, run away
[10:55:00] [@pinpower] run now.
[10:55:03] [@Azzer] I've met crazies online
[10:55:05] [DarkSider] this is too funny
[10:55:07] [@Azzer] It gets worse.
[10:55:10] [Darryl] I mean she's absolutely crazy, but she has nice boobs :p
[10:55:13] [@Azzer] The first discoveries are only the initial, most obvious ones.
[10:55:14] [@pinpower] yeah actually
[10:55:18] [@pinpower] thats what i was about to say
[10:55:21] [@Azzer] The BAD discoveries come further down the line.
[10:55:22] [@pinpower] just HOW hot is she/
[10:55:22] [@pinpower] ?
[10:55:27] [@Azzer] It's irrelevant.
[10:55:43] [@pinpower] well...it might be worth staying for an extra couple of hours
[10:55:50] [@Azzer] No, it never is
[10:55:52] [@pinpower] then sneaking out later...
[10:55:53] [MacMikey] just dont accept any drinks
[10:56:02] [Darryl] Hmm, I need to go. If you've not heard from me by Monday, call the police
[10:56:04] [MacMikey] Darryl is big enough to fight her off?
[10:56:08] [Darryl] Wish me luck :p
[10:56:10] [@Azzer] Next thing you know she's looking up your address and hunting you down at your house
[10:56:12] [@pinpower] Darryl, run and never look back
[10:56:15] [@Azzer] Get out, Darryl
[10:56:17] Quit: (Darryl) (4e965dd4@widget.mibbit.com) (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
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[10:56:21] [@pinpower] lol
[10:56:22] [MacMikey] omgrofl
[10:56:24] [@Azzer] We're never going to see him again are we?
[10:56:30] [@pinpower] im a little scared
[10:56:42] [@pinpower] i wonder what a frozen darryl would be like...
[10:56:51] [@pinpower] because thats whats happening if he cant run fast enough
[10:56:56] [MacMikey] why?
[10:57:01] [MacMikey] surely he can fight off a bird?
[10:57:07] [MacMikey] just dont accept any drinks
[10:57:23] [MacMikey] Darryl didn't mention any gunshots on the cat
[10:57:26] [MacMikey] or any stabwounds
[10:57:30] [MacMikey] he'll be fine :p
[10:57:44] [DarkSider] maybe the girl likes to use bare hands
[10:57:55] [@pinpower] lol, that was possibly the funniest IRC chat ive ever woken up to
[10:58:05] [MacMikey] ghehe
[10:58:11] [@Azzer] Maybe she drugs it
[10:58:14] [@pinpower] the mental image of darryl now running from the house...


Our thoughts and prayers are with him as he is trying to escape the whicked bird, tune in tonight at 9 for more live coverage of the chased Darryl.
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Old 02-04-2010, 09:28 AM   #2
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We may never see Darryl again. Psycho "I keep a dead cat loose and unbagged in my food freezer" girl is going to eat him. And not in the sexy way.

RIP, Darryl. RIP.
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Are you desperate enough for sex that you will risk your life for it? Darryl...
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We may never see Darryl again. Psycho "I keep a dead cat loose and unbagged in my food freezer" girl is going to eat him. And not in the sexy way.

RIP, Darryl. RIP.
Why do I get the feeling that you would find it perfectly acceptable if the cat was bagged in the freezer
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How many games does he play? She's not from THIS game is she? o.O
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How many games does he play? She's not from THIS game is she? o.O
I'm gonna guess she's from WoW. Just out of principle.

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when are the gonna get married?
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I seriously wanna read that, but I'm afraid I might die before I finish it
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Epic. Just Epic.

The Cat is Dead! Long Live the Cat!

All Hail Darryl, fearless Cat freezer of the Modern World!
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That is brilliant and very disturbing in equal amounts. We might have to get some people together to hunt down Darryl. He'll be locked in a basement somewhere, clawing at the wall whilst chained to a radiator...
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Mayb that's what Darryl is into..
There are some crazy sick people in the world..
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We may never see Darryl again. Psycho "I keep a dead cat loose and unbagged in my food freezer" girl is going to eat him. And not in the sexy way.

RIP, Darryl. RIP.
Why do I get the feeling that you would find it perfectly acceptable if the cat was bagged in the freezer
That topped it all off, made me LOL so hard:p
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